Signs that you're looking at a BSO

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  • chedabob
    chedabob Posts: 1,133
    Doombrain wrote:
    Suntour forks

    ಠ_ಠ
  • Chunkers1980
    Chunkers1980 Posts: 8,035
    HT (without Sus fork) < 140GBP
    HT (with Sus fork) < 200GBP
    FS < 400GBP
    SS < 140GBP

    All above no BOGOF/50% off deals ect - must be usual selling price.
  • stumpyjon wrote:



    anything called an 'Afterburn', 'Tornado' or 'Altitude'.

    :shock: :( :shock: :( :shock: :( :shock: :( :shock: :(

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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    it's sold by tesco, asda, argos or poundland
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Thread8
    Thread8 Posts: 479
    Crappy double crown forks whose stanchions are about 1.5cm in diameter
    Funny spoke patterns on the wheels
    Spokey Dokes or whatever theyre called
    Ribbons trailing from the end of the grips
    White tyres
    Shopping Basket
    Dolly Seat

    etc etc :lol:
    Haro Thread 8
    Please help!

    "It's like parkour, on a bike"
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    Thread8 wrote:
    Crappy double crown forks whose stanchions are about 1.5cm in diameter
    Funny spoke patterns on the wheels
    Spokey Dokes or whatever theyre called
    Ribbons trailing from the end of the grips
    White tyres
    Shopping Basket
    Dolly Seat

    etc etc :lol:

    Surely you have just described a female specific childs bike? :shock:
  • NatoED
    NatoED Posts: 480
    sandy hill wrote:
    The biggest giveaway for any BSO is its name. The more aggressive the name the crapper the bike.

    Magna Screamer
    Apollo Explode
    Raleigh Ignitor

    ad nauseum


    does this mean that all downhill bikes should now be renamed . eg kona stab is now the kona Fluffy Bunny . or giant glory is the giant Adorable kitten?

    i think it would be a great idea.
  • Vex
    Vex Posts: 23
    hatebreedctxx.jpg

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    Cube LTD Team: / | \


    Giant Defy 3.5
  • jayson
    jayson Posts: 4,606
    I saw a kid a few yrs back now riding an appollo creed (i kid u not).
  • NatoED wrote:
    sandy hill wrote:
    The biggest giveaway for any BSO is its name. The more aggressive the name the crapper the bike.

    Magna Screamer
    Apollo Explode
    Raleigh Ignitor

    ad nauseum


    does this mean that all downhill bikes should now be renamed . eg kona stab is now the kona Fluffy Bunny . or giant glory is the giant Adorable kitten?

    i think it would be a great idea.

    I'm all for more manly and hardcore bike names. Like:

    Specialized Muthafukka
    Whyte Sh!tkicker
    Giant BollockStomper
    Trek FaceRipper

    Stuff like that.
  • Boy Lard
    Boy Lard Posts: 445
    Thread8 wrote:
    Crappy double crown forks whose stanchions are about 1.5cm in diameter
    Funny spoke patterns on the wheels
    Spokey Dokes or whatever theyre called
    Ribbons trailing from the end of the grips
    White tyres
    Shopping Basket
    Dolly Seat

    etc etc :lol:

    13082010064.jpg

    Oh dear, my little girl is pretty pi$$ed with you! She loves this bike :wink:
  • Forks that look like fox 40s but have 2 inches travel and still have dirt covers on them.
  • i really badly want to rename my blue pig the ragley fluffy bunny now :D
  • chedabob
    chedabob Posts: 1,133
    NatoED wrote:
    sandy hill wrote:
    The biggest giveaway for any BSO is its name. The more aggressive the name the crapper the bike.

    Magna Screamer
    Apollo Explode
    Raleigh Ignitor

    ad nauseum


    does this mean that all downhill bikes should now be renamed . eg kona stab is now the kona Fluffy Bunny . or giant glory is the giant Adorable kitten?

    i think it would be a great idea.

    I'm all for more manly and hardcore bike names. Like:

    Specialized Muthafukka
    Whyte Sh!tkicker
    Giant BollockStomper
    Trek FaceRipper

    Stuff like that.

    I'd buy that :lol:
  • thel33ter
    thel33ter Posts: 2,684
    Vex wrote:
    hatebreedctxx.jpg

    OMG RAD OVERLOADZZZZ!!!!111one!!1 :lol:
    And now you know, and knowing is half the battle
    05 Spesh Enduro Expert
    05 Trek 1000 Custom build
    Speedily Singular Thingy
  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    When you try to pick it up and it feels like it has been glued to the floor. Then you realise it really does weigh 50 pounds.
    Fig rolls: proof that god loves cyclists and that she wants us to do another lap
  • peter413
    peter413 Posts: 5,120
    stubs wrote:
    When you try to pick it up and it feels like it has been glued to the floor. Then you realise it really does weigh 50 pounds.

    Or its just a DH bike :wink:
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    Boy Lard wrote:
    Thread8 wrote:
    Crappy double crown forks whose stanchions are about 1.5cm in diameter
    Funny spoke patterns on the wheels
    Spokey Dokes or whatever theyre called
    Ribbons trailing from the end of the grips
    White tyres
    Shopping Basket
    Dolly Seat

    etc etc :lol:

    13082010064.jpg

    Oh dear, my little girl is pretty pi$$ed with you! She loves this bike :wink:

    It's bikes like this that make me so pleased I have a son!!!!
  • thel33ter
    thel33ter Posts: 2,684
    PBo wrote:
    Boy Lard wrote:
    Thread8 wrote:
    Crappy double crown forks whose stanchions are about 1.5cm in diameter
    Funny spoke patterns on the wheels
    Spokey Dokes or whatever theyre called
    Ribbons trailing from the end of the grips
    White tyres
    Shopping Basket
    Dolly Seat

    etc etc :lol:

    13082010064.jpg

    Oh dear, my little girl is pretty pi$$ed with you! She loves this bike :wink:

    It's bikes like this that make me so pleased I have a son!!!!

    When he gets older he'll want one of these though

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    And now you know, and knowing is half the battle
    05 Spesh Enduro Expert
    05 Trek 1000 Custom build
    Speedily Singular Thingy