Got to love our "summer".

psymon
psymon Posts: 1,562
edited September 2010 in The Crudcatcher
3 hours hard work in the Lancashire countryside.
some top tips from the ride:

dont try to remove the big malteaser sized sticky bobs whilst still riding with your mouth.

dont drag your front brakes on a steep/clay/wet berm and expect to look cool.

dont accidentally shut a gate on a walkers dog without being ready for abuse.

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  • chedabob
    chedabob Posts: 1,133
    Is that the patented Crudflinger? Did it work on the trails? :P
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    it does, and still the same one despite the initial abuse. but in this level of filth there aint alot you can do .

    the front one works really really well tho. not pretty but well worth doing for winter.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    psymon wrote:
    dont try to remove the big malteaser sized sticky bobs whilst still riding with your mouth.
    Is that a sexual reference?
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    psymon wrote:
    dont try to remove the big malteaser sized sticky bobs whilst still riding with your mouth.
    Is that a sexual reference?

    Sounds like a sexual preference :wink:

    Looks from the picture that the crudflinger (if you are refering to the strip behind the rear shock) is working great, though the angle is difficult to tell.

    Really looking forward to properly testing my Fender Bender to see if the fork santions stay clean :D
    HandsomeDog - OrangeCommuter
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    might combine a crudcatcher+race guard+neoguard+fenderbender for winter.

    i'll be able to go out in all white and come back the same colour.
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  • biff55
    biff55 Posts: 1,404
    tip 4 ; take pics of bike parallel to ground to aviod neck creak for fellow forum users. :D
  • biff55
    biff55 Posts: 1,404
    tip 4 ; take pics of bike parallel to ground to aviod neck creak for fellow forum users. :D
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    Looking at the splatter formation and using my excellent forensic ability, I have surmised thusly:

    That's not mud. You were talking to a lady (with a nightly persuasion) whilst stood over the bar of your bike. Leaning slightly to the right, to provide good nad clearance. During said time, you made the rest of the world suffer with a bout of extreme explosive diarrhea.

    Yes, I had to look up the spelling.

    Then I looked it up. It seems it's 'Diaree' in Dutch. Isn't that much easier? My favourite in German though - Durchfall. I was told mid-nineties that was literally 'through-fall' which is good. According to google translator, it's 'by-fall' which isn't as good. Lebensmittelvergiftung is a great word. Also, explains why so many Germans die of food poisoning. Nobody can say it. That leads me onto 'Despicable me' - that looks amusing. I can't ever go see it here though, because they're renamed it Verschrikkilijke ikke and I don't have enough spit in me to pronounce it.

    No, I don't want offers of spit, thanks.

    I'm bored.
    Looks like a Kona
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    biff55 wrote:
    tip 4 ; take pics of bike parallel to ground to aviod neck creak for fellow forum users. :D
    It's called ART, you heathen!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Tartanyak wrote:
    Looking at the splatter formation and using my excellent forensic ability,
    Oh no, it's Dexter :shock:
  • Mynameisdann
    Mynameisdann Posts: 665
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Tartanyak wrote:
    Looking at the splatter formation and using my excellent forensic ability,
    Oh no, it's Dexter :shock:

    Csi: Crudcatcher
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    The would be a great programme.
    Although, it'd always end up being the lime that did it.
    Looks like a Kona
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    with a backwards headed prozzie outlined in chalk.
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  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    Thinking about it, didn't Scooby Doo always have the same guy who did!

    "It was you! Old man Limeface!"

    "If it wasn't for you pesky cruddites <shakes fist>"

    Queue CSI: Crudcatcher theme tume. I suspect it'll be 'I love horses' but credited as something cool.
    Looks like a Kona
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    nah, scooby doo was different each time. That's what kept it fresh.
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    as is and casualty....in fact all hospital dramas are the same.

    truck driver on overtime feeling sleepy.
    cut to school crossing, loads of fresh face kids crossing the road.
    uh oh!
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  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    i've only ever watches casualty once I think, but that one they tried to mix it up. I can't remember, but it was along the lines of:

    Two teenagers hanging around. One climbs up a building and tries to walk across a slippery bar over a spiky railing... Then a loose electric cable sparks around, nearly flicking at the metal he's stood on... Then an escaped lion from a nearby zoo prowls up to where he's walking to...

    Then a cricket ball hits his mate on the ground in the face.
    Looks like a Kona

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