Fruitloops required to wear holographic identification tags

Alex

A US company has developed a system of identifying those amongst you who may well be be missing the higher brain functions conducive to intelligent life.



From those clever folks at http://www.powerbalance.com/ comes the Power Balance Holographic idiot identification tag!

Those who's braincells have more room to move around than the rest of us will be taken in by promises like "Power Balance will not make you stronger than you are, but is designed to help make you as strong as you should be by interacting with your body’s natural energy flow. "

But don't let your pet village idiot take it from the company who haven't done anything at all to prove anything, take it from the myriad professional athletes who add their testimonials, or the the Daily Mail!

Remember: Pseudo-science is cool kids!

El Capitano

*purchases*

cooldad

She could sell one to me.


"I put my first Power/Balance bracelet on two weeks before the National Championships. I took 2nd place and felt amazing. Race after race I got faster and faster. I just finished my season with a bronze medal at the World Championships in Australia. I have never felt clearer, calmer or more focused. Power/Balance has taken me from good to great!"

-WILLOW KOERBER

No one ever said cute meant bright.

BorisSpencer

So how on earth can an inanimate hologram work, surely there must be some sort of scientific explanation.

Power Balance is based on the idea of optimizing the body’s natural energy flow, similar to concepts behind many Eastern philosophies. The hologram in Power Balance is designed to resonate with and respond to the natural energy field of the body.

Well that's convinced me, I'll have a dozen

VWsurfbum

Placeeeeeeeebooooooooo

cee

I take 2 teaspoons of snake oil every day.

it helps.

Gazlar

I made my ex gulp down 2 doses of my snake oil a night but the only thing she ever won was that court case against me

cooldad

My mobile has a hologram on the battery. That makes it ultra awesome. I can pick up calls from Aliens.
Excuse me while I take my medication.

MountainMonster

cooldad wrote:

My mobile has a hologram on the battery. That makes it ultra awesome. I can pick up calls from Aliens.
Excuse me while I take my medication.

You've heard from them too? They seemed nice, but dialed the wrong number, they were looking for Dominos.

cooldad

MountainMonster wrote:

cooldad wrote:

My mobile has a hologram on the battery. That makes it ultra awesome. I can pick up calls from Aliens.
Excuse me while I take my medication.

You've heard from them too? They seemed nice, but dialed the wrong number, they were looking for Dominos.

Me too. I took the order anyway. They are probably a bit pissed off at the wait, so we can expect an invasion anyday now.

Anonymous

I wonder if they do condoms with these hologram things on?

cooldad

yeehaamcgee wrote:

I wonder if they do condoms with these hologram things on?

Still suffering from impotence?

Anonymous

WOW, you're amazing. I'm glad you're heere to explain my joke.

MountainMonster

cooldad wrote:

MountainMonster wrote:

cooldad wrote:

My mobile has a hologram on the battery. That makes it ultra awesome. I can pick up calls from Aliens.
Excuse me while I take my medication.

You've heard from them too? They seemed nice, but dialed the wrong number, they were looking for Dominos.

Me too. I took the order anyway. They are probably a bit pissed off at the wait, so we can expect an invasion anyday now.

Yeah i'm not sure on their intentions at the moment. I ate their pizza, and had my carrier block their number so they couldn't call, but they've been praking me alot.

cooldad

yeehaamcgee wrote:

WOW, you're amazing. I'm glad you're heere to explain my joke.

Sorry I didn't realise it was a joke. I was being sympathetic.
One should never laugh at a persons unfortunate afflictions.

soy_sauce

i drunk my cat's pee and it made me cycle so far that i can keep pace with a Audi R8 this morning.

also since I started drink my cat's pee, i also drop 2 size for my jeans and drop 5% of my body fat.

now you can buy 1L of my cat's pee for £5 inc. VAT!!!!


what you waiting for, visit http://www.mycatpeeisbetterthanyours.com

Anonymous

cooldad wrote:

Sorry I didn't realise it was a joke.

That doesn't surprise me in the least.

El Capitano

soy_sauce wrote:

i drunk my cat's pee and it made me cycle so far that i can keep pace with a Audi R8 this morning.

also since I started drink my cat's pee, i also drop 2 size for my jeans and drop 5% of my body fat.

now you can buy 1L of my cat's pee for £5 inc. VAT!!!!


what you waiting for, visit http://www.mycatpeeisbetterthanyours.com

Do you accept paypal?

Tartanyak

Only western union money transfer to his Nigerian account I'm afraid.

bartimaeus

Developed by Nasa

They are available as patches or bracelets and work in a similar way to acupuncture, acupressure or deep massage.

I am convinced