Jessica Ennis!!!!!!

Dazza2280
Dazza2280 Posts: 156
edited October 2010 in The bottom bracket
This is not a Would You?, its an OH YES YOU WOULD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this girl is perfect in every way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u13Sts7NMwc
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  • a_n_t
    a_n_t Posts: 2,011
    erm, no I wouldn't. :?
    Manchester wheelers

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  • Mad Roadie
    Mad Roadie Posts: 710
    no hesitation
    but no chance either
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    these threads are pathetic

    I do not care what floats your boat. I can make my own mind up.

    Grow up, the lot of you.

    (Scrumple, aged 4 and 3/4)
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    she definitely got a good set of genes all round. seems to be a nice person too in the few interviews I've seen.

    oh and yes please.
  • northernneil
    northernneil Posts: 1,549
    Scrumple wrote:
    these threads are pathetic

    no you are pathetic, dont click on them if you dont want to comment. You did the same on the beck adlington post (which went to 2 pages) and I suppose the 'Women in Lycra Shorts' Thread is abhorent to you ... despite the fact its broken all forum records !!

    get a grip man (if you are a man) ... women, sport, beer, three staple subjects of manly conversation
  • andrewjoseph
    andrewjoseph Posts: 2,165
    northernneil wrote:
    ... women, sport, beer, three staple subjects of manly conversation

    not for me it isn't.

    but then I don't feel the need to prove anything to anyone.
    --
    Burls Ti Tourer for Tarmac, Saracen aluminium full suss for trails
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    northernneil wrote:
    Scrumple wrote:
    these threads are pathetic

    no you are pathetic, dont click on them if you dont want to comment. You did the same on the beck adlington post (which went to 2 pages) and I suppose the 'Women in Lycra Shorts' Thread is abhorent to you ... despite the fact its broken all forum records !!

    get a grip man (if you are a man) ... women, sport, beer, three staple subjects of manly conversation


    I have to agree with Scrumple on this one. These threads are pathetic. Mostly because they pop up all the time.

    However, Girls in Lycra Shorts kicks @ss. 8)
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    theres all sorts of repetitive threads on here, the forum would die if we didn't have the same conversations over and over again, every different area has its staples.
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    Maybe everyone should post photos of their wives/partners and we can all judge whether we 'would or not'. That would liven the forum up
  • plankton
    plankton Posts: 78
    Trust me



    You wouldn't
  • snailracer
    snailracer Posts: 968
    edited October 2010
    andrewjoseph wrote:
    ...
    but then I don't feel the need to prove anything to anyone.
    Except for the need to prove that you don't have anything to prove to anyone :P
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    I enjoy the lycra threads, as they celebrate the female form.

    These sorts of threads are just sad. When you grow up you will know why.

    And, yes, I posted the same on the Becky Adlington thread. My wife works with her sister, and it is pathetic to read you lot gibber on about her. Get some class.

    Google vulgar, common, and discourteous.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Scrumple wrote:

    These sorts of threads are just sad. When you grow up you will know why.


    Translation "I'm having trouble getting it up"
    Scrumple wrote:

    Google Nottingham, humourless, and bore.

    Fixed that for you.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • northernneil
    northernneil Posts: 1,549
    snailracer wrote:
    andrewjoseph wrote:
    northernneil wrote:
    ...
    but then I don't feel the need to prove anything to anyone.
    Except for the need to prove that you don't have anything to prove to anyone :P

    oy! check your quotations before you give me a bad(er) name !!
  • Homer J
    Homer J Posts: 920
    Scrumple wrote:
    I enjoy the lycra threads, as they celebrate the female form.

    These sorts of threads are just sad. When you grow up you will know why.

    And, yes, I posted the same on the Becky Adlington thread. My wife works with her sister, and it is pathetic to read you lot gibber on about her. Get some class.

    Google vulgar, common, and discourteous.

    So
  • snailracer
    snailracer Posts: 968
    northernneil wrote:
    snailracer wrote:
    andrewjoseph wrote:
    northernneil wrote:
    ...
    but then I don't feel the need to prove anything to anyone.
    Except for the need to prove that you don't have anything to prove to anyone :P

    oy! check your quotations before you give me a bad(er) name !!
    Oops! Sorry, fixed it now.
  • ozzzyosborn206
    ozzzyosborn206 Posts: 1,340
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Scrumple wrote:

    These sorts of threads are just sad. When you grow up you will know why.


    Translation "I'm having trouble getting it up"
    Scrumple wrote:

    Google Nottingham, humourless, and bore.

    Fixed that for you.

    haha, its just a bit of banter which is what forums are for, whats the point in complaining if you don't want to contribute to the threads topic don't post. Oh and yes i sure would, just a shame none of us would stand a chance
  • carrock
    carrock Posts: 1,103
    Oh yes

    Although might be frightened of her Dad :shock:
  • fluff.
    fluff. Posts: 771
    Anyone thinking of posting a new topic in cake stop, please PM Scrumple with your idea to gain his personal seal of approval. Also, if you happen to be chatting in your local, you will need to run any topics of conversation past Scrumple too, hopefully they will provide their mobile number as to give immediate advice if you are being pathetic or not.
  • Tom Butcher
    Tom Butcher Posts: 3,830
    This thread is a little bit juvenile but not offensive - the people who post stuff like "munter" on the Adlington thread on the other hand are out of order because that's juvenile and offensive.
    it's a hard life if you don't weaken.
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    true, the other thread is in poor taste, and this is a bit better as it has less inuendo.

    But, mocking me is yet another sign of juvenille tendancies which just reinforces my suspicions....

    My opinion is as valid as yours?
  • gadgetmonster
    gadgetmonster Posts: 9
    Mad Roadie wrote:
    no hesitation
    but no chance either

    Sad, but true.
    I love my Spiderpodium!
  • fluff.
    fluff. Posts: 771
    Scrumple wrote:
    My opinion is as valid as yours?

    yea but what you have done is the classic, offer your opinion where it wasn't asked for. It's a forum trolls staple, someone asks about x, and the troll replies x is rubbish and they should get y instead.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    eine-1.jpg
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    just 2 decimal places out... must try harder. Bum hole would have got the prize!
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
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  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    I agree, threads like this are utterly and indescribably tragic.

    I'd be interested to hear Rebecca or Jess's marks out of ten for the average middle aged boring bike geek who posts on these forums and in particular, threads.

    Anyway, I much prefer Kelly Southerton.
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Scrumple wrote:
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    Dont know why the hot link was denied but this is your pic Scrumple, nice one.

    Actually I wouldnt mind haven't a go on her.

    weenies.jpg
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • kettrinboy
    kettrinboy Posts: 613
    Yeah Jess is good looking and a nice personality, i like Kelly Sotherton as well, theres a lot of good looking women athletes around now, a lot of the Russian girls are tasty which i dont remember them being 20-30 years ago,mind you that was in the old East Bloc days when it was hard to tell if some of them were actually women.

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