fao english speakers

Anonymous
Anonymous Posts: 79,666
edited October 2010 in The Crudcatcher
are we supposed to try things "free" or are we supposed to try things "for free"

eg:

if you want to try some of our tea, try a cup free by sending an email to us

or

if you want to try our tea, try a cup for free by sending an email to us
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  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    Free of what?

    Try sugar, free (of charge, of something else?)

    Try sugar free (Sugar free what? Sugar free coke?)

    If you're trying to suggest something comes without payment, then consider not using the word 'free' at all.
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Alright now?
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  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    Its english sheep your english so you can say whatever you like its your language. English changes by the day its not like french where there is an academy of old farts sitting in Paris deciding if its legal to say Le Weekend. English is the most illogical and exasperating language in the world and thats why its so good just think in 50 years time every one wil probably sound like a current 12 year old innit. Embrace the change come on in the waters loverlee.
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    It's "For Free." and "Free pie." etc..

    Grammar is important. Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.”
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  • TuckerUK
    TuckerUK Posts: 369
    projectsome wrote:
    It's "For Free." and "Free pie." etc..

    Grammar is important. Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.”

    Classic, I'll make a note of that!
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    should it not be Pie?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    nicklouse wrote:
    should it not be Pie?

    One lesson at a time, thanks :lol:
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    it is a bit like "Small Beer"

    my Beers had better not be small tonight.
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  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    stubs wrote:
    Its english sheep your english

    For the sake of Fuck.

    You are fucking retarded.

    You're a fuckwitted, incompetent buffoon.

    Your grammar is appalling.

    Get it now?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    My car needs oiling badly.
    I never do it properly.
  • RupertCommunicator
    RupertCommunicator Posts: 734
    Either there is some epic trolling going on here, or a bus-load of ret-ards have escaped onto the interweb...
  • Boy Lard
    Boy Lard Posts: 445
    Eats shoots and leaves.
  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    Alex wrote:
    stubs wrote:
    Its english sheep your english

    For the sake of f***.

    You are fucking retarded.

    You're a fuckwitted, incompetent buffoon.

    Your grammar is appalling.

    Get it now?

    Wow I miss out a comma and you throw a hissy fit' i bet you go ballistic if someone puts a jam jar back in the cupboard with the label facing the wrong way, do you number your undies 1 to 7 and wear them in order by any chance, Oh my god look at that I got my grammar and punctuation wrong I live life in the edge me.
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    stubs wrote:
    Wow I miss out a comma and you throw a hissy fit'.

    You even got that wrong...
  • RupertCommunicator
    RupertCommunicator Posts: 734
    stubs - please tell me you are taking the pîss....
  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    Andy wrote:
    stubs wrote:
    Wow I miss out a comma and you throw a hissy fit'.

    You even got that wrong...

    Oh the irony
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    :lol:
    This is epic. Keep it up, Stubbs, you're starting to amuse me!
  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    RupertCommunicator wrote:
    stubs - please tell me you are taking the pîss....

    I never take the piss but I do sit under a bridge occasionally trip trap
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Oh give it a rest, if that's what you were doing, that was the single most pathetic effort at it I've ever seen.
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    As a troll, I take offence on behalf of the rest of the trolls at your attempting to assert that you're trolling.

    You're not trolling, you're an idiot.

    "HURR HURR LOOK AT ME PLAYING THE FOOL!" is not trolling.

    Trolling is popping up onto a "I bumped into someone walking their dog along a footpath" thread and claiming to be the walker.
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  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    hmmm...ja nie jestem pewien, moze za darmo, ja tak misle.

    oh wait, you said english, my bad...
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    edited October 2010
    Mae Saesneg yn ail iaith i mi, ydwi'n cyfri?
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Mae Saesneg yn ail iaith i mi, ydwi i'n cyfri?

    Hmm at least Jay's was a real language....
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Mae Saesneg yn ail iaith i mi, ydwi i'n cyfri?
    Mo hyd yn oed 'r Rhyngrwyd chnotiau beth dorasoch :lol:

    It would appear not even the internet knows what you wrote :lol:
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  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    Alex wrote:
    As a troll, I take offence on behalf of the rest of the trolls at your attempting to assert that you're trolling.

    You're not trolling, you're an idiot.

    "HURR HURR LOOK AT ME PLAYING THE FOOL!" is not trolling.

    Trolling is popping up onto a "I bumped into someone walking their dog along a footpath" thread and claiming to be the walker.

    True still cant believe so many people fell for that
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    :roll:
  • fyldesmurf
    fyldesmurf Posts: 412
    projectsome wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Mae Saesneg yn ail iaith i mi, ydwi i'n cyfri?
    Mo hyd yn oed 'r Rhyngrwyd chnotiau beth dorasoch :lol:

    It would appear not even the internet knows what you wrote :lol:

    the internet couldn't handle what he wrote :)
  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    fyldesmurf wrote:
    projectsome wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Mae Saesneg yn ail iaith i mi, ydwi i'n cyfri?
    Mo hyd yn oed 'r Rhyngrwyd chnotiau beth dorasoch :lol:

    It would appear not even the internet knows what you wrote :lol:

    the internet couldn't handle what he wrote :)

    I think it means english is not my first language either that or all you english are bastards
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  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    It was my pleasure to entertain myself.
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  • RupertCommunicator
    RupertCommunicator Posts: 734
    It is not trolling when you make a total cünt of yourself and then posthumously claim that you were trolling.

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