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psymon
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Kelly Brook is a bit dull for my liking, pretty girl but just sounds so boring, like Leona Lewis, shes the same, stunning to look at but her chatting sends me to sleep0
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sheepsteeth wrote:Stav83 wrote:+
where did that come from!!! i love it.
google "lotr potatoes gif" and Bob's your uncle fella. Cracks me up every time0 -
gazderry wrote:Kelly Brook is a bit dull for my liking, pretty girl but just sounds so boring, like Leona Lewis, shes the same, stunning to look at but her chatting sends me to sleep
You mean you'd let her talk? If I had my way, her mouth would be too crammed with sausage to be able to talk.
Coincidentally, if you say Jesus backwards, it sounds a bit like sausage. That is all.0 -
obviously I wouldn't say no to it, but I have other targets I'd go for first, just in case there ever was a situation where she had to speak0
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whats the difference between jam and marmite?
you cant marmite your cock up kelly brooks obvious.0 -
psymon wrote:
That is all.
I believe that dress is on sale at Debenhams. Not sure in your size though.I don't do smileys.
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sheepsteeth wrote:whats the difference between jam and marmite?
you cant marmite your cock up kelly brooks obvious.
It might be worth a try, she'd either love it or hate it!!0 -
gazderry wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:whats the difference between jam and marmite?
you cant marmite your cock up kelly brooks obvious.
It might be worth a try, she'd either love it or hate it!!
as a betting man id say she'd fucking love it, big sticks, no messtins, sideways.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:gazderry wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:whats the difference between jam and marmite?
you cant marmite your cock up kelly brooks obvious.
It might be worth a try, she'd either love it or hate it!!
as a betting man id say she'd ******* love it, big sticks, no messtins, sideways.
well as a betting man, I'm saying she'd hate it, all stick and brown and disgusting, and thats just the marmite.
how about we make this interesting, i bet you the money it would cost to bail me out when I get arrested for trying this, that she hates it0