George Michael
Stewie Griffin
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Has settled into Prison life quite quickly. He has already penned his first song while in there. Its a tribute to his skinhead cellmate and its called "Hairless Fister".
Badum tishhhhh.
Badum tishhhhh.
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2 weeks? :roll: Wonder what the typical UK citizen would get, probably instant ban and how many months in prison? (lose their job in the process too)Say... That's a nice bike..
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Sentenced to 8 weeks so if he doesnt bash anyone up while in there he will serve 4 weeks I thought.0
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Did anyone else see the graffitti on the shop he banged into? They showed it on the news the other night. There's a big dent at the front and one wag has wrote 'WHAM!' in the middle of it.
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Like the trapped Chilean miners, he's expected to be released after 8 weeks of heavy drilling.'This week I 'ave been mostly been climbing like Basso - Shirley Basso.'0
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He got banned from driving for 5 years. That's a longer ban than some of the people who have been highlighted on here for killing cyclists whilst driving dangerously.0
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Father Jack wrote:2 weeks? :roll: Wonder what the typical UK citizen would get, probably instant ban and how many months in prison? (lose their job in the process too)
Bollox. I know first hand very typical UK citizens who have done worse and got less.
And he got 8 weeks and a 5 year driving ban as pointed out by another poster.Not climber, not sprinter, not rouleur0 -
I heard that after not being able to get any dates on the outside, he deliberately crashed the car just so he could get sent down. He was disappointed to only get 8 weeks. 8)0
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"Now let's you just drop them pants" and "I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!" spring to mind.0
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"Wank me off before you go, go. B1tch."Ben
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I would agree with the sentance if it was the 'norm' but its clearly not I've known several people that have been done for drink driving more than once and have just got a fine and a years ban. You only have to watch those cops with camera type show to realise people are doing stuff like stealing cars driving 100 mph up the wrong side of the motorway and then crashing and getting less than this.0
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He'll no doubt buy a Hummer and head for Supermarket in a few week
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just been on the news; he has to give hand jobs out before they get their bed time drink....he new singles gonna be "Wank me off before your cocoa" Ay than youThe dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
Ever notice how sometimes thread titles kinda shuffle up to each other. The one that currently follows this one is "Oh Bum!!".I may be a minority of one but that doesn't prevent me from being right.
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George is in the news again - a chocolate bar got stuck in a provocative part of George's anatomy whilst he was in the prison showers - it was a 'careless whispa'
its a crackah! its tha way I tell um ........ (badda boom ting chah-tish PING!)'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H.0
