So ......

forcutty
forcutty Posts: 1,055
edited September 2010 in The Crudcatcher
My brothers being a knob telling my mum that she's disrespecting his girlfriend and threatening to hit her :evil:
What would you do under the circumstances .....

Comments

  • I'd probably have a go on your mum, then go and have a go on your brothers bird, then leave them both in a ditch, in Rhyll, with their heads backwards.

    But this is really a family matter.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    id hit your mum.
  • chedabob
    chedabob Posts: 1,133
    Deck him one :twisted: Attack is the best defense :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    just to be clear, i dont mean that in an american way meaning sex with your mum, i mean id take a run up and punt her straight in the fizzer

    POW, right in the kisser.

    big sticks, no mess-tins, sideways.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    forcutty wrote:
    My brothers being a knob telling my mum that she's disrespecting his girlfriend and threatening to hit her :evil:
    What would you do under the circumstances .....
    Stick by whoever you think is in the right.
  • forcutty wrote:
    My brothers being a knob telling my mum that she's disrespecting his girlfriend and threatening to hit her :evil:
    What would you do under the circumstances .....
    Stick by whoever you think is in the right.

    Less of your common sense and well reasoned thinking please! Kindly remember where you are.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    forcutty wrote:
    My brothers being a knob telling my mum that she's disrespecting his girlfriend and threatening to hit her :evil:
    What would you do under the circumstances .....
    Stick by whoever you think is in the right.

    this is not good enough, try again. do it properly.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    forcutty
    serious response. Hitting any woman is wrong.


    crudcatcher response.

    I'd Do both of them.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Some women need a good slapping though. This woman probably caused you AND your brother the indignity of being pushed head-first through her vagina, when you were too young to defend yourselves, then got some man in a lab coat to give you a slap.

    So, if your brother has good reason, join in with the sh*t-kicking session.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Some women need a good slapping though. This woman probably caused you AND your brother the indignity of being pushed head-first through her vagina, when you were too young to defend yourselves, then got some man in a lab coat to give you a slap.

    So, if your brother has good reason, join in with the sh*t-kicking session.

    now we're talking.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    nicklouse wrote:
    forcutty
    serious response. Hitting any woman is wrong.
    Only if you get caught. Otherwise it's a victimless crime.
  • nicklouse wrote:
    forcutty
    serious response. Hitting any woman is wrong.
    Only if you get caught. Otherwise it's a victimless crime.

    Like murdering prostitutes and leaving them in your neighbours garden with heads pointing backwards?
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    edited September 2010
    Serious response: Any guy who hits a woman unless in self defence deserves to lose his balls, because he's not a man. I find the idea of hitting anyone pretty bad, but hitting a woman is just abhorrent. Doesn't matter what she's done, he's being a dickhead.

    Crudcatcher response: Bollocks to it, the first response will do.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    i also think that the good thign about beating women is that men tend to be stronger so its easier than fighting men.

    pluss beating women makes you feel like a big man.
  • just to be clear, i dont mean that in an american way meaning sex with your mum, i mean id take a run up and punt her straight in the fizzer

    POW, right in the kisser.

    big sticks, no mess-tins, sideways.


    And THEN have sex with her.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    forcutty wrote:
    My brothers threatening to knob my mum, and disrespect his girlfriend
    What would you do under the circumstances .....
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    whyamihere wrote:
    Serious response: Any guy who hits a woman unless in self defence deserves to lose his balls, because he's not a man.
    YOU obviously haven't seen Caernarfon 'women'.
  • forcutty
    forcutty Posts: 1,055
    I'd probably leave them both in a ditch, in Rhyll, with their heads backwards.

    But this is really a crudcatcher matter.
    :twisted:

    Contemplates this method to remove both females.
    Now what's the quickest method to knock them off and drop them in Rhyl. :?:
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    whyamihere wrote:
    Serious response: Any guy who hits a woman unless in self defence deserves to lose his balls, because he's not a man.
    YOU obviously haven't seen Caernarfon 'women'.
    I live in Birmingham. There is no possible way that you have worse then we do here...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    forcutty wrote:
    I'd probably leave them both in a ditch, in Rhyll, with their heads backwards.

    But this is really a crudcatcher matter.
    :twisted:

    Contemplates this method to remove both females.
    Now what's the quickest method to knock them off and drop them in Rhyl. :?:

    have you ever heard of the running head butt?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    whyamihere wrote:
    YOU obviously haven't seen Caernarfon 'women'.
    I live in Birmingham. There is no possible way that you have worse then we do here...
    Your naivety makes me laugh :roll:
  • Start winding your bro's girl up and then stir it with your mum. Light the touch paper, stand back and watch a bitch fight.
    fly like a mouse, run like a cushion be the small bookcase!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    fletch8928 wrote:
    Start winding your bro's girl up and then stir it with your mum. Light the touch paper, stand back and watch a ***** fight.

    if you need to stir something in your mum, pm me and ill pop round and fill her up.
  • Thats my mum your talking about!

    You'l have to wait your turn.
    fly like a mouse, run like a cushion be the small bookcase!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    fletch8928 wrote:
    Thats my mum your talking about!

    You'l have to wait your turn.

    i'll wait your turn in a minute.
  • fletch8928 wrote:
    Thats my mum your talking about!

    You'l have to wait your turn.

    i'll wait your turn in a minute.

    You wouldn't know a good turn if one headbutted your mum
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    ill turn your butt in a minute.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    ill turn your butt in a minute.

    just to be clear, i'll turn it into a gaping bloody mess.