Real Whales in Welsh Wales...

Splottboy

The body of a 25ft baby Minke Whale was towed out to sea, then to Pwllheli, after being found washed up on a small beach near Hafan Y Mor holiday centre.

Apparently, it was then being transported by road, but...

I know for a FACT that Pwhelli has a - wait for it - Whale Weigh Station !!!

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You FAIL, it was 21ft!

Splottboy

Don't be sorry...the best ones I save for Christmas crackers !!!!

OK, what about,"What do you call a boy with no arms and a patch? Names."

"Life is like a box of chocolates for Vanessa Phelps. Empty."

All Edinburgh fringe jokes, so not just me thats censored ...And they get PAID !