Eeuurrggh!...that was poo!

Trev71

Riding on some local trails this evening after work, I was going along, mouth open, breathing deeply. Something got thrown up by my front wheel and flew into my mouth and down the back of my throat. I couldn't help but swallow whatever it was. I stopped and tried to bring it up, but failed. I looked back to where I had just been and there was some animal (presumably) shoot on the ground.

I'm assuming this is not unheard of for MTBers. Has this happened to anyone else? Should I be worried?

Cheers

Trev

Andy

You now have AIDS

RupertCommunicator

PAIDS.

CraigXXL

Best say goodbye to your family whilst you still can.

Trev71

I know I'm going to regret asking this and/or feel thick afterwards, but PAIDS?

CraigXXL

Poo Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

Anonymous

Or worms. This is one of those rare situations where you may ACTUALLY get proper worms.

Andy

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Or worms. This is one of those rare situations where you may ACTUALLY get proper worms.

and he just typed that in CAPITALS so it must be right

CraigXXL

Do you mean those worms that grow up to a metre long inside your intenstine causing weight loss until you look holocaust victim within weeks?

D-Cyph3r

I'm a man, so when my front tyre throws poop into my mouth I determine the species of animal that deposited it, set up a trap, catch the critter, then shit in it's mouth to see how it likes it.

Anonymous

Andy wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Or worms. This is one of those rare situations where you may ACTUALLY get proper worms.

and he just typed that in CAPITALS so it must be right

That's EXACTLY why I did it!

CraigXXL wrote:

Do you mean those worms that grow up to a metre long inside your intenstine causing weight loss until you look holocaust victim within weeks?

I could do with one of those. Do they sell them in Boots?

Trev71

I could do with losing a stone or two. I had hoped that riding my bike and abstaining from cake/chocolate/cheese/other stuff that tastes nice would do the job. I did not want to resort to eating poo

whyamihere

MatelotFreddy wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

CraigXXL wrote:

Do you mean those worms that grow up to a metre long inside your intenstine causing weight loss until you look holocaust victim within weeks?

I could do with one of those. Do they sell them in Boots?

I know, people talk about this like it's a bad thing! Eat as much food as you want and not put on weight... Sounds ideal to me!

I call that my metabolism.

CraigXXL

and thats why I hate you

Chaz.Harding

whyamihere wrote:

MatelotFreddy wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

CraigXXL wrote:

Do you mean those worms that grow up to a metre long inside your intenstine causing weight loss until you look holocaust victim within weeks?

I could do with one of those. Do they sell them in Boots?

I know, people talk about this like it's a bad thing! Eat as much food as you want and not put on weight... Sounds ideal to me!

I call that my metabolism.

Or worms...

whyamihere

RTW-Chaz wrote:

whyamihere wrote:

MatelotFreddy wrote:

yeehaamcgee wrote:

CraigXXL wrote:

Do you mean those worms that grow up to a metre long inside your intenstine causing weight loss until you look holocaust victim within weeks?

I could do with one of those. Do they sell them in Boots?

I know, people talk about this like it's a bad thing! Eat as much food as you want and not put on weight... Sounds ideal to me!

I call that my metabolism.

Or worms...

Nah, did the Mars bar test.

Andy

You put a Mars bar where?!

jonnyc2420

this is by far the best thread of the week !!!!!!!

bartimaeus

whyamihere wrote:

Nah, did the Mars bar test.

Is that similar to the 'two bricks and a crunchie' method?

D-Cyph3r

Bartimaeus wrote:

whyamihere wrote:

Nah, did the Mars bar test.

Is that similar to the 'two bricks and a crunchie' method?

I think it's more like the "plasterers hawk and caramac" technique.

Chaz.Harding

I think whyamihere must have substituted the lime for a Mars bar.

Certainly easier to tie a string around...!

whyamihere

Tastier when you're finished too.

Anonymous

yeah, but it looks like an inside out snickers.

whyamihere

Nah, no nuts of any kind pass my lips.

paul.skibum

I rode to the gym the other week and somewhere between getting to the gym and locking my bike up and getting inside I managed to get dog shoot on the back of my hand (I was wearing gloves when riding so it wasnt there from riding).

Was chatting to someone in the gym when I noticed - v embaressing. And it stank.

I ate it to hide it. Was that wrong?

Anonymous

whyamihere wrote:

Nah, no nuts of any kind pass my lips.

i dont believe that .