just bit of fun
micksjoiner
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the 'Clio' and the 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, the average male car thief won't be able to find it let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning 
hates dog walkers
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why do women wear make up and perfume?
because they are ugly and they smell.0 -
Lol,i'm off for a slice of ditch pie,l8trs.0
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The wife asked me where i would most like to be buried?"Baw-deep" in yer wee sister wasn't the answer she was looking for!hates dog walkers0
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micksjoiner wrote:The wife asked me where i would most like to be buried?"Baw-deep" in yer wee sister wasn't the answer she was looking for!
let her know id like to be in her sister too.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:micksjoiner wrote:The wife asked me where i would most like to be buried?"Baw-deep" in yer wee sister wasn't the answer she was looking for!
let her know id like to be in her sister too.
I'll be in your sister in a minute0 -
you havent got a being in my sister in you.0
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I've been in more sisters than you've had hot meals.0
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me and a mate did a pair of sisters in the same bed once. it was cool.0
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Cat With No Tail wrote:I've been in more sisters than you've had hot meals.
Your own sisters don't count!0 -
Andy wrote:Cat With No Tail wrote:I've been in more sisters than you've had hot meals.
Your own sisters don't count!
Yours do though, and your mum. Although she was so fat she should really count as 2.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:me and a mate did a pair of sisters in the same bed once. it was cool.Andy wrote:Your own sisters don't count!0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:me and a mate did a pair of sisters in the same bed once. it was cool.Andy wrote:Your own sisters don't count!
haha, i wouldnt do my sisters. the 2 we did were ok, but i ended up with the one who had cleft palate surgery in the past, she looked like joaquim phoenix!!0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:me and a mate did a pair of sisters in the same bed once. it was cool.Andy wrote:Your own sisters don't count!
haha, i wouldnt do my sisters. the 2 we did were ok, but i ended up with the one who had cleft palate surgery in the past, she looked like joaquim phoenix!!
POTD... quality.
I knew sheeps wouldnt let me down after giving me NIgerian AIDS
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im there for you big cheese.0
