Yay (I think)!

El Capitano
El Capitano Posts: 6,400
edited September 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Just received the following email:

Bonjour El Capitano,
Nous avons le plaisir de vous confirmer la préparation et la prochaine livraison de la commande no 1016.
Articles expédiés :
- ROCK SHOX SID REBOUND DAMPER 28MM (2000 - 2007) Transporteur :
Le transporteur que vous avez choisi lors de la passation de votre commande est Post Mail or box Références de l'envoi : Le no. de colis est , vous pouvez suivre l'acheminement de votre colis (si vous avez choisi UPS, pas de suivi par la poste) en cliquant sur le lien suivant : http://www.ups.com/ Adresse d'expédition :

*address and contect details removed*

RAPPEL IMPORTANT !
Nous vous invitons à suivre scrupuleusement nos instructions pour éviter tout litige. Le transport est une phase délicate qui demande une attention toute particulière.
Par conséquent, merci de vous conformer aux règles d'usages élémentaires rappelées ci-dessous :
- Colis en mauvais état
- colis ouvert et/ou écrasé
- système de fermeture (adhésif...) détérioré ou ne semblant pas d'origine QUE FAIRE ?
- Ne pas ouvrir le colis
- refuser le colis
- émettre immédiatement les réserves d'usage auprès du transporteur
- nous signaler le problème en nous indiquant le no. de commande concernée


Think that means my damper's on it's way from Belgium/France/somewhere in Europe. Wish I'd paid more attention in French lessons...:D
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    RAPPEL IMPORTANT !


    :shock:


    What the hell is a rappel...?
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Andy wrote:
    What the hell is a rappel...?

    Think its something to do with rock climbing, but I might be wrong.
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  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    Hello El Capitano,
    We are pleased to confirm the preparation and delivery of the next Order No. 1016.
    Items sent:
    - ROCK SHOX SID REBOUND DAMPER 28MM (2000-2007) Carrier:
    The carrier you selected when placing your order is Post Mail Box Golden sending References: The no. package is, you can track the delivery of your package (if you choose UPS, no follow by mail) by clicking the following link: http://www.ups.com/ Shipping Address
    FAST

    FASTER
  • Mynameisdann
    Mynameisdann Posts: 665
    according to googles translations it means recall :S?
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    REMINDER!
    Please carefully follow our instructions to avoid litigation. Transportation is a difficult phase that requires special attention.
    Therefore, thank you for complying with the rules of elementary uses the following places:
    - Parcels in poor condition
    - Package opened and / or crushed
    - Closure system (adhésif. ..) does not appear damaged or original DO THAT?
    - Do not open the package
    - Refuse the package
    - Immediately issue the usual caveats with the carrier
    - We report the problem by telling us the no. command concerned
    FAST

    FASTER
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    If this arrives in one piece and is the correct item, I shall be pleasantly surprised. :D
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Basically translated, all french means

    I am French, i shall do as I like because, did i mention I am French

    I shall say no more because I'm on strike

    I need a coffee after that

    I am allowed to say this as my brother is "married" to a french guy so that kind of makes him french
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    They use a rappel in Modern Warfare on the PS3.

    Don't want to worry you but I think you've just joined the french army.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Don't want to worry you but I think you've just joined the french army.

    Wouldn't be the first time...
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  • Tolk
    Tolk Posts: 775
    El Capitano wrote:
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Don't want to worry you but I think you've just joined the french army.

    Wouldn't be the first time...

    :lol:

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