Am I Normal ??????????.

swiftyx2

Folks,
I am suffering from a bad case of MTB mania!,

" I think"?????.

Is it normal to talk to you bike?,
Give her a name?,
Spend more time cleaning her than riding her?,
Dream about her and the things you have done together and are planning to do together?,
Plan on spending all spare cash on wonderful sparklng shiny things on her?,

Do I need help???, or is this normal behavior for a Mountain Biker?.

Sorry got to go my babe is on her own in a dark and lonely garage.


Steve.

Splottboy

Yes, you are Normal.

That consultation will £250.99p.

bennett_346

That's just weird.

supersonic

I shout at it, and kick it a lot.

I call it Benito. Sometimes...

Boy Lard

Mine gets angry and punishes me, but I like it that way.

Anonymous

Splottboy wrote:

Yes, you are Normal.

That consultation will £250.99p.

If Splotboy says you're normal, I'd start panicking.

andy46

perfectly normal, although i do lust after younger sexier models

_jon_

Swiftyx2 wrote:

Am I Normal ??????????

No, there is something deeply, deeply wrong with you!

I mean, leaving that poor, defenceless bike out in a cold dark garage to fend for itself. What kind of a cruel, cold hearted excuse for a human being are you?

:P

mak3m

lol are people at work starting to avoid you yet

when i go for a coffee they scatter just incase i tell them another incredibly interesting mtb story :twisted:

Herbie The Dog

Swiftyx2 wrote:

Folks,
I am suffering from a bad case of MTB mania!,

" I think"?????.

Is it normal to talk to you bike?,
Give her a name?,
Spend more time cleaning her than riding her?,
Dream about her and the things you have done together and are planning to do together?,
Plan on spending all spare cash on wonderful sparklng shiny things on her?,

Do I need help???, or is this normal behavior for a Mountain Biker?.

Sorry got to go my babe is on her own in a dark and lonely garage.


Steve.

All normal except the highlighted bit.

wobbem

A bike is like a girl friend - looks goods for a couple of years and then you want a newer model

t0pc4t

I don't talk to it, I have named it though, it's called 'warpig'

.blitz

Swiftyx2 wrote:

Is it normal to talk to you bike?,
Give her a name?,
Spend more time cleaning her than riding her?,
Dream about her and the things you have done together and are planning to do together?,
Plan on spending all spare cash on wonderful sparklng shiny things on her

Nope I don't do any of that sh*t

stubs

No its perfectly normal. Its when the bike starts answering back that it gets a bit weird.

Willrideforcake

All fine, just remember that any bike is always a her/she as they are all incredibly temperamental, and just as you think you've got them figured out, they leave you in the sh#t...

Paul 8v

I hate cleaning my bikes, I prefer them diiirty...

Paul 8v

I hate cleaning my bikes, I prefer them diiirty...

Paul 8v

I hate cleaning my bikes, I prefer them diiirty...

pastey_boy

i regularly lube and tweak my bikes nipples, i also let her watch when i give a helmet a good hard polish,

projectsome

This is normal behaviour, I too have named my bike, and talk to it....

Paul 8v

What's it called?

cycle monster

I never talk to mine as others may be listening. Telepathy is the way forward. You can develop this technique by ensuring that your cycling wardrobe matches the colour scheme of your bike.