P*ncture and then shat on....

gtvlusso

So, another lovely golden crisp morning.....another early start and night of interrupted sleep courtesy of junior....
Still - can't be all that bad, sailing past the traffic. Scalping the dude in the Lampre kit....moving at about 28mph.
Boll*x - puncture, worse yet, rear puncture, this is gonna get oily and messy.....Ah well, pull over under that lovely golden tree and get on with the task at hand. 10 minutes later - puncture sorted, tyre back to 100psi...not too oily, ready to kill the hills.....

Pick bag up - pigeon has shat all over my bag and I now have pigeon crap on my gloves.

very dissapointed :-(

andy83

at least it cant get any worse

Mr Plum

They're now 'lucky' gloves!

rjsterry

andy83 wrote:

at least it cant get any worse

Shhhhh!

mybreakfastconsisted

Why not wipe with a bit of paper?











Mind you, I suppose the bird's miles away by now.

nich

I did have a chuckle at the topic title :twisted:

Jay dubbleU

The rumour that bird c**p is lucky is just propaganda spread by birds

LazyBoycp

nich wrote:

I did have a chuckle at the topic title :twisted:

+1

Gussio

Mr Plum wrote:

They're now 'lucky' gloves!

Only the left glove. According to Les Francais.

gtvlusso

I may have an "L" and an "R" printed on the back of my gloves - saves any stupid questions after the accident....

SimonAH

Punched her then shat on.................ah. Must pay more attention.