P*ncture and then shat on....
gtvlusso
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So, another lovely golden crisp morning.....another early start and night of interrupted sleep courtesy of junior....
Still - can't be all that bad, sailing past the traffic. Scalping the dude in the Lampre kit....moving at about 28mph.
Boll*x - puncture, worse yet, rear puncture, this is gonna get oily and messy.....Ah well, pull over under that lovely golden tree and get on with the task at hand. 10 minutes later - puncture sorted, tyre back to 100psi...not too oily, ready to kill the hills.....
Pick bag up - pigeon has shat all over my bag and I now have pigeon crap on my gloves.
very dissapointed :-(
Still - can't be all that bad, sailing past the traffic. Scalping the dude in the Lampre kit....moving at about 28mph.
Boll*x - puncture, worse yet, rear puncture, this is gonna get oily and messy.....Ah well, pull over under that lovely golden tree and get on with the task at hand. 10 minutes later - puncture sorted, tyre back to 100psi...not too oily, ready to kill the hills.....
Pick bag up - pigeon has shat all over my bag and I now have pigeon crap on my gloves.
very dissapointed :-(
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at least it cant get any worse0 -
They're now 'lucky' gloves!FCN 2 to 80
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Why not wipe with a bit of paper?
Mind you, I suppose the bird's miles away by now.0 -
I did have a chuckle at the topic title :twisted:0
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The rumour that bird c**p is lucky is just propaganda spread by birds0
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I may have an "L" and an "R" printed on the back of my gloves - saves any stupid questions after the accident....0
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Punched her then shat on.................ah. Must pay more attention.FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.0