Things that make life better

woodford2barbican
woodford2barbican Posts: 1,505
edited October 2010 in Commuting chat
Having a crap in office hours - less to carry home & you get paid to sit and squeeze out a length.

What makes you look on life more favourably?
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  • jamesco
    jamesco Posts: 687
    A couple of glasses of wine from the office supply :)
  • W1
    W1 Posts: 2,636
    A lack of wind.

    Traffic lights just turning green as you approach them, before you ease off.

    Beating the ETA on the TomTom.
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    New bike :):):):):):)
  • FCE2007
    FCE2007 Posts: 962
    The atu in my Kenwood TS870.
    Correct impedance is important :!:
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  • bikes, and Illy.
  • Alphabet
    Alphabet Posts: 436
    a house with lighting, radiators, a boiler, bathrooms a kitchen, power to the sockets and ideally some crappy old 4 bar gas fires as a backup.

    currently i have none of these :(

    bloody builders...
  • hatbeard
    hatbeard Posts: 1,087
    Waking up thinking you've slept through your alarm to find out you still have another hour or two in bed before the alarm is due to go off.
    Hat + Beard
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Hangover sex.
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,122
    Getting a cuddle from the kids at the end of the day, on the odd occasions I'm back in time for them to still be awake

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    SimonAH wrote:
    Hangover sex.

    On the money, though I've yet to meet any women who get similar hungover urges :/
  • CdrJake
    CdrJake Posts: 296
    Having a girlfriend who understands maths...is this too much for a man to ask!
    twitter: @JakeM1969
  • Nifer
    Nifer Posts: 102
    biondino wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    Hangover sex.

    On the money, though I've yet to meet any women who get similar hungover urges :/

    Oh I do!
  • will3
    will3 Posts: 2,173
    The new stretch of spanking smooth tarmac between Saffron Walden and Ashdon.

    Mmmm silky.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Being me.

    Enjoying all the things I love on the level only I could love them because they're of value to me. And as I'm me I'm the only one who can understand that value.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Being me.

    Enjoying all the things I love on the level only I could love them because they're of value to me. And as I'm me I'm the only one who can understand that value.

    Good god man.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 30,236
    A few sentences from DDD never fail to raise a smile.
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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    Nifer wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    Hangover sex.

    On the money, though I've yet to meet any women who get similar hungover urges :/

    Oh I do!

    Do you understand Maths too?
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  • Nifer
    Nifer Posts: 102
    dhope wrote:
    Nifer wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    Hangover sex.

    On the money, though I've yet to meet any women who get similar hungover urges :/

    Oh I do!

    Do you understand Maths too?

    I got an A for GCSE but when some Physics PhD student friends of mine tried to use a pub menu to describe how time and the universe is "folded", I got a bit lost.
  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    Most, if not all, of DDD's posts.

    A tailwind (although I've heard they're just a myth).

    A good stretch, back-scratch, and ear-cleaning with a Johnson & Johnson cotton bud.

    Riding in a summer downpour

    Waking up after a big night out with no hangover

    Wasps win over Tigers at Adams Park. The solitary high-point this season?

    Watching the girlfriend laugh...
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Kids...going home is the best part of my day.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Reading a good book on the bog while having a seriously good sh**


    (I know it's crude, but come on.... 8) )



    Oh yeah - and an all over body sneeze :D
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  • CdrJake
    CdrJake Posts: 296
    Nifer wrote:
    dhope wrote:
    Nifer wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    Hangover sex.

    On the money, though I've yet to meet any women who get similar hungover urges :/

    Oh I do!

    Do you understand Maths too?

    I got an A for GCSE but when some Physics PhD student friends of mine tried to use a pub menu to describe how time and the universe is "folded", I got a bit lost.

    I may not have a PhD in Physics but I would most likely understand much of the conversation. I'm afraid I can be something of an engineering bore at dinner parties especially on the subject of diesel engine systems and naval architecture, but I feel you would understand more about that than the a concept of the universe and time being folded as a ship is something a little more tangible
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  • Nifer
    Nifer Posts: 102
    Yeah I might have got it too had I not drunk about 4 pints of Tribute :lol:
  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    Nifer wrote:
    Yeah I might have got it too had I not drunk about 4 pints of Tribute :lol:

    After 4 pints I would've thought that not only would you have got it, but also be putting forward alternative theories of relativity?
  • Nifer
    Nifer Posts: 102
    kelsen wrote:
    Nifer wrote:
    Yeah I might have got it too had I not drunk about 4 pints of Tribute :lol:

    After 4 pints I would've thought that not only would you have got it, but also be putting forward alternative theories of relativity?

    I'm not a man :wink:
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Nifer wrote:
    dhope wrote:
    Nifer wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    Hangover sex.

    On the money, though I've yet to meet any women who get similar hungover urges :/

    Oh I do!

    Do you understand Maths too?

    I got an A for GCSE but when some Physics PhD student friends of mine tried to use a pub menu to describe how time and the universe is "folded", I got a bit lost.

    Never mind that, do you understand the offside rule!?

    Also, having an incredibly long pee after holding it to the point where it borders painful and bursting...

    Those are so enjoyable your legs feel like jelly....
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • davmaggs
    davmaggs Posts: 1,008
    Shooting The Emperor on Exmoor.

    Downside; panniers too small
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Nifer wrote:
    dhope wrote:
    Nifer wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    Hangover sex.

    On the money, though I've yet to meet any women who get similar hungover urges :/

    Oh I do!

    Do you understand Maths too?

    I got an A for GCSE but when some Physics PhD student friends of mine tried to use a pub menu to describe how time and the universe is "folded", I got a bit lost.

    Hmm, good at maths, crap at origami, likes hungover sex. I'm sorry, the origami thing's the dealbreaker.
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    FCE2007 wrote:
    The atu in my Kenwood TS870.
    Correct impedance is important :!:

    dude, food processors aren't THAT sensitive......
  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Also, having an incredibly long pee after holding it to the point where it borders painful and bursting...

    Those are so enjoyable your legs feel like jelly....

    This = marvellous