Things that make life better

woodford2barbican
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Having a crap in office hours - less to carry home & you get paid to sit and squeeze out a length.
What makes you look on life more favourably?
What makes you look on life more favourably?
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A couple of glasses of wine from the office supply0
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A lack of wind.
Traffic lights just turning green as you approach them, before you ease off.
Beating the ETA on the TomTom.0 -
New bike0
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The atu in my Kenwood TS870.
Correct impedance is important :!:Powered by Haribo.0 -
bikes, and Illy.0
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a house with lighting, radiators, a boiler, bathrooms a kitchen, power to the sockets and ideally some crappy old 4 bar gas fires as a backup.
currently i have none of these
bloody builders...0 -
Waking up thinking you've slept through your alarm to find out you still have another hour or two in bed before the alarm is due to go off.Hat + Beard0
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Hangover sex.FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.0 -
Getting a cuddle from the kids at the end of the day, on the odd occasions I'm back in time for them to still be awake
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
SimonAH wrote:Hangover sex.
On the money, though I've yet to meet any women who get similar hungover urges0 -
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The new stretch of spanking smooth tarmac between Saffron Walden and Ashdon.
Mmmm silky.0 -
Being me.
Enjoying all the things I love on the level only I could love them because they're of value to me. And as I'm me I'm the only one who can understand that value.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:Being me.
Enjoying all the things I love on the level only I could love them because they're of value to me. And as I'm me I'm the only one who can understand that value.
Good god man.0 -
A few sentences from DDD never fail to raise a smile.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
Pinnacle Monzonite
Part of the anti-growth coalition0 -
Nifer wrote:
Do you understand Maths too?0 -
dhope wrote:
I got an A for GCSE but when some Physics PhD student friends of mine tried to use a pub menu to describe how time and the universe is "folded", I got a bit lost.0 -
Most, if not all, of DDD's posts.
A tailwind (although I've heard they're just a myth).
A good stretch, back-scratch, and ear-cleaning with a Johnson & Johnson cotton bud.
Riding in a summer downpour
Waking up after a big night out with no hangover
Wasps win over Tigers at Adams Park. The solitary high-point this season?
Watching the girlfriend laugh...0 -
Kids...going home is the best part of my day.0
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Reading a good book on the bog while having a seriously good sh**
(I know it's crude, but come on.... 8) )
Oh yeah - and an all over body sneezeChunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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Nifer wrote:dhope wrote:
I got an A for GCSE but when some Physics PhD student friends of mine tried to use a pub menu to describe how time and the universe is "folded", I got a bit lost.
I may not have a PhD in Physics but I would most likely understand much of the conversation. I'm afraid I can be something of an engineering bore at dinner parties especially on the subject of diesel engine systems and naval architecture, but I feel you would understand more about that than the a concept of the universe and time being folded as a ship is something a little more tangibletwitter: @JakeM19690 -
Yeah I might have got it too had I not drunk about 4 pints of Tribute0
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Nifer wrote:dhope wrote:
I got an A for GCSE but when some Physics PhD student friends of mine tried to use a pub menu to describe how time and the universe is "folded", I got a bit lost.
Never mind that, do you understand the offside rule!?
Also, having an incredibly long pee after holding it to the point where it borders painful and bursting...
Those are so enjoyable your legs feel like jelly....Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Shooting The Emperor on Exmoor.
Downside; panniers too small0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:Also, having an incredibly long pee after holding it to the point where it borders painful and bursting...
Those are so enjoyable your legs feel like jelly....
This = marvellous0