Worst 5 trails in the UK

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  • Ryan Jones wrote:
    I'm usually one to stick the foot in to something poor, but the people who build these trails regardless how good or bad they are, have still gone out of their way to design, build, maintain and update them out of their free time. To create a thread which encourages the slating of trails is negative, discussion in a trail specific thread makes for good reading from a rider and a builders perspective, but just naming your most hated trails in a "worst 5 trails" thread isn't very productive at all.

    Ryan Jones you are absolutley right mate they do a lot of work and some, only some people are slating their work. Yeah this forum should discuss maybe what features could be improved and what are good sections etc but mindless slagging is very negative. Well said mate!! :)
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,697
    weescott wrote:
    Llandegla is OK. It gets a bit samey in places and the red is more like a blue. I haven't ridden the black yet but I'm told it doesn't justify a black rating.

    I think it depends on wheter or not you re using Welsh/English grades or Scottish grades...A useful thing for British Cycling to do would be to try and standardise british trail grades but then that would nt go down well with English/Welsh tourist boards!

    I can see why people don't like the Marin, especially if they ve driven a long way for it. But as a local trail (for me) it's a great wet weather option as it drains exceptionally well. If you know it well enough to rag it on some of the bits it gets more fun too.....
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  • CFS
    CFS Posts: 124
    Queen Elizabeth Park (Hants) 'Expert' Trail. Won't be rushing back.
    Shot by both sides...
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    Well, there's mindless slagging and then there's people wasting a ride because nobody ever criticised a bad trail because that was mean to the designers. Not sure how far we can do constructive criticism here since most of the actual designers probably aren't reading, but frinstance at Ae the mistakes are pretty obvious and they've been learned from, and some of them are being put right now. Don't get me wrong, you have to respect trailbuilders but they're (mostly) professionals and when they screw up it's not unfair to criticise them.

    (All I do is hit things with mattocks and move hardcore around so I can never get the blame for bad design :wink: )
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  • P-Jay
    P-Jay Posts: 1,478
    The only time I've ever been disappointed to the point I regretted even getting out of the Van was Aston Court, flat virtually featureless loop and was shin deep in gloop on the day.

    I was at Llandegla yesterday actually. Really enjoyed it did the red/black. It's not massively techy but you can put some speed on. The big wood thing is a laugh, it's arrow straight and very wide, but really high up so gets the old starfish going.

    I didn't ride the parallel universe (still injured) but my mates did and said it was a right laugh.

    The only gripe... the last red section, which used to have a nice big rocky drop thing just before the car park has gone to form the freeride section, which isn't finished (Although MBUK reads like it is) so you end up doing an awful lot of climbing out of the black to come down a easy blue graded descent.

    The freeride is going to be amazing when it's finished though! And we were told there's a new red trail coming.
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    worst trail i ever rode was what looked like a nice dotted line on a map....looked a potentially good descent....

    it followed a river, and it was great.....until it just turned into a bog and we ended up carrying our bikes for about 4 miles down a hill...

    soul destroying.

    I blame the trail builders...oh wait.....

    :D
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  • miss notax
    miss notax Posts: 2,572
    Tarw at coed y brenin, no flow at all and just felt like lots of bits bodged together in a half arsed fashion...

    Agreed! I usually love any trail and can find the positives in anything, but I really didn't enjoy this one... :oops: It seemed to be the wrong way around, with lots of fire-road descents after you had slogged up the ascent. After that much work I want to be rewarded with a great downhill section! It just didn't balance out for me.
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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    hmmm.

    Can only think of 1 locally that I'mnot a huge fan of.

    Whites level, it has 0 flow and if your just doing a sub 20km sectiont he Wall kicks it ass for pure speed and buzz. The only good bit of down in it is Windy Point the rest is just overly stretched and pedally.
  • bluechair84
    bluechair84 Posts: 4,352
    Just rode sherwood pines this weeken and I'll +1 to that being a bit lame.
    It's rated red but I'm going to take my girl there to learn to ride it's that blue.
    However, there are some DH lines that are smooth and worth sessioning.
    Also, theres an enduro event at the end of the month there I think i'll eneter just cos there's nothing else on in Lincoln :(
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    I don't think I've found a bad trail. There are 2 trails I dislike riding clockwise but anti-clockwise it's great.
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  • paul.skibum
    paul.skibum Posts: 4,068
    CFS wrote:
    Queen Elizabeth Park (Hants) 'Expert' Trail. Won't be rushing back.

