Is Spud-Face about to have the Best lunch ever?
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spud-face wrote:then a stroll round the corner to the Bathams brewery for one of their legendary faggits, chips, mushy pays and pint o' bitter lunches. then bed
erm did you just say you are going to stroll round the corner to a brewery for a delicious meal and fresh pint, then go to bed?
let me get this straight:
it starts with a brief stroll to a brewery, where you will pick up a meal which is legendary and consisits of faggits and chips then once laden with scoff, you are off to bed in the afternoon??
this is surely the bench mark for the best lunch of anyones life?
can anyone do better???
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Not sure if I can top that...
Today's lunch will be YMCA (Yesterday's Meal Cooked Again), which today is a home made curried rice & minced beef mix, with added bacon for extra flavour. This will be followed by a 30 or so mile ride home.0 -
El Capitano wrote:Not sure if I can top that...
Today's lunch will be YMCA (Yesterday's Meal Cooked Again), which today is a home made curried rice & minced beef mix, with added bacon for extra flavour. This will be followed by a 30 or so mile ride home.
normally that would sound average at best and i would expect more from you if im honest, but it pales into pure weakness when compared to spud-face's intentions.
i wasnt planning on anything for lunch,except for a weights sesiona the gym, i feel like im missing out now though
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Spud-faces approach to the world of lunch does seem to be suprisingly strong...
I'm not sure anyone can beat him today..0 -
Thewaylander wrote:Spud-faces approach to the world of lunch does seem to be suprisingly strong...
I'm not sure anyone can beat him today..
im wondering if a pseudo lunch could compare, i could always make my own scoff, walk round the block and go to bed but i somehow dont think its going to be quite the same.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:El Capitano wrote:Not sure if I can top that...
Today's lunch will be YMCA (Yesterday's Meal Cooked Again), which today is a home made curried rice & minced beef mix, with added bacon for extra flavour. This will be followed by a 30 or so mile ride home.
normally that would sound average at best and i would expect more from you if im honest
I know, I know. However I have already had a bowl of Weetaflakes, 2 peanut butter rolls a full english breakfast and 2 'snack' pork pies...0 -
now you are getting back in the game, much better.
hmmm, full english you say........................ im starting to feel a bit morrisons phamous big breakfast-y.
but i shouldnt.
should i?0 -
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sheepsteeth wrote:now you are getting back in the game, much better.
hmmm, full english you say........................ im starting to feel a bit morrisons phamous big breakfast-y.
but i shouldnt.
should i?
Definitely NOT if you're going to Morrisons for their big breakfast - they've gone downhill in the past few months. You are getting much less bacon and only one sausage now! :shock:0 -
aww man, i tihk i will be strong and make do with some coffee and a bowl of fruit and obvious, but im gonna make up for it in some way when it comes to teatime.0
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sheepsteeth wrote:but im gonna make up for it in some way when it comes to teatime.
Dead animal, in gravy, wrapped in pastry...0 -
mmmm dead animal :P
Shall i cook a curry tonight.. hmm tough, lamb is pricey currently
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I'm looking forward to a Mars bar and an orange Lucozade for lunch
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sheepsteeth wrote:Alex wrote:Who the chuff is spud face?
he might ask the same about you, especially if you describe some kind of wonderful lunch plan.
i'll spud your face in a min!0 -
and the usual formula reply is:
you havent got a good face spudding in you.0 -
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projectsome wrote:F knows how, I went to subway and ordered a chicken tempation and somehow ended up with meatballs :? It's too far and I've eaten it to go back :evil: along with a double chip cookie and fresh OJ
Meatball is the best anyway so you're hardly losing out.
I had Subway too, then back to work.
Pretty sh|t really.0 -
that mister sheepsteeth feller's given my firefox the AIDS, everything goes skitz when i log in. Having to use explorer now. wear a binbag poncho next time you mention anyone by name, it's the Right Thing To Do.
5 hours after leaving the house i've found my way back. half-arsed, half-cut documentation of the odyssey to follow..0 -
tilt wrote:projectsome wrote:F knows how, I went to subway and ordered a chicken tempation and somehow ended up with meatballs :? It's too far and I've eaten it to go back :evil: along with a double chip cookie and fresh OJ
Meatball is the best anyway so you're hardly losing out.
I had Subway too, then back to work.
Pretty sh|t really.
its nice agreed but i sure do like the look of the steak one and the subway melt, havnt tried them yet though :roll:0 -
alreet then, as much regaling as i can be arsed with. (please excuse spelling and grammar - bit wibbly, still at the two stubby fingers typing stage, and in my 30th hour of banal awakeness).
after generously letting off the postie for his "i stuffed a note through your door, i know i did" fib (there's a front door and a foosball table in that room, a red bit of card would've stood out i reckon) (oh, the rest of the quote's on the good morning thread if you wish to make this section of things more relevent) it turns out you don't need the card to claim - who knew?
to set the scene and refill the post i lost to sheepsaids this morning, the bathams opens at 12 and is similar to the jan. sales - queue outside followed by a mini-riot for seats, beer and food. they set aside the smallest room (i was too coy to get a snap of it), push the tables together and lay out a spread that looks like a staging ground for an episode of man vs food where you pretty much point and say "i want" and they heat it/sandwich it etc and bring it round to you. but once it's gone it's gone.
with this in mind i had an hour to get to the sorting office and
-this is dull, balls to the full story-
took the scenic route down to the wonderful Bathams and whammied these down the gullet (just like dinner round your nans eh? i love the crockery and the general timewarp) (for those that appreciate value, that's £4:75 for pint and meal - it's gone up a bit since i was last in)
as it's school holidays, the beer patio/smoking area was awash with scumbag kiddies so i then mosied off to the local (it was oh so tempting to pub crawl the 1/4 mile home (6 pubs) bit much for a solo trip though) as i had a craving for Ma Pardoe's Bumblehole (if anyone's seen killing joke live - it's like that - a paving slab to the face that you want again and again). alongside the other regulars there was some cornish wheat beer that caught my eye. NOT a good thing straight after bitter, was in grave danger of interrupting the two rowing gangs of sparkies with a dash. nice beer in the end though, fuck knows what it calls itself.
anyhow, i've since mooched back round the corner to home with all intentions of typing this a lot faster than i have, and bashing myself to sleep , but happily a workmate didn't get fired today (i've a wrongful dismissal question to put to the nice educated peeps of the forum at some point) so we're off out for beers..
(that's now 31hrs and counting - i'm godawful at typing, when's the worldwide fountain pen scheduled to land?)
peace, and stuff,
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outstanding.
that dinner looks so delicious i can hardly breath. you sir, are a legend.0 -
insofar as i understand geography, that pub's somewhere between you and rhyll. DY5 2TN log it and be there between 12 and 2pm monday to friday and you're laughing (the samosas, pork pies and f#ck off great big baguettes make handy travelling companions to boot)0
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Spud face is my new hero.
That even beats what I managed.
Cheeseburger+chips, then watch 2 hours of DVDs then play drums. (it was surprisingly empty at work today!)0 -
i'm no hero, just a man like any other, trying to get by in this workaday world
but if it's on offer...0
