Downhill has become a fashion accessory!

craig_jackass
craig_jackass Posts: 102
edited August 2010 in The Crudcatcher
Just heard from an old friend he recieved abuse from a group of guys wearing full face helmets, monster T-shirts quoting (''Pussy, Get a real bike and whats with the bike bag and gay lights etc) now he rides a pretty sweet Scott XC bike when they probibly were on full sus plastic ALDI Apollos! I really enjoy downhill biking but hate these pretenders giving the sport a bad name! why dont you all f*** off to the skate park and hang there and leave the trails to the real men! cyclists are some off the fittest guys ive ever met so u little D**** better watch out as someone might snap! oh and while im talking about it shout at me and i will pound you to the ground wearing my full (black, pink and yellow :D )lycra or not! you just never know!

enjoy the sport! its feckin awesome!

(THIS IS NOT TARGETED AT REAL DOWNHILL BIKERS OR DIRT JUMPERS, JUST SLACK JAWED F******)
jAcKaSs

If in doubt, Foot Out Flat Out
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  • Mynameisdann
    Mynameisdann Posts: 665
    Calm it dear
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    Not sure if all DJers are the same, but the people who use the Sherwood pines DJ park need shooting! The rubbish left in that part of the forest is disgusting, and they even had bins there when I last rode sherwood :roll:
    HandsomeDog - OrangeCommuter
  • chedabob
    chedabob Posts: 1,133
    You'll get arseholes in any sport. Don't let them get to you.
  • craig_jackass
    craig_jackass Posts: 102
    Kiblams wrote:
    Not sure if all DJers are the same, but the people who use the Sherwood pines DJ park need shooting! The rubbish left in that part of the forest is disgusting, and they even had bins there when I last rode sherwood :roll:

    (Shooting) i like your style! yeah i know its a discrace, but the old expression tarred with the same brush! NO1 will tar us! untill someone does somthing about it! :D
    jAcKaSs

    If in doubt, Foot Out Flat Out
  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    craig_jackass wrote:
    Just heard from an old friend he recieved abuse from a group of guys wearing full face helmets, monster T-shirts quoting (''Pussy, Get a real bike and whats with the bike bag and gay lights etc) now he rides a pretty sweet Scott XC bike when they probibly were on full sus paper ALDI Apollos! I really enjoy downhill biking but hate these pretenders! giving the sport a bad name! why dont you all P*** off to the skate park and hang there! and leave the trails to the real men! cyclists are some off the fittest guys ive ever met so u little D**** better watch out as someone might snap! oh and while im talking about it shout at me and i will pound you to the ground wearing my full lycra or not, as i also enjoy training with mates in MMA! you just never know!

    (THIS IS NOT TARGETED AT REAL DOWNHILL BIKERS OR DIRT JUMPERS, JUST SLACK JAWED F******)

    I bet they're crapping themselves after reading this.
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    MTB'ing in general has a huge fashion following....
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    I for example am a particularly fashionable rider.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Andy wrote:
    I for example am a particularly fashionable rider.

    He is too, I saw him once at Cannock before he disappeared into the forest
    Fast and fashionable!
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    i agree. theres these kind of a$$holes were i ride. most aren't but there is some. my advice is just to ignore them or tell them to feck off
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I'm an a55hole, but I'm also a proper mountain biker. I even took the mountain biking test, and aced it and everything.
    Now THAT complicates things.
  • craig_jackass
    craig_jackass Posts: 102
    Briggo wrote:
    craig_jackass wrote:
    Just heard from an old friend he recieved abuse from a group of guys wearing full face helmets, monster T-shirts quoting (''Pussy, Get a real bike and whats with the bike bag and gay lights etc) now he rides a pretty sweet Scott XC bike when they probibly were on full sus paper ALDI Apollos! I really enjoy downhill biking but hate these pretenders! giving the sport a bad name! why dont you all P*** off to the skate park and hang there! and leave the trails to the real men! cyclists are some off the fittest guys ive ever met so u little D**** better watch out as someone might snap! oh and while im talking about it shout at me and i will pound you to the ground wearing my full lycra or not, as i also enjoy training with mates in MMA! you just never know!

    (THIS IS NOT TARGETED AT REAL DOWNHILL BIKERS OR DIRT JUMPERS, JUST SLACK JAWED F******)

    I bet they're crapping themselves after reading this.

