Anyone want a "FREE" son?

Splottboy
Splottboy Posts: 3,693
edited September 2010 in The Crudcatcher
He's just spent 4 days in Amsterdam, probably shagging and doping himself to Hell.

Now, rather than stay out with his mates tonight, he's just rung me to pick him up, at around 1 - 2 am...and I'm in work tomorrow morning.

How long does the Maternal/Paternal thing last???

Anyone?

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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Lol tell him to get a taxi.
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  • chedabob
    chedabob Posts: 1,133
    Kitty wrote:
    Lol tell him to get a taxi.

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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    We sent him £50 yesterday, which is all gone, plus the £300 he took with him.
    Paid £350 for the holiday, sorry, shagging-drinking-smoking-whoring-doping-day.

    And...he was only in his new college for Monday, Amsterdam since then.
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    he'll have no trouble kipping at the airport and getting a train or hitching in the morn then, the little jet setter, it's half the 'fun' and rounds a trip off just nice
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    d-lock the cnut!
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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    So, not just me then? Mrs thinks he's Mammys Little Angel.

    Had to get him outta a heavy security centre when he was 14 at 4am, as he was caught playing his Gameboy with his mates in a deserted old Drs surgery.

    Some old codger phoned the fuzz, and all they were doing at 9pm was sheltering from the rain. ( Took the bobbies 5hrs to call us out to collect him. Teaching him a "lesson" perhaps?)

    Place was a CCTV- DOUBLE-DOOR-RAZOR-WIRE SECURITY CENTRE. No kidding!

    All because some twot saw a light in the abandoned building!
  • tri-sexual
    tri-sexual Posts: 672
    sounds a right little sh!t
    i blame the parents :lol:
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    there's a solution to this problem.............a condom many years ago.
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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    Thing is, he's JUST like his Dad. Whoever THAT is!
  • RichEP3
    RichEP3 Posts: 20
    Get him down the careers office *cough*
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    mug.

    your first problem was paying for a holiday for a son i presume is 18 or more.
    And let him walk home, do him good, give him timr to sober up.
    then when he gets him smack him up side his head.

    (sorry raised by a military man)
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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    Just finished work, but can't claim as he's a Full Time student, from Monday!

    Can't bloody wait...
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    RichEP3 wrote:
    Get him down the careers office *cough*

    NOOoooo

    we've got enough reprobates in the Army.
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  • RichEP3
    RichEP3 Posts: 20
    IcarusGreen wrote:
    RichEP3 wrote:
    Get him down the careers office *cough*

    NOOoooo

    we've got enough reprobates in the Army.

    All doing a cracking job I might add! Certainly whipped me into shape, I was a little git in my younger years.

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