morning, webbos

Thewaylander

ok can we leave out the corset imagery us old poor single men can't take it

Gazlar

Try slamming the head of it in a heavy Bible Mr Thewaylander. That should make it go down

Thewaylander

meh don't own a bible..

Got a good cope of LOTR from when i was 12(pre films) with the stunning old school art, should i use that instead?

Gazlar

yeah that should do, its the book right and not the dvd? dvd cases are sharp

you could also try the old stabbing it in the eye with a chip fork technique

Thewaylander

I'm 30 films didn't exist exist then and I am not a huge fan of the films.

its a beautifully illustrated hardback

Gazlar

in that case then, it is perfect for such use to eradicate thoughts of our crudder colleagues in skimpy cosets, I would say however, maybe line it with some greaseproof paper in case of any discharge at the moment of impact. i'd hate for you to gloss over those lovely illustrations

whyamihere

Afternoon you sweaty gimpsuits.

I need to go and buy some new trainers in a bit. My comfortable pair have finally completely fallen to bits (being worn for 18 hours a day for 4 years tends to kill them) and the only other ones I have hurt my feet.

I may end up going to TK Maxx for them. Who has the chav repellent?

Thewaylander

Bloody good point on the greaseproof. would never have thought of that one mate.

VWsurfbum

whyamihere wrote:

Who has the chav repellent?

wear a suit, and talk to your sleave, that seams to do it, maybe keep an earphone in too?

Stevo_666

mrfmilo wrote:

Sheeps can you let me know if the Bedgers black route is open please..? :P

Oi, you asked me that a few weeks back and I told you it was open. Pay attention at the back....

Stevo_666

sheepsteeth wrote:

once this arrives i m off to bedgebury to see what thats like.

Sheeps, how did you find Bedgebury? It's my regular-ish jaunt unless I'm going local to me.

Anonymous

drove all the way there, through maidstone no less which doubled the journey time. got to the gate and found that the 6 quid i had in my pocket wasnt enough to be allowed to borrow a small patch of ground to park on for 2 hours.

8fucking quid!!! by the time i found a cash machine i was half bastardwell way home so thouroughly fuckked off i drove the rest of the way, back through cuntfucking maidbastardstone.

thredders!

will try again next week.

what should i expect to find there, is there much in the way of downwards type riding is any of it fireroad how busy is it at the weekend?

cat_with_no_tail

I'll cuntfucking your maidbastardstone in a minute

Stevo_666

Mate, save youself the money with Stevo's top secret free parking tip for Bedgebury about 3/4 of the way down that page.

It's never been busy when I've been there at weekends, its a 9 mile loop of mostly forest singletrack with a few bermy bits and small jumps: a lot of the families stick to the fire roads. If you do the red route - there's only one route really - there's fire road connecting the different sections of single track but it's not too much.

There ain't much down hill - there are ups & downs but not big stuff so expect to pedal a fair bit. I enjoy the place but that's partly because my mate and I get a bit competitive. Try the (short) black and the north shore stuff if you want a bit more fun.

There's also a decent caff that does bacon butties etc just down from the ripoff car park.

I'm headed there on Saturday 18th for a blast as long as long as I'm not too knackered, as the wife & kid are up in The Smoke for the day