    Hahaha I bet they arnt, it just bugs me dude, it just bugs me... U just cani get peace from people!
    jAcKaSs

    If in doubt, Foot Out Flat Out
  • bobpzero
    bobpzero Posts: 1,431
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I'm an a55hole, but I'm also a proper mountain biker. I even took the mountain biking test, and aced it and everything.
    Now THAT complicates things.

    theres a mountain biking test?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Of course there's a mountain biking test. Did you not get the memo?
    Oh dear. I'd keep quiet about it if I was you, or you'll have people following you round and trying to "silence" you if you call yourself a mountain biker.
  • bobpzero
    bobpzero Posts: 1,431
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Of course there's a mountain biking test. Did you not get the memo?
    Oh dear. I'd keep quiet about it if I was you, or you'll have people following you round and trying to "silence" you if you call yourself a mountain biker.

    dont think i was on the memo list, as i was late entry. i wouldnt / couldnt call myself a mtb er as im still making the transition. maybe you could pm me the list of stuff required to be a "mountain biker"
  • craig_jackass
    craig_jackass Posts: 102
    dont get me wrong i love the fashion and pimped bikes, but i also love the sport, and treat it and its following with respect :wink:
    jAcKaSs

    If in doubt, Foot Out Flat Out
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    bobpzero wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Of course there's a mountain biking test. Did you not get the memo?
    Oh dear. I'd keep quiet about it if I was you, or you'll have people following you round and trying to "silence" you if you call yourself a mountain biker.

    dont think i was on the memo list, as i was late entry. i wouldnt / couldnt call myself a mtb er as im still making the transition. maybe you could pm me the list of stuff required to be a "mountain biker"
    I'm afraid I'm not allowed to. You should get in touch with whoever sold you the bike, sorry.
  • bobpzero
    bobpzero Posts: 1,431
    i bought it in parts "custom build"
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    bobpzero wrote:
    i bought it in parts "custom build"
    Oh dear. I'm afraid it does not look good for you then. :shock:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    if you dont look all gucci and whatnot, there is no way you can be any good at bike riding.

    trust me.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    ^^ You should trust this man, he is rad and sikk to the power of gnarr.
  • craig_jackass
    craig_jackass Posts: 102
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    if you dont look all gucci and whatnot, there is no way you can be any good at bike riding.

    trust me.

    hahaha! quality
    jAcKaSs

    If in doubt, Foot Out Flat Out
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    ^^ You should trust this man, he is rad and sikk to the power of gnarr.

    This is true, him and Yeehaa are feeding off each other (did we ever find out what this means by the way).
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
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  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    if you dont look all gucci and whatnot, there is no way you can be any good at bike riding.

    trust me.

    POTY. thats good enough for sig placement.... brilliant :lol:
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    ^^ You should trust this man, he is rad and sikk to the power of gnarr.

    This is true, him and Yeehaa are feeding off each other (did we ever find out what this means by the way).
    I'm not entirely sure what "feeding off each other" means. Or even if it's a put-down. But since I do not know, I approve.
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Don't think it's a put-down.

    I should go ask on Pinkbike, they all speak that language over there.

    But I can't be bothered
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
    Bionicon Beast
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    ^^ You should trust this man, he is rad and sikk to the power of gnarr.

    This is true, him and Yeehaa are feeding off each other (did we ever find out what this means by the way).

    its what all the cool people are doing
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    The Northern Monkey wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    if you dont look all gucci and whatnot, there is no way you can be any good at bike riding.

    trust me.

    POTY. thats good enough for sig placement.... brilliant :lol:

    haha, its only funny cause it's true!!
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    ^^ You should trust this man, he is rad and sikk to the power of gnarr.

    This is true, him and Yeehaa are feeding off each other (did we ever find out what this means by the way).

    its what all the cool people are doing

    nom nom nom
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
    Bionicon Beast
    Rockhopper Communter
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I certainly didn't feed on Sheepsteeth.
    But, on the way I home I did feed on alleged sheep. I had donner meat and chips. It were right good.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I certainly didn't feed on Sheepsteeth.
    But, on the way I home I did feed on alleged sheep. I had donner meat and chips. It were right good.


    donner meat is a nice bit of work, i settled for KFobvious.

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