Well hello......................................
Lord Greenville
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Thought I'd pop in and say g'day........er, g'day, what's it like on BR, then? 
RIDING BADLY SINCE 1998 !
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sh!t. i wouldn't bother tbh
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agreed.0
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You know when you have a really itchy crack in public, but can't scratch it? It's just like that.0
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It's ok if you enjoy murdering prostitutes and leaving them in a ditch in your neighbours garden with a lime up their obvious tied on with a piece of necessary and their head pointing backwards. Preferably in Rhyll.
If you're the sort of person who enjoys the above, you'll fit right in. If not, your'e proper fucked!0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:It's ok if you enjoy murdering prostitutes and leaving them in a ditch in your neighbours garden with a lime up their obvious tied on with a piece of necessary and their head pointing backwards. Preferably in Rhyll.
If you're the sort of person who enjoys the above, you'll fit right in. If not, your'e proper fucked!
big sticks, no messtins, sideways.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:Cat With No Tail wrote:It's ok if you enjoy murdering prostitutes and leaving them in a ditch in your neighbours garden with a lime up their obvious tied on with a piece of necessary and their head pointing backwards. Preferably in Rhyll.
If you're the sort of person who enjoys the above, you'll fit right in. If not, your'e proper fucked!
big sticks, no messtins, sideways.
I'll big sticks your messtins in a minute.......sideways!0 -
Cat With No Tail wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:Cat With No Tail wrote:It's ok if you enjoy murdering prostitutes and leaving them in a ditch in your neighbours garden with a lime up their obvious tied on with a piece of necessary and their head pointing backwards. Preferably in Rhyll.
If you're the sort of person who enjoys the above, you'll fit right in. If not, your'e proper fucked!
big sticks, no messtins, sideways.
I'll big sticks your messtins in a minute.......sideways!
You haven't got a good big stick in you....."I ride to eat"0 -
you wouldn't know a big stick if you bumped into one on the street, no messtins.0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:you wouldn't know a big stick if you bumped into one on the street, no messtins.
Depends, is this big stick sideways?
Which street exactly? One in Rhyll?0 -
Lord Greenville wrote:Thought I'd pop in and say g'day........er, g'day, what's it like on BR, then?
seriously, welcome.
its a bit wierd and disjointed in here, we like to chat about our daily plans with a good morning nd good evening thread.
we like to rate purchases with a rate my purchase thread (RMP)
we like to give public service announcements (PSA) usually about summat on the telly.
to see how rubbish we all are though my advice is to start a new thread where we all count to a million.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:its a bit wierd and disjointed in here.
This!
I'm off to sprinkle salt on the snails in the neighbour's yard...0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:Lord Greenville wrote:Thought I'd pop in and say g'day........er, g'day, what's it like on BR, then?
seriously, welcome.
to see how rubbish we all are though my advice is to start a new thread where we all count to a million.
With Smarties!!!!!
I'll start with one!!!!! :roll:
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I think you've scared Lord Greenville off...0
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i'll scare you off in a minute.0
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You don't have a good scaring off in you.0
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looks like one of my prize intestinal worms
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Nice and bizzare, there, folks. Well done!
*starts to feel comfortable .................................I'm going to regret writing that, aren't I? *RIDING BADLY SINCE 1998 !0 -
In the extreme
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Raymondavalon wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:its a bit wierd and disjointed in here.
This!
I'm off to sprinkle salt on the snails in the neighbour's yard...
Much better idea is to put some water in a bucket, add a small amount of salt, then go round collecting snails and slugs and pop them in the bucket and watch them squirm. 0 -
a lad i work with didn't have a lighter and was using a magnifying glass to light his cigerettes the other day..it worked aswell :shock:0
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Yup they can get fairly hot, but my favourite with the glass is getting woodlouse who are hard to burn, then melting the tarmac of the road with the magnifying glass, then placing the rear legs of the woodlouse in, hey presto that woodlouse aint going no where muhahaha.0
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psymon wrote:Trump:
A friend of mine used a ciggerette to burn down a large section of hotel!
possible trump?
we had been clubbing in birmingham and didn't get in to the hotel til about 6am, the fire alarm went off at about 7.30am, we called down to reception to see if it was a drill cos we couldn't be bothered to get up and they said that yes it was just a drill, so we stayed in bed. about an 3 quarters or an hour later we had our door kicked in and the fire brigade shouting at us to get out as the hotel was on fire!!!!
was it your mate who did that? 0
