What about a Female STIG?!
Splottboy
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Why not...she could be the STIGETTE or the STIGELLE, even the STIGSTER.
Didn't that German bird kick the crap outta Jezzers lap times?
What about the totty off of 5th Gear?
And, the racing overall should be one of those Body Paint efforts too.
( Would front opening basque, fishnets, thigh-high leathers and 6 ins high heels would be a bit too much? )
My mate used to go out with a S.Wales Valleys-Girl called "Sue-the-screw".
She was a very good driver, can't go into any details but he would NEVER wash his Ford Capri S gear stick...
Didn't that German bird kick the crap outta Jezzers lap times?
What about the totty off of 5th Gear?
And, the racing overall should be one of those Body Paint efforts too.
( Would front opening basque, fishnets, thigh-high leathers and 6 ins high heels would be a bit too much? )
My mate used to go out with a S.Wales Valleys-Girl called "Sue-the-screw".
She was a very good driver, can't go into any details but he would NEVER wash his Ford Capri S gear stick...
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Hum... yes...
Sabine Schmitz
Or
Vicki Butler-Henderson
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are you mad!!!you just suggested women should drive cars :shock: :shock:0
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I'm sorry but VBH cannot be the stig, If she is going on top gear she needs to be on top gear, preferably in lingerie, not covered up in overalls and a helmet
lol helmet
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Female stig would make my day wonderfully. I would actually try finding out who it is though, which isn't that good.0
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gazderry wrote:I'm sorry but VBH cannot be the stig, If she is going on top gear she needs to be on top gear, preferably in lingerie, not covered up in overalls and a helmet
lol helmet
i'll lol your helmet in a minute.0 -
The Northern Monkey wrote:gazderry wrote:I'm sorry but VBH cannot be the stig, If she is going on top gear she needs to be on top gear, preferably in lingerie, not covered up in overalls and a helmet
lol helmet
i'll lol your helmet in a minute.
You haven't got a helmet in you to lol...............
yet :shock: :shock: :shock:0 -
women can do cookery and nursing shows but should stay well clear of driving thank you very much.0
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sheepsteeth wrote:women can do cookery and nursing shows but should stay well clear of driving thank you very much.
+1, everyone would just beat her0 -
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The lap times won't be very good as she'll probably forget to release the handbrake before setting off. Also how can she do her lippy in the rear view mirror while wearing that tinted visor??"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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That is just SO Sexist!
Her makeup artist, "Karl from Dusseldorf, Baby!" would replace it every lap, ffs!
OK, no women then.
How about rearraging the "STIG" to "GITS", and let audience members - Males Only, of course - have a lap, and the "Star" try to beat them???0 -
Why haven't we had a female Stig yet?
Because the power lap times would all be around the 5 minute mark, even in supercars!0 -
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Also those driving overalls would make their ar$e look big...RupertCommunicator wrote:Why haven't we had a female Stig yet?
Because the power lap times would all be around the 5 minute mark, even in supercars!"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
And their fat arses would make the cars weight unbalanced, fooking up the handling.0
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But you would never be allowed to say that, even if their ar$e was so big it had small moons in orbit around it.RupertCommunicator wrote:And their fat arses would make the cars weight unbalanced, fooking up the handling."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
I saw a girl today who has the fattest arse and thighs I have ever seen. It was like she was wearing a pair of comedy inflatable trousers.
I thought natural selection would have weeded her out by now...0 -
Fat birds are like hardtails, they're good for a ride until your mates find out."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Don't know what the fuss is about. The Mrs has only written off 3 cars...one when she was 7 months pregnant on the A12.
Women ARE good drivers. My Mother in Law drives me Nucking Futs!!0 -
the problem with a Female Stig will be the visible airbags."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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ooohh VBH
lovely husky voice and that squeal!!!
and sabine!!
good shout and she is a good driver was just shy of a 8 or was it 10? min lap on the nordscliffe in a diesel yes diesel transit van!!keep fit, eat well, die anyway!!0 -
ghost_walker wrote:ooohh VBH
lovely husky voice and that squeal!!!
and sabine!!
good shout and she is a good driver was just shy of a 8 or was it 10? min lap on the nordscliffe in a diesel yes diesel transit van!!
I would, I would and she did it in 10:08."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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Splottboy wrote:Women ARE good drivers. My Mother in Law drives me Nucking Futs!!
your mother-in-law drives your nuts?
A bit of mother/daughter combo then!!!!!+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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Katherine Legge would be the choice. Fast as hell and not a huge name here. YouTube her to see her smash an indycar up at 140mph and walk away. Sister knows her which is how I knowFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0
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why bother having a female stig? We can't see who it is anyway.0
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"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:why bother having a female stig? We can't see who it is anyway.
Because then we could have a leader board for reverse parking a reasonably priced car.
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Except you seem to be missing the point that the Stig, male or female is a bazonkers good driver.
This reeks of a superiority complex, are you guys feeling a bit odd about having a woman driver who puts you to shame?0