    I rode this earier in the summer and it sure isnt a hard trail but it is quite fun if you want a local man made track to ride and live on the south coast - I loved the last descent just because it was a reasonable length and fast and pedally - it didnt compare with a Welsh centre in any way but it made me laugh.

    Worst trail? Marin was the single least enjoyable trail centre ride I have done.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    popstar wrote:
    1) Y Wall at Afan
    You must be riding a different route to the one i did!
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    M.Cole wrote:
    popstar wrote:
    1) Y Wall at Afan
    You must be riding a different route to the one i did!

    Yey stick up the best 18K at Afan :p
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    Llys-y-Frân

    the most stupidly boring trail in the history of trails

    its just 6KM of fireroad, advertised as "chalanging, for experianced riders" and you have to pay £1 to ride!

    the worst bit is that its not even very family friendly due to ocasional, pointelss but dangerouse steep sections with loose rocks. Not fun, but not easy either.

    truly crap

    apart from that, i usually like riding my bike, a good trail is just a bonus
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Kielder has some piss poor trails, hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of grants squandered on some real crap, the only trail with any imagination put in was the original Deadwater trail.
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    Deadwater's ace though. Dougie's Day Off made me laugh all the way down, it's just a heap of random rocks :lol: Not done Lonesome Pine. The description of one of the blues makes me laugh... "Lakeside Way- blue grade It is recommended that people in wheelchairs are accompanied. Visitors using a mobility scooter should ensure batteries are fully charged before setting off." SUPER GNAR!

    They need to do a spot of resurfacing, replace the jumps and rollers that have disappeared, it's nice they have that sandy surface for a bit of variety but you can't build jumps out of it :lol:
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  • Yeah the Lonesome pine has to be one of the worst trails i have ever ridden, get those batteries on the mobility scooter charged up and hang on for the ride of a lifetime!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I've got to say, Kielder wasn't my favourite trail ever.
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    Five worst trails in the UK:

    Cannock Chase (all of it, official, unofficial, the lot)
    Afan Argoed (all of it, especially Whites and July)
    Coedy-Brenin (all of the blacks and reds. Just dreadful)
    Kirroughtree (Black and red)
    Dalbeattie

    They're all the worst trails in the UK and best avoided by everyone. Please.

    Of those, Cannock is the worst though. I'd be quite happy if no-one ever went there again.
  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    edited October 2010
    Alex wrote:
    Of those, Cannock is the worst though. I'd be quite happy if no-one ever went there again.
    Think most people have cottoned on to this one by now Alex. But I agree it is crap :)
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    lol Andy last year I'd ahve agree'd with you on Cannock.

    But haven't ridden the new stuff yet :p but last year you were 100% correct no questions.
  • I haven't gotten round to having 5 worst trail centres but Whinlatter would be on the top of my list.

    Rode it yesterday where it's simply too boggy and slippy, roots left right and centre etc etc. Surprised I only came off once - at 2mph...
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    Roots are good!

    Don't knock the roots!
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    Roots are good!

    Don't knock the roots!
  • largephil
    largephil Posts: 358
    I love Winlatter 8)

    I'd probably have it in my top 5!
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    .blitz wrote:
    Alex wrote:
    Of those, Cannock is the worst though. I'd be quite happy if no-one ever went there again.
    Think most people have cottoned on to this one by now Alex. But I agree it is crap :)
    lol Andy last year I'd ahve agree'd with you on Cannock.

    But haven't ridden the new stuff yet :p but last year you were 100% correct no questions.
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  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    I love this forum :lol:
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    I can't help it gotta have a dig at cannock i was so pissed off last year after loads of people to go and it was really boring like really really really boring.

    So i feel i must be snide any time someone metions the place.. its like built in hehe
  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    :)
  • Torres
    Torres Posts: 1,266
    largephil wrote:
    I love Winlatter 8)

    I'd probably have it in my top 5!

    The man speaks sense; i love Whinlatter. Never really found many problems with mud; it does however get a bit loose in the wet...
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