OT: Some Friday geek humour

suzyb
suzyb Posts: 3,449
edited January 2013 in Commuting chat
http://www.reddit.com/tb/dlac8

tee hee hee
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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    8)
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    8)
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    8)
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    I said to my mate we were going to Buachaille Etive Mor hillwalking.... he said "Wear the Fox Hat", so I did......

    lhasa_man_fur_hat_glasses_204.jpg
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • pastasauce
    pastasauce Posts: 221
    :lol:
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that do not
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    what green and red and say 'pieces of seven'?

    a parity error..

    badoom-tssssssssssssh
    Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.

    H.G. Wells.
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    cee wrote:
    what green and red and say 'pieces of seven'?

    a parity error..

    badoom-tssssssssssssh

    i'm actually in pain now.....
  • jejv
    jejv Posts: 566
    edited January 2013
    Please be careful not to confuse this with a "sync" instruction.

    http://publib.boulder.ibm.com/infocente ... /eieio.htm
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    jejv wrote:
    Please be careful not to confuse this with a "sync" instruction.

    http://publib.boulder.ibm.com/infocente ... /eieio.htm

    for some bizarre reason I now can't get "old macdonald had a farm" out of my head.....

    One for the chemists:

    why did the ox hide? because the ass hid.
  • Zachariah
    Zachariah Posts: 782
    I showed the pic to my five-year-old. She said, "Oh...Chihuahua."

    My parental pride took a hit.
  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    A neutron walked into a bar and said "How much for a beer?"

    "For you?" said the bartender "No charge."

    Two protons are sitting in the corner,

    One says "Did you see that? That neutron just got a free beer",
    "Are you sure?" says the second,
    "Yes I'm positive"
    --
    Chris

    Genesis Equilibrium - FCN 3/4/5
  • mtb-idle
    mtb-idle Posts: 2,179
    why did Nivea cream?

    Cos Max Factor
    FCN = 4
  • jejv
    jejv Posts: 566
    How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Sketchley wrote:
    A neutron walked into a bar and said "How much for a beer?"

    "For you?" said the bartender "No charge."

    Two protons are sitting in the corner,

    One says "Did you see that? That neutron just got a free beer",
    "Are you sure?" says the second,
    "Yes I'm positive"


    proton-electron.jpg
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • jejv
    jejv Posts: 566
    jejv wrote:
    How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
    Lightbulb ? That's a hardware problem.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that do not
    ... and those who like to go a little trit further: the ones who understand that ternary is the way forward
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    a banking lawyer went to buy a budgie for his daughter.

    "I'll take this one, please," he said, selecting one from a lower branch.

    "Would you not care for one of these lovely birds at the top of the tree?" asked the pet shop owner.

    "nemo dat quod non habet" replied the lawyer, "these are clearly on higher purchase"



    ARF ARF ARF.
    Dolan Mythos
  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    find_x_lol.jpg
    _
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    What does a constipated mathematician do?







    Work it out with a pencil
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    π to i: Get real!
    i to π: Be rational!
  • SteppenHerring
    SteppenHerring Posts: 720
    How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    No
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Write this on a piece of paper with a heavy marker

    3.14

    Then hold the paper up to the light and look at it from the other side.
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • mtb-idle
    mtb-idle Posts: 2,179
    A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude when he
    spotted another man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,
    can you help me? I don't know where I am."

    The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
    approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
    north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

    "You must be in IT," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the man,
    "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically
    correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact
    is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything,
    you've delayed my trip."

    The man below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied
    the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

    "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
    going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.

    The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we
    met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
    FCN = 4
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
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    :D:D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
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    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Initialised
    Initialised Posts: 3,047
    I think I found where the fox came from:

    http://animalslickingwindows.tumblr.com/archive

    July 15th
    I used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.
  • tptvmbircn
    tptvmbircn Posts: 782
    fml...
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,313
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    From the brilliant "I f*cking love science" FB page
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!

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