Nigella Lawson

crumbschief · October 2010

Dunno but I'd agitate her juices and i might even toast her baps.

The Big Cheese · October 2010

Gazlar wrote:

yep really 50, and even more disturbing, Glynis Barber who is on eastenders as Roxy and Ronnies mom is 55, slightly of topic I know but hot diggety dog

Glynis Barber.....

I would like to have a go on her

Boy Lard · October 2010

I like larger ladies, but I hate Nigella. Prententious, twee, condescending. Probably still gie it a go mind, especially if she made me some cheese on toast.

Thewaylander · October 2010

I think there are not enough piccies of her in this post

projectsome · October 2010

Thewaylander wrote:

I think there are not enough piccies of her in this post

your post is useless without pics

Boy Lard · October 2010

there you go.

Thewaylander · October 2010

Thanks project at work so can't post piccies.

But that one warmed me up nicely lol

projectsome · October 2010

Thewaylander wrote:

Thanks project at work so can't post piccies.

But that one warmed me up nicely lol

lol well this vid of her should just about boil you over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12J95N6Zyqc

Gazlar · October 2010

projectsome wrote:

Got tissue?

Could you imagine nom nom nomming on those pups(although its a good job I like milk after its sell by date),it looks like Yul Brynner and Telly Savalas fighting under a curtain!!

matt581 · October 2010

She can toss my spuds in oil!

Gazlar · October 2010

matt581 wrote:

She can toss my spuds in oil!

I'll toss your spuds in oil in a minute!!!

AndyBeast · October 2010

you haven't got a good spud tossing in you!!

Thewaylander · October 2010

She did toss my spuds in oil...

oh wait no i was asleep at my desk just!

sniper68 · October 2010

electric_blue wrote:

You're all seriously disturbed - apart from her breasts she looks just like her Dad. and that makes me feel ill.

Unless her Dads grown more attractive and a corking pair of jugs since 1986 I disagree :?

GiantMike wrote:

I can imagine how disgusting that would look if it were lying down naked. Instant lob failure.

d87heaven · October 2010

I bet she takes it up the wrong 'un then gives herself a good dettoling. Dirty dirty Nigella.

sniper68 · October 2010

I'd deposit some Yorkshire lard in her wrong-un 8)

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