If I was Jermain Defoe I'd...

Splottboy

Twat the barber that left that little bit of hair on his left-hand side.

£250 and he STILL can't finish the job off properly.

( Bet the barber was the one in "Coming to America". )

soy_sauce

maybe he asked for that. footballer's hair style :roll:

psymon

...boil my head

Raymondavalon

MTFU and play rugby instead of football..

cat_with_no_tail

........be out dogging and spitroasting schoolgirls with all my soccerball pals.

jay12

Raymondavalon wrote:

MTFU and mountain bike instead of football..

psymon

Get caught doing 120mph in a 30 zone, whilst 3 times over the drink driving limit, whilst carrying a large amount of class A's on the way home from raping my team mates under age girlfriend and clipping a pedestrian and driving off.......






........and get off scott free.

whyamihere

I'd probably have a big sandwich.

Big sandwiches are awesome.

Andy

whyamihere wrote:

I'd probably have a big sandwich.

Big sandwiches are awesome.

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