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As a family we're trying 2 keep up with technology.. So I bought my son an iPod, my daughter an iPhone and myself an iPad. I felt sorry 4 the wife so I bought her an iRon and that's when it all fuckin kicked off. What an ungrateful biatch. !"I ride to eat"0
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I walked past a poster this morning it said "COUNTDOWN, THE MUSICAL"
I thought that must be a play on words
I'm currently dating a couple of supermodels, two birds, one stone0 -
I got a text earlier from my sister, it said I want you inside me now. It was a mistake, she had meant to send it to her boyfriend, but I didn't find out until it was too late.
Just kidding
It was an answerphone message0 -
whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
rape.0 -
i fancied a curry last night, so i phoned "king's china buffet"
"herro, i'm wan king the cook" came the reply
"no worries i'll call back" i replied
badoom cha
what's the difference between a rottweiler and a poodle?
if a rottweiler starts humping your leg, let it finish
badoom cha
I remember watching rooney in the world cup and thinking, you couldn't score in a brothel.
just shows how much i know about football…
badoom cha
and finally
i opened a tub of margarine the day and in it was the face of allah, so i showed it to an indian friend, he said… i can't believe it's not buddha!
badoom cha
ah thank you, and goodnight, i'm here every nightFancy a brew?0 -
psymon wrote:ooops!!!!!!!
didnt occur to me as i copy/pasted that joke that it is basically filled with filth! :oops:
trouble is this doesnt feel like a family forum.
more a kind of communal venting toilet.
just as well jay12 didn't see it, or his fragile little mind would be corrupted!Fancy a brew?0 -
I've got a joke...
women's rights0 -
77ric wrote:i fancied a curry last night, so i phoned "king's china buffet"
"herro, i'm wan king the cook" came the reply
"no worries i'll call back" i replied
On a similar serious(ish) note i have a friend who owns a restauraunt, called Kevin Wan. At his restauraunt they serve 'Wan King Prawns'0 -
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I was shagging my misus the other day when I felt a tap on my shoulder.
I hate fucking in the bath.0 -
How do you know when someones got an iPhone?
They tell you.0 -
Jenny Frost stopped me in the street- shows me a picture of a feaky girl and said-
"Snog, Marry or Avoid"
I said rape.
She said thats not an option.
I said "For you its not."0