Hello from Private hospital

Kitty
Kitty Posts: 2,844
edited August 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Well, just sat in my fancy electric arm chair watching free view on a nice flat screen in my own room, I've ordered my dinner for when I'm done.

Free wifi too! Shame about the procedure I'd be having a good time otherwise. Now entertain me! Lol
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  • what are you having done to your privates?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    aah, private hospital, it does make you feel special eh. (i dont mean in a counting and colouring in way either) luckily my employers always fork out fo the nicest private care, its almost worth getting sick or injured for.

    as for entertaining, the only thing i can do is make a sausage dissapear but you might be a bit far away for me to show you that.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    As I'm guessing you haven't brought a tool kit (because you're female and so never plan ahead), you'll just have to settle for stealing everything that isn't bolted down. It's like a hotel, you're expected to take a few things to remember your visit by.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    whyamihere wrote:
    As I'm guessing you haven't brought a tool kit (because you're female and so never plan ahead), you'll just have to settle for stealing everything that isn't bolted down. It's like a hotel, you're expected to take a few things to remember your visit by.

    especially fromt he nice ones, thats why the stay is so expensive.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Think I could take the chair. It's like a lazy boy recliner!
  • whyamihere wrote:
    As I'm guessing you haven't brought a tool kit (because you're female and so never plan ahead), you'll just have to settle for stealing everything that isn't bolted down. It's like a hotel, you're expected to take a few things to remember your visit by.

    They get a tad angry when you try doing this to the medicine cabinet though :/
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    Stuff that, I'd be taking the student nurses home!
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Just come around, something went wrong, confused so far.
  • soy_sauce
    soy_sauce Posts: 987
    Alex wrote:
    Stuff that, I'd be taking the student nurses home!

    that depending on which hospital you are talking about. the one up here........ a big NO!! :shock:
    "It is not impossible, its just improbable"

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  • Kitty wrote:
    Just come around, something went wrong, confused so far.

    Wrong in what way?
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    What went wrong lass? how can something go wrong with that procedure?
  • Have you woke up with John Travoltas face instead of your own?
  • Have you woke up with John Travoltas face instead of your own?

    Thank god i wasnt drinking when i read that
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Have you woke up with John Travoltas face instead of your own?

    Thank god I was in the office on my own when I read that!





    Hope everything's ok though kitty.
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    bails87 wrote:
    Have you woke up with John Travoltas face instead of your own?

    Thank god I was in the office on my own when I read that!





    Hope everything's ok though kitty.

    Thank god I had some tissues handy when i read that!!!
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  • Jimbob_no5
    Jimbob_no5 Posts: 1,568
    hope everythings ok kitty :)

    i was drinking when i read that :lol: my screen now has a covering of tennants
    Pinkbike

    I believe in only 2 things in life.
    1) Drink is not my friend
    2) D-Locking cnuts ;)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Kitty wrote:
    Well, just sat in my fancy electric arm chair watching free view on a nice flat screen in my own room, I've ordered my dinner for when I'm done.

    Free wifi too! Shame about the procedure I'd be having a good time otherwise. Now entertain me! Lol
    Apart from the "free" wifi, it sounds like the NHS hospital just down the road from here.
    Mind you, when you're paying for private hospitals, either through insurance or whatever, it's not really "free" wifi anymore, right.

    Anyhoo.
    What's up lass? why are you in the krankenhouse?
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Nhs is paying for private.

    All I remember is being very happy that someone liked my new redness in my hair before going to sleep lol
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Kitty wrote:
    Nhs is paying for private.

    All I remember is being very happy that someone liked my new redness in my hair before going to sleep lol

    i just came in to make sure you were alright, nothing to be alarmed about.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Kitty wrote:
    Nhs is paying for private.

    All I remember is being very happy that someone liked my new redness in my hair before going to sleep lol
    You're going to a private hospital to get your hair dyed?
    WTF?
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Had my hair partial red yesterday.

    Back home now, they gave me lots of midazolam but I managed to still keep pulling the tube out, of course of which I have no memory of, woke up hours later back in my room led flat on the recliner chair.

    Apparently I talked to my dad for some time, repeating the same things over and over and came on here also!

    Gotta go back for a general anaesthetic instead sometime soon.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    So, what are you actually having done? I've missed that.
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    He's becoming 'Kitty' for real
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    She*

    I was going to have a endoscopy with biopsies.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    Kitty wrote:
    She*
    Whoosh!
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    whyamihere wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    She*
    Whoosh!

    Do tell.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Ah. I didn't know you could give a transexual cat an endoscopy.
  • Andy wrote:
    He's becoming 'Kitty' for real

    I wonder where they put the obvious and necessaries when they get the chop
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    Ah. I didn't know you could give a transexual cat an endoscopy.
    It's amazing what they can do nowadays.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    whyamihere wrote:
    Ah. I didn't know you could give a transexual cat an endoscopy.
    It's amazing what they can do nowadays.

    i'll do you in a minute.