My mate was REALLY lucky today.

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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    I like rottweillers too, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

    I'd leave the eyes, nose and claws.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    my nan bit me on my ar5e when i was a kid, i fel bad now that the little **** got put down.

    she then took her teeth out and flipped me over for a gobbling the likes of which would make your eyes pop out on stalks.
    Good woman. I bet she's from Rhyl, at least spiritually.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Splottboy wrote:
    I like rottweillers too, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

    I'd leave the eyes, nose and claws.

    i would have to leave the tw@ and arsehole if i was eating my rottweiler's body.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    my nan bit me on my ar5e when i was a kid, i fel bad now that the little **** got put down.

    she then took her teeth out and flipped me over for a gobbling the likes of which would make your eyes pop out on stalks.
    Good woman. I bet she's from Rhyl, at least spiritually.

    stoke on trent (like me) but im sure she's a had a night or 2 in rosie o'grady's on the seafront. she went at it like a dog eating hot chips.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Rosie o'Grady's. Hmm. Wasn't that one of those "funny" pubs?
    Or was it the one with the cage dancers?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    all i remember is the ambulance parking space outside it!!
  • submityournentries
    submityournentries Posts: 912
    me and my mum both got bitten by the same dog over the course of about a year. it bit my mum first, right high up in the crotch, and then at a later date bit me on the back of my knee, removing a nice big chunk (although i got to smash it round the face with my bike this time, which was a chuckle).

    all i can say is i am glad it bit me on the knee not where it bit my mum, otherwise id be a eunuch
    Ragley Blue Pig
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,693
    UPDATE: Mate is rumoured to have had 60 stitches. but...

    From what I saw of the post-attack photos, more like 16 - 20, unless they were micro-sitches, then yes, it could have been 60 plus.

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