Weird stuff you can do that not many others can...

whyamihere
whyamihere Posts: 7,719
edited September 2010 in The Crudcatcher
For example:

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See those feet behind my head? They're mine.

What can you do? Evidence is always good...

(Bored? Me? Oh yes.)
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  • 360
    360 Posts: 5,940
    Did you draw those eyebrows on?
  • whyamihere wrote:
    See those feet behind my head? They're mine.

    Yea, my cat does that when cleaning his pecker..
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    whyamihere wrote:
    See those feet behind my head? They're mine.

    Yea, my cat does that when cleaning his pecker..

    Why do you think WAIH's doing it.....
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • neddie
    neddie Posts: 101
    Your cat draws ??
    Boardman Comp.

    Norco Fluid
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Apparently I'm quite good at hiding bodies. Well, nobody's found any yet.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Apparently I'm quite good at hiding bodies. Well, nobody's found any yet.

    Sheepsteeth is too isn't he? I'm sure I read on another thread that he wanted to bury a stiff in Kitty's garden?? :shock: :shock:
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    Some say that he can can lick his elbow, and that he is only a moderator today because I ticked a box on his profile 5 years ago. All we know is that he's never going to come riding this week if he has two dislocated hips.
  • Alex wrote:
    Some say that he can can lick his elbow

    I've seen him do it. (Lick his elbow that is...)

    I seem to be rather good at cheating death. :D
  • I can understand 4000 page contracts that baffle lawyers.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    Ride a bike



    in this forum, thats pretty rare.



    :wink::lol:
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    Pah, no-one else in the world can ride my bike.

    Mostly cause I won't let em.
  • Twonk
    Twonk Posts: 17
    Top of my list: I can regurgitate anything, eg. food/drink/limes

    I can sing any note/chord (in key) without a musical instrument in sight (long time playing guitar does that to a person, I guess)
  • Alex wrote:
    Pah, no-one else in the world can ride my bike.

    No one else would want to... :wink:
  • Twonk
    Twonk Posts: 17
    Alex wrote:
    no-one else in the world can ride my bike.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Grondel wrote:
    I can sing any note/chord (in key) without a musical instrument in sight (long time playing guitar does that to a person, I guess)
    Oh I'd like to prove you wrong on that one :twisted:
  • Twonk
    Twonk Posts: 17
    Oh I'd like to prove you wrong on that one :twisted:
    Why and how?

    I have perfect/absolute pitch, that's all. Many people do, it's just one of those things
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I've met many people who claim to have perfect pitch.
    I've not met any who actually do. A varispeed offset on our master clock proves the point.
  • Twonk
    Twonk Posts: 17
    I've met many people who claim to have perfect pitch.
    I've not met any who actually do. A varispeed offset on our master clock proves the point.
    Did you flog them to death afterwards with the lead to your wireless mic?
    Musical heretics!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    no, we just had a giggle at their expense after they left.
    Besides we don't have wireless mics, and if we did, they wouldn't have leads.
  • Twonk
    Twonk Posts: 17
    Besides we don't have wireless mics, and if we did, they wouldn't have leads.
    Wireless mics are the way forward for any musician! Wireless mics and Nady for the guitar=pro!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Live, yes. Not in the studio though - too many compromises in the sound.
  • Twonk
    Twonk Posts: 17
    Live, yes. Not in the studio though - too many compromises in the sound.
    In all seriousness, I'd never use wireless live on guitar or vocals.
    There's a certain comfort and familiarity to having a lead connecting you to your gear.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    I can bend my thumb back to touch the back of my wrist and do bit of other hypermobile stuff.
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    Unique attributes?

    I can prevent Forest Fires!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I have opposable thumbs.
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    im really very good at cunnilingus.
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    Kitty wrote:
    I can bend my thumb back to touch the back of my wrist and do bit of other hypermobile stuff.
    sorry, so can I. your not alone.


    Your never alone




















    :wink::lol:
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    joshtp wrote:

    Your never alone:

    YOU ARE
    YOU APOSTROPHE RE
    YOU'RE

    As in: You're fucking retarded.
  • 360
    360 Posts: 5,940
    Alex wrote:
    joshtp wrote:

    Your never alone:

    YOU ARE
    YOU APOSTROPHE RE
    YOU'RE

    As in: You're fucking retarded.

    Since when do receptionists use CAD?
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    No idea, I'll ask them next time I go into Reception.