Good Morning sirs, I'm calling from your baaaannnkkkkk!!!

Gazlar
Gazlar Posts: 8,083
edited November 2010 in The Crudcatcher
I'm not really

Morning team, up and ready this morning, but as ever not really on time so things such as moustache pictures and making sandwiches to take to work will have to be abandoned until later or not done at all, so looks like a pound baguette shop lunch for me today

Slept well last night, got a full 8 hours unbroken which was nice, but just staring down the face of 7 straight days working now, not as nice

Anyway laters dudes
Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
Amy
Farnsworth
Zapp

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Morning,
    Please no one make any sudden movements or loud noises, i think my body is going to fall apart at any moment :!: I think last nights chilli may of not been cooked properly or the birds eye's that i used may be out to get me, i'm taking a risk just by sitting at my desk!

    anywhoo its friday which means slacking and getting ready for tomorrows shananagains and sundays ride.
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Just had a media black out there for a while, my usual cleaner is off today so the manager came instead, she's a bit of a MILF and always entertaining to watch hovering etc, well it turns out she has a daughter that has grown up well :wink:
    That is all.
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Boy Lard
    Boy Lard Posts: 445
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    she's a bit of a MILF and always entertaining to watch hovering
    That is all.

    Like Samantha the witch?

    My youngest didn't sleep for more than 2 hours without waking up. was almost every 1/2 hour most of the night. Poor little sod has a cold and doesn't understand what's happening to her. Consequently I'm knackered.

    Let's hope I don't fark up as much today as yesterday, we can't afford the reprints.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Just had a media black out there for a while, my usual cleaner is off today so the manager came instead, she's a bit of a MILF and always entertaining to watch hovering etc, well it turns out she has a daughter that has grown up well :wink:
    That is all.

    you know rhe ruleses. POIDH
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Gazlar wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Just had a media black out there for a while, my usual cleaner is off today so the manager came instead, she's a bit of a MILF and always entertaining to watch hovering etc, well it turns out she has a daughter that has grown up well :wink:
    That is all.

    you know rhe ruleses. POIDH
    Dammit :evil: i was too busy grinning and dreaming!
    and she was hoovering not hovering :lol:
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Boy Lard i feel your pain! our first slept through the night from 6 weeks onwards, No2 has only slept through the night a couple of times and she's 6 months :evil:
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    Went to bed at 10pm, got some loving, slept until 8am. Had some breakfast and am still in my dressing gown as I'm on leave. Going for a blast in an hour around the woods :D and then down to the dreaded tasks left for me by the wife. She doesn't seem to understand that days off are for chilling.
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Meh with a hint of Yay!

    I hurt from attempting to use my new trainer last night and failing miserably until the last five minutes. This was followed by falling asleeo at 8.30 due to general meh, followed by more meh when the youngest woke up and decided to get into bed with us. The only way I could roll over was by holding onto the bedside cabinet. I've consequently been awake since 4.11am and the left side of my body is still numb.

    The hint of Yay! is provided by the fact the bike's in the back of the car and the rain's supposed to hold off until 3ish so my lunch time ride will be ok!
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Went to bed at 10pm, got some loving, slept until 8am. Had some breakfast and am still in my dressing gown as I'm on leave. Going for a blast in an hour around the woods :D and then down to the dreaded tasks left for me by the wife. She doesn't seem to understand that days off are for chilling.
    something doesnt add up? who's wife was it? :lol: [/b]
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Good Morning Freaks!

    And, TGIF! :D

    Should be getting some knobbly rubber (for added pleasure) delivered today.

    Just had an off-site "meeting" with my minions. Obviously there was coffee and bacon and sausage and egg and fried bread and beans and toast. Good meeting...

    Apart from that, not much to report today apart from looking forward to burning some effegies of political activists this evening.
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Morning campers,

    Today is a good day.. it's Friday, which is always win, just had a sausage & egg footlong baguette for breakfast, with added hot sauce (Ghost pepper and Naga Jolokias.. warm!)

    Also got home last night to find that Mr Taxman has decided to give me a rebate! :D It's not much, but was enough to keep me smiling! Now, do I treat the missus to some really nice xmas presents, or do I splash out on a DHX 5 shock and some other gubbins? :twisted:
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Stav83 wrote:
    Now, do I treat the missus to some really nice xmas presents, or do I splash out on a DHX 5 shock and some other gubbins? :twisted:

    Bit of a daft question really... :lol:
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Lol, I thought so too, but wanted confirmation from the Crudders... :lol:
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
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  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Fair enough.. have a pic of some dancing silverbacks:

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