How Boring is it tonight?

The Big Cheese
The Big Cheese Posts: 8,650
edited November 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Gawd - ain't it boring tonight?

Have resorted to drinking a cuppa soup and watching 'Jennifers Body' on SKy Anytime only becuase Megan Fox is in it...... :)

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    i dlike to have a go on her.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    im waiting for blade runner to start which is no bad thing as american dad is on in the mean time.

    just going to have a dlicious bit of scotch and apart from that, it really is very quiet in the crudobvious these days.

    can we not have some of the trolls and forum webbos who have been banned back in the crudnecessary?
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    im waiting for blade runner to start which is no bad thing as american dad is on in the mean time.

    just going to have a dlicious bit of scotch and apart from that, it really is very quiet in the crudobvious these days.

    can we not have some of the trolls and forum webbos who have been banned back in the crudnecessary?

    Anything to oblige.
    Blade Runner is rubbish, American Dad is juvenile and Scotch tastes like a mixture of meths and cat piss.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    if you were going to really oblige, you would get banned before returning for some weak trolling.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Try to do some one a favour and all I get is abuse. Not easy to get banned from here, but for you I'll do my best.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Absolutely nothing going on in Nails.
    I was going to head out to take pictures at a fireworks display, but the weather is just incredibly bad, so I didn't bother. Wrecking my camera for the sake of a few interesting shots doesn't sound like a deal I want to take.
    I did think I could pinch my sister's kayak and take it down the road for a paddle though, but then I decided to just stay indoors and get some Xbox-ing in, whilst necking some JD.

    Oh, and the Velux window is leaking, but it's ok... the water droplets hitting the floor are amusing the cat no end.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,708
    Absolutely nothing going on in Nails.
    I was going to head out to take pictures at a fireworks display, but the weather is just incredibly bad, so I didn't bother. Wrecking my camera for the sake of a few interesting shots doesn't sound like a deal I want to take.

    i concur exactly....
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    i took some pics of the firewroks here from my bedroom window, they arent good, i dont know why i bothered but the fireworks were super dooper. glad i could watch them in private o i didnt have to stand near any strangers.

    did just find this though what a complete bunch of cheesewands
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    What, you were pondering about taking MY camera out in the rain to snap fireworks?
    You thieving little scrote!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    the scotch isnt scotch at all, i am having some jameson 12yo instead.

    anyone know how best to cook a pheasant?

    look at me talking about drinking and cooking: rock and roll.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    anyone know how best to cook a pheasant?
    Can of lynx and a lighter?
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    anyone know how best to cook a pheasant?
    Can of lynx and a lighter?

    He said pheasant not peasant.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    thats actually funny cooldad. well done.

    this is high praise indeed as im sure you have noticed i know a thing or 2 about comedy and being funny.

    (because i am so funny)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    thats actually funny cooldad. well done.
    There's a first time for everything.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    thats actually funny cooldad. well done.
    There's a first time for everything.

    very much so in this case
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    My work is done. Off to watch MOTD recorded so I can FF over the boring talky bits.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    thats actually funny cooldad. well done.
    There's a first time for everything.

    Don't worry you might get it right as well one day. Maybe.
    I don't do smileys.

    There is no secret ingredient - Kung Fu Panda

    London Calling on Facebook

    Parktools
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    nope, look slike the one time you were funny really was the only time.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Be kind man, he deserves our pity.
    He's on here, day after day trying to prove how funny and "cool" he is to his son, who is also on here.
    And as you know, anyone who professes themselves to be "cool" cannot be, by definition.
    In fact, calling himself "cooldad", and trying to prove how funny he is, actually achieves the polar opposite of both things.
    He's like a 3-legged centipede, or a horse with no head. He shouldn't be made fun of, he should be pitied. And maybe put down.
  • wordnumb
    wordnumb Posts: 847
    The evening is improving now that people have relented with the fireworks. Don't understand the thrill of controlled explosions.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    wordnumb wrote:
    Don't understand the thrill of controlled explosions.

    Get out!!!!!!

    you're not allowed in here
  • wordnumb wrote:
    The evening is improving now that people have relented with the fireworks. Don't understand the thrill of controlled explosions.

    Where are your tescticles? I thought men loved controlled explosions!
  • schmako
    schmako Posts: 1,982
    Someone dislikes american dad? How unfortunate. It got some many great episodes, the one where they write the robot porn script is probably my favourite.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Schmako wrote:
    Someone dislikes american dad? How unfortunate. It got some many great episodes, the one where they write the robot porn script is probably my favourite.

    that was last nights episode, very funny.

    i like the one where he got ripped off by the car salesman