Bears...

ratsbeyfus

... are they Catholic? Discuss.

finchy

I've heard Yogi's a Hindu.

redvee

Not sure of religion but they do have an habit of defacating in the woods.

Flasheart

I thought all bears were Catholic and the Pope sh1ts in the woods....or did I get that backwards? :?

Aggieboy

Definately Christian.................................. :roll:

There’s a Christian who’s hiking in the woods when he comes upon an angry bear.
The bear stood up on its hind legs and growled ferociously, clearly preparing to charge.

In panic, the Christian started to run, but the bear followed close on his heels.

Finally the hiker came to a cliff. So he dropped to his knees and asked God to please make this bear a good Christian bear.

To the hiker’s amazement, the bear suddenly stopped growling, fell to his knees and folded his paws together in prayer!

"Thank you, Lord!" said the Christian.

"Thank you, Lord!" said the bear, "for this meal I'm about to receive!"
.........

_Brun_

This one is...

tebbit

As we know that dogs go to heaven, therefore are Christian and most likely Roman Catholic, bears come from the same evolutionary back ground, but may not be Christian, therefore I would hazard a guess that bears are Jewish.

RichN95.

tebbit wrote:

As we know that dogs go to heaven, therefore are Christian and most likely Roman Catholic, bears come from the same evolutionary back ground, but may not be Christian, therefore I would hazard a guess that bears are Jewish.

Bears don't wear condoms though - so probably catholic

deptfordmarmoset

tebbit wrote:

As we know that dogs go to heaven, therefore are Christian and most likely Roman Catholic, bears come from the same evolutionary back ground, but may not be Christian, therefore I would hazard a guess that bears are Jewish.

Ah, yes, it's beginning to make sense now, St Bernard the patron saint of dogs, the catholic littergy, masstifs, Papal bulldogs, ''the lord's my shepherd dog,'' yes, the evidence seems overwhelming...

bompington

But I'm not sure where this leaves the dyslexic insomniac agnostic, who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

Stewie Griffin

Havent heard of any bear cubs having been fiddled with by Priests so I would say that bears are not Catholic.

DCowling

don't know but if I saw one it would make me cathartical

bearfraser

Think the might be "Borg" as they work on a colective memory(and yes you will be assimulated).Never mind the £15-20 million this peadobear loving Bishop Rattizinger is going to cost you and me as a "State"?????????????????????? visit :evil: :evil: :evil:

ConsciousPilot

I thought bears were Rangers supporters so definitely not catholic!

AndyD2574

May well be humanists..................my best friend is a grizzly bear and I was at his wedding and he was married to a humanist..............very nice service as I recall!

Mind you....................had to go and catch our own fish for teh meal................took bloody ages!..............was starving!