Colds
toby_winkler
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What's the best way to get rid of the feckers? (Apart from the obvious lime, string etc....)
My nose is running like a biatch all over the place, looks like I have been on a massive wankathon with all the tissues all over the place.
Should I just sit it out and hope it buggers off, or has anyone got any little tips that may help?
My nose is running like a biatch all over the place, looks like I have been on a massive wankathon with all the tissues all over the place.
Should I just sit it out and hope it buggers off, or has anyone got any little tips that may help?
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Get an immune system?0
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woodnut wrote:Raw onion,eat like an apple
Does that actually work? Don't think I would be able to stomach it to be honest, not a big fan of onion.0 -
Sounds more like worms to me. Or aids.0
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Toby_Winkler wrote:woodnut wrote:Raw onion,eat like an apple
Does that actually work? Don't think I would be able to stomach it to be honest, not a big fan of onion.
Works for me, also worms hate onion and your chances of contracting aids after eating a whole onion are a big fat zero.0 -
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Toby_Winkler wrote:
Yes, I've come across a lot of people on here who've all had Aids or Worms at one time or another. Thankfully though, they, like you, were diagnosed nice and early, so they all lived.
You'd just better hope it's good aids.0 -
And can you explain the difference between good aids and bad aids?
Just so I can do a self diagnosis, don't want to end up with bad aids now do I!0 -
bad aids kills! FACT!
though to me it sounds like air herpes!2019 Bianchi Oltre XR4
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Zinc and Vitamin C.0
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Foobies wrote:bad aids kills! FACT!
though to me it sounds like air herpes!
Oh god, not the dreaded air herpes! What are the cures for said disease?0 -
Toby_Winkler wrote:Foobies wrote:bad aids kills! FACT!
though to me it sounds like air herpes!
Oh god, not the dreaded air herpes! What are the cures for said disease?
I hear it involves a lime, a piece of string and a jar of warm liver. Good times!0 -
Argh the obvious method again, I obviously tried this before even posting on here, so looks like I can rule out air herpes.0
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100% guaranteed cure, and you'll never catch anything again.
A shotgun.I don't do smileys.
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Is that taken orally or rectally? :shock:0
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Cat With No Tail wrote:Is that taken orally or rectally? :shock:
i'll take you rectally in a minute.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:Cat With No Tail wrote:Is that taken orally or rectally? :shock:
i'll take you rectally in a minute.
You've not got a good rectal taking in you.0 -
Spunk contains a lot of zinc. Will also soothe your throat. Well, sheepsteeth said it does.0
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Cat With No Tail wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:Cat With No Tail wrote:Is that taken orally or rectally? :shock:
i'll take you rectally in a minute.
You've not got a good rectal taking in you.
unlike your mother.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:Cat With No Tail wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:Cat With No Tail wrote:Is that taken orally or rectally? :shock:
i'll take you rectally in a minute.
You've not got a good rectal taking in you.
unlike your mother.
Yeh, to be fair though, she's a massive slut. Be like throwing a penny down a well.0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:Cat With No Tail wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:Cat With No Tail wrote:Is that taken orally or rectally? :shock:
i'll take you rectally in a minute.
You've not got a good rectal taking in you.
unlike your mother.
Yeh, to be fair though, she's a massive slut. Be like throwing a penny down a well.
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Andy wrote:Get an immune system?
Thought yours had packed up due to the Nigerian AIDS you contracted?0 -
The Big Cheese wrote:Andy wrote:Get an immune system?
Thought yours had packed up due to the Nigerian AIDS you contracted?
Bahh... Enough of aids! Its Just like the chicken pox... can only catch it once, best get it out the way while ur young...0 -
my Nigerian AIDS means I always have a cold, and I contracted said AIDS from a night on the piss with sheepsteeth0
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The Big Cheese wrote:my Nigerian AIDS means I always have a cold, and I contracted said AIDS from a night on the wee-wee with sheepsteeth
this will happen to be fair0
