WANT!

psymon
psymon Posts: 1,562
edited September 2010 in The Crudcatcher
500x_Kelly_Brook_Skyride_2.jpg


That is all.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Stav83 wrote:
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    aLR_Potatoes.gif

    where did that come from!!! i love it.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Kelly Brook is a bit dull for my liking, pretty girl but just sounds so boring, like Leona Lewis, shes the same, stunning to look at but her chatting sends me to sleep
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    Stav83 wrote:
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    aLR_Potatoes.gif

    where did that come from!!! i love it.

    google "lotr potatoes gif" and Bob's your uncle fella. Cracks me up every time :wink:
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    gazderry wrote:
    Kelly Brook is a bit dull for my liking, pretty girl but just sounds so boring, like Leona Lewis, shes the same, stunning to look at but her chatting sends me to sleep

    You mean you'd let her talk? If I had my way, her mouth would be too crammed with sausage to be able to talk.

    Coincidentally, if you say Jesus backwards, it sounds a bit like sausage. That is all.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    obviously I wouldn't say no to it, but I have other targets I'd go for first, just in case there ever was a situation where she had to speak
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    whats the difference between jam and marmite?

    you cant marmite your cock up kelly brooks obvious.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    psymon wrote:
    500x_Kelly_Brook_Skyride_2.jpg


    That is all.

    I believe that dress is on sale at Debenhams. Not sure in your size though.
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    whats the difference between jam and marmite?

    you cant marmite your cock up kelly brooks obvious.

    It might be worth a try, she'd either love it or hate it!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    gazderry wrote:
    whats the difference between jam and marmite?

    you cant marmite your cock up kelly brooks obvious.

    It might be worth a try, she'd either love it or hate it!!

    as a betting man id say she'd fucking love it, big sticks, no messtins, sideways.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    gazderry wrote:
    whats the difference between jam and marmite?

    you cant marmite your cock up kelly brooks obvious.

    It might be worth a try, she'd either love it or hate it!!

    as a betting man id say she'd ******* love it, big sticks, no messtins, sideways.

    well as a betting man, I'm saying she'd hate it, all stick and brown and disgusting, and thats just the marmite.

    how about we make this interesting, i bet you the money it would cost to bail me out when I get arrested for trying this, that she hates it
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp