What to do with a burst rubber ring
Gazlar
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Or a burst Lilo
Miserable feckers on hol burst my rubber ring and lilo in an attempt to get me to learn to swim unaided, so as revenge I crafted this out of the debris........caution, contains scenes of a rubbery nature
word of warning however, be very careful when using gaffer tape around your big boy hairs, it hurts to remove. If anyone wants the pattern, or to borrow the original, let me know!!!
Miserable feckers on hol burst my rubber ring and lilo in an attempt to get me to learn to swim unaided, so as revenge I crafted this out of the debris........caution, contains scenes of a rubbery nature
word of warning however, be very careful when using gaffer tape around your big boy hairs, it hurts to remove. If anyone wants the pattern, or to borrow the original, let me know!!!
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Have you been sober at any point AT ALL in the last couple of weeks?0
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errr, 50-75 cents for a bottle of wine, 1 euro a pint of lager plus 4 euros for a bottle of rank local spirits add to the mix this was a big hippy festival, I think the answer would be nope, no I haven't, and in fact, I see it more as a way forward now, a lifestyle choice pehaps
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But you can't be hungover if you're constantly drunk, so no more HOMBRES.
I know you probably don't want to think about it, but when are you back?0 -
errr I was back on Monday morning lol, still got til sunday off work mind. I'm already plotting my next trip to lisbon though, in the pretence that i'm going to watch football0
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hang on, i didn't see anything of a rubbery nature. all i can see is that girls ass
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welshkev wrote:hang on, i didn't see anything of a rubbery nature. all i can see is that girls ass
my eyes were distracted by that too...no offence Gaz, you also look...er....interesting.. in a gimp mask.Santa Cruz Chameleon
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MacAndCheese wrote:welshkev wrote:hang on, i didn't see anything of a rubbery nature. all i can see is that girls ass
my eyes were distracted by that too...no offence Gaz, you also look...er....interesting.. in a gimp mask.
Thank god that the images are blocked at work...0 -
That's the most amazing/disturbing thing i've ever seen. Loving the dominatrix black mask! HAHAH0
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Gaz, you are an LEGEND! 0
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i nearly forgot: i'll burst your ring in a minute.0
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Lol I just had the urge to make the crudcatcher sick up a little, the borat mankini worked even better when I walked down the road in it, to the lake and started dancing over Mrs G's cousin who was sunbathing asleep, she screamed the place down when she woke up. The arse by the way does belong to the group, for a small fee I can allow access, or tell you what, ill get some more group pics up
girl 2nd from the left in the 1st pic is the owner of the ass, pic 3 is the "chill out" tent and pic 4 is the dance tentat 9 am in the morning. It was mental, had some random dutch guy called Rambo join our camp, he did not sleep for 3 days on acid, then he slept for 36 hours straight. he was nuts, and his english was so-so he came back and told us he had lost his salad, he meant his shoes !!0 -
in the owrds of sheepsteeth
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Oh my not sure i approve the second set of the pictures.
Looks like a mass of horrible tourists
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nope was a mass of smelly rudderless hippies and foreigners, was mentally packed in places but still really good0
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Where was it if you don't mind me asking?0
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a few more piccies of random stuff, the first being the view from my tent
The kaleidescope tent
the laser arch
some things
and the lock man
Next one is in 2012, If you are into psytrance or dubstep it really is a fantastic place to go and party, and at £150 for ten days, including coach transfer from Lisbon, its awesome value too0 -
unfortunately I'm a natural born people hater so would be a place for me not to be lol0
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Thewaylander wrote:unfortunately I'm a natural born people hater so would be a place for me not to be lol
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The psytrance sounds good, but dubstep? I'd pay £150 to stay away form dubstep0
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It was cool though as all the stages were pretty close, but all different, the main stage played psytrance, the groovy beach played dubstep and techno and the sacred fire played all kinds of wierd and wonderful stuff, the best being a kind of hip hop digeridoo band called ganga giri. The chill out tent, or the ambient forest as it was known was great too, especially in the day when it was too hot to do anything0
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Oh I also forgot the drop, which had a stage that did fire acts and hula hoops and stuff like that, but there were also lectures too on different things. To be honest tho, I'm not into a lot of the preachy stuff that was talked about. One of the talks was about living on a raw diet for example. The girl doing the talk started by saying, "hello, I'm Kate and I've been raw for 18 years" to which I shouted "have you tried lube then?".........silence and stares followed, not the best of audiences to try that out on0
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gazderry wrote:Oh I also forgot the drop, which had a stage that did fire acts and hula hoops and stuff like that, but there were also lectures too on different things. To be honest tho, I'm not into a lot of the preachy stuff that was talked about. One of the talks was about living on a raw diet for example. The girl doing the talk started by saying, "hello, I'm Kate and I've been raw for 18 years" to which I shouted "have you tried lube then?".........silence and stares followed, not the best of audiences to try that out on
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