Aspirational naming

Le Commentateur
Le Commentateur Posts: 4,099
edited September 2010 in The bottom bracket
Actually they are probably moneyed enough already....

http://announcements.telegraph.co.uk/bi ... n-hayfield

Igantius... will probably be called Iggy for short – a cool veneer hiding a rather conservative core.
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Poor kid is going to dread the question:-
    "So Iggy, what's your middle name"

    Which immediately brought a song to mind and this is the only example on you tube.

    Looks like something your grandad would throw together after reading the Girls in Lycra Shorts thread, but seems to be the only video on t'interweb of that song.
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  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    What a bunch of fucking weirdos :-)
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Octavius Kit....isnt that rhyming slang
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  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    More nonsense from the mockney w@nker:
    [url=http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100916/tuk-new-baby-for-jamie-and-jools-oliver-6323e80.html]New baby for Jamie and Jools Oliver[/url] wrote:
    They had been hoping for a boy after three girls - Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo and Petal Blossom Rainbow.
    The boy's name isn't much better.
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  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    When I was a kid the Ptolemy Neds, the Toon Tongs and the Cumbie used to fight it out for street supremacy.
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  • Pretre
    Pretre Posts: 355
    Pity it's the kids who'll receiive the kicking that the parents so richly deserve for naming them
  • northernneil
    northernneil Posts: 1,549
    hehehehehehehehe

    people these days are idiots, its just the the trend at the moment that if you dont use classic names like jack or harry then you have to make some stupid shit up, this seems to be compulsory if you are wearing hoop earings, tracksuit bottoms and have your hair scrunched back.

    :roll:
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    northernneil wrote:
    hehehehehehehehe

    people these days are idiots, its just the the trend at the moment that if you dont use classic names like jack or harry then you have to make some stupid shoot up, this seems to be compulsory if you are wearing hoop earings, tracksuit bottoms and have your hair scrunched back.

    :roll:

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  • tebbit
    tebbit Posts: 604
    Note the parents names Rebecca and Mark, can you imagine the resentment this pair must have had for having ordinary names, "I had an ordinary name, but my children shan't! I want people to think I am interesting, exciting, well read and am not an accounts manager really!"
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Please tell me that announcement is fake? Most of the siblings seem to have been named after the Romans in the scene from Life of Brian. Maybe their next daughter will be Incontinentia Buttocks?
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Perhaps the Dad wishes he was Bigus Dickus. There is a Indy driver called Will Power, which I think really sucks :lol:

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