FCN....

re-cycles

OK, so I've been popping in and out of the forum for a while now, and one thing has been bugging me for ages... WTF is all the "FCN" stuff about? I've done a search and I'm still in the dark.... Anyone care to shed some light on this?

Citizen Smith

All you need to know: http://www.itsnotarace.org/

re-cycles

Citizen Smith wrote:

All you need to know: http://www.itsnotarace.org/

Aha! And it all becomes clear! Cheers!

Kieran_Burns

re-cycles wrote:

Citizen Smith wrote:

All you need to know: http://www.itsnotarace.org/

Aha! And it all becomes clear! Cheers!

Remember. Never talk about the game

The Rookie

What game?

Simon

kelsen

The oldest profession in the world?

asprilla

kelsen wrote:

The oldest profession in the world?

Cycle courier?

PBo

So come on then, re-cycles, what's yours????

You can't turn up at the nudist beach in your trunks, you know....

dhope

Kieran_Burns wrote:

re-cycles wrote:

Citizen Smith wrote:

All you need to know: http://www.itsnotarace.org/

Aha! And it all becomes clear! Cheers!

Remember. Never talk about the game

Dammit, I just lost the game. Hang on, which game are we talking about?

Sc00bs

I am new to these here boards and have been unwittingly playing 'the game' for nearly a year. Don't worry, I don't talk about it.

Keep forgetting the 'you can't appear as though you're actually racing' bit though. But provided the person dropped doesn't see how knackered you are, this is OK no?

FCN=8

DonDaddyD

The game to forget the game.

If you remember the game you lose.

Dammit! :x

The Rookie

The person you drop, where you playing a game, which you couldn't be as there is no game, should be left with the impresion you are not human but an indefatigable machine of steel propelling your worthy steed at speeds they can but dream of.

Simon

Sc00bs

you are not human but an indefatigable machine of steel propelling your worthy steed at speeds they can but dream of.

If I can do this with a rolly hanging out of me trap do I earn extra points? Non-existant points for a non-existant game natch..

PBo

Sc00bs wrote:

you are not human but an indefatigable machine of steel propelling your worthy steed at speeds they can but dream of.

If I can do this with a rolly hanging out of me trap do I earn extra points? Non-existant points for a non-existant game natch..

Lit? if so, it may-or may not -be worth 100 points.

but i don't know what the points are for....

snooks

You can only be accepted into the game when you have read the fist 300 pages of the SCR thread...if you're read all 1009 pages, then you either don't have a job, or shouldn't have one!

W1

PBo wrote:

Sc00bs wrote:

you are not human but an indefatigable machine of steel propelling your worthy steed at speeds they can but dream of.

If I can do this with a rolly hanging out of me trap do I earn extra points? Non-existant points for a non-existant game natch..

Lit? if so, it may-or may not -be worth 100 points.

but i don't know what the points are for....

Collect enough points, get a free toaster or kettle.

rjsterry

W1 wrote:

PBo wrote:

Sc00bs wrote:

you are not human but an indefatigable machine of steel propelling your worthy steed at speeds they can but dream of.

If I can do this with a rolly hanging out of me trap do I earn extra points? Non-existant points for a non-existant game natch..

Lit? if so, it may-or may not -be worth 100 points.

but i don't know what the points are for....

Collect enough points, get a free toaster or kettle.

Surely cut glass tumblers, no?

W1

rjsterry wrote:

W1 wrote:

PBo wrote:

Sc00bs wrote:

you are not human but an indefatigable machine of steel propelling your worthy steed at speeds they can but dream of.

If I can do this with a rolly hanging out of me trap do I earn extra points? Non-existant points for a non-existant game natch..

Lit? if so, it may-or may not -be worth 100 points.

but i don't know what the points are for....

Collect enough points, get a free toaster or kettle.

Surely cut glass tumblers, no?

Those are so 1978.

You get a free Parker pen, just for posting in the SCR thread though.

rjsterry

Or a carriage clock? Where I grew up, they were still giving away tumblers well into the mid '80s. Must have had a large stock.

W1

If you scalp 50 roadies you get a FREE Elvis Presley Dambusters Tutankamun plate, as seen here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/28177048@N08/3252321989/

No pre-fab northern bungalow should be without one.

The Rookie

Class, noting that no Spitfires were in the Dambusters, but why should that make a difference!

Simon

Sc00bs

W1 wrote:

If you scalp 50 roadies you get a FREE Elvis Presley Dambusters Tutankamun plate, as seen here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/28177048@N08/3252321989/

No pre-fab northern bungalow should be without one.

Genius! Want one!!!

re-cycles

PBo wrote:

So come on then, re-cycles, what's yours????

You can't turn up at the nudist beach in your trunks, you know....

As of this morning... 21! I do remember overtaking someone once, but it was quite a while back and I can't remember what they were riding, but I'm sure it would've been something impressive! :roll:

If by the end of the week I haven't found a victim I may decide to lose the flag off the trike... Drop a couple of points, make me more aerodynamic and I can compare notes with some roadies about shaving off a couple of ounces from the bike...

dhope

re-cycles wrote:

PBo wrote:

So come on then, re-cycles, what's yours????

You can't turn up at the nudist beach in your trunks, you know....

As of this morning... 21! I do remember overtaking someone once, but it was quite a while back and I can't remember what they were riding, but I'm sure it would've been something impressive! :roll:

If by the end of the week I haven't found a victim I may decide to lose the flag off the trike... Drop a couple of points, make me more aerodynamic and I can compare notes with some roadies about shaving off a couple of ounces from the bike...

I didn't think the calculator went that high. Electric bike with stabilisers?

UndercoverElephant

dhope wrote:

re-cycles wrote:

PBo wrote:

So come on then, re-cycles, what's yours????

You can't turn up at the nudist beach in your trunks, you know....

As of this morning... 21! I do remember overtaking someone once, but it was quite a while back and I can't remember what they were riding, but I'm sure it would've been something impressive! :roll:

If by the end of the week I haven't found a victim I may decide to lose the flag off the trike... Drop a couple of points, make me more aerodynamic and I can compare notes with some roadies about shaving off a couple of ounces from the bike...

I didn't think the calculator went that high. Electric bike with stabilisers?

Electric bike with beard, pannier rack, Herman's safety wing and flat pedals whilst riding stark naked?

Greg T

UndercoverElephant wrote:

riding stark naked?

Ding Dong

Anyone for Martini?

Jay dubbleU

Greg T wrote:

UndercoverElephant wrote:

riding stark naked?

Ding Dong

Anyone for Martini?

Somehow I knew that would bring GT out of his closet