The PIE Thread

MissBint37
MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
edited July 2011 in The Crudcatcher
OK so everyone who knows me knows that pie is probably my favouritest of foodstuffs :D

I love PIE mmmmm, in fact I make sure that I eat it at least once a week. !

So............thought I should share my love of pie ................

Here are my thoughts..........oh and please join the group 'CAMPAIGN FOR REAL PIE' on Facebook ;)

Pie is good, no actually, pie is not good, it is great. Savoury pies in particular, though I do like the odd bit of cherry pie. Anyway, the point of my wasting your time today is the debate about foods which pretend to be pie.

'FAKE PIES' They call themselves pie, but.....


1. Cottage/Shepheards Pie

The above 'Pie' has no pastry, so is this really a pie? I was always brought up to believe that a pie had pastry around filling.


1a. Fish Pie

Again, IT'S POTATO....NOT PASTRY



2. Open Pies

Is a 'pie' which is not entirely covered in pastry even a pie? What is the difference between an open pie and a tart? Personally I believe the tart is calling itself an 'open pie' rather than a tart becasue pies are obvioulsy considerably better than tarts.*

*Excluding bakewell tarts becasue they rock!!!...and they are not pretending to be pie!

3. Banoffee Pie
NOT PIE NOT PIE NOT PIE, I mean, its made out of biscuits!!!!!NOT PIE!!!... I think I have made my point!

3a. Key Lime Pie
As above...it is a tasty dessert....but it is NOT PIE!!!!!

So, although I am somewhat biased in my opinion (NOT PIE), are the above foods are mascquerading as pie?


The Cambridge dictionary defines pie as:

pie: noun [C or U]
a type of food made with meat, vegetables or fruit covered in pastry and baked.

Ha ha, so if this is the case, these are not pie as they are NOT COVERED IN PASTRY!!!!! FAKE PIES!!!!!!

However, this definition in itself raises yet another question. If a pie is something covered in pastry, what about the following baked goods; Should they be pie?

1. Sausage roll
A roll, not a pie, but it is covered in pastry and really tasty and thus, in my opinion, worthy of 'PIE' status. I do admit however, that it is not 100% covered in pastry as the ends are open, however, similarly a steak and ale pie (possibly, if not the most PIE-like of all pies) is often baked in a dish with pastry only on top. This is still a pie so the sausage roll cannot be discounted for this reason.

2. Pasty
Cooper has kindly advised me of the origins of a pasty (thanks Cooper) i.e originally one end was sweeet and one savoury, it was what miners took for their lunches apparently. Anyway, the definition of pasty:

pasty (FOOD)
noun [C]
a small container made of pastry with a savoury filling such as meat, vegetables or cheese

So, if it is covered in pastry, is it not a pie? If not, why not? Is it down to the size...if so, at what point does a pie become a pasty becasue I know for a fact that I have consumed a pasty that has been larger than one of the smaller pies that I have consumed....Answers on a postcard please folks!

Well herein ends my ranting. In conclusion may I say:


MAKE PIE, EAT PIE, LOVE PIE
Ride it like you stole it!
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    steak and Kidney pie.

    hot from the Butchers..............................................................................
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  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    There isn't a single point in that there post I don't agree with.

    I think a pasty is differentiated from a pie by the container in which baked. Pies require structural support during baking, while pasties don't.
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    I live in the pie capital of the UK!

    other towns refer to us as the pie eaters.

    the mascot for wigan is a big pie with arms and legs!

    the local special is a wigan kebab - a pie in a barmcake (bread roll to everyone else)







    but i might be the only wiganer who doesnt like pies. love a good (greggs) sausage roll.
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    How can you not like pie :shock:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Pizza pie - again, NOT A PIE.

    However, seeing as the pastry is usually just a neccesity on a pie, I have no problem calling a fish pie, or shepperd's pie, a PIE. Pastry is a bit, well, cack. Replacing it with something else is a good call.

    By the way, have you heard of my invention... the CAKE PIE?
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    I never said Cottage 'Pie' wasn't tasty.....I just prefer to call it Cottage BAKE

    Cake pie? Do explain...
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    typical wigan chippy dinner.

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    not pictured - a tub of "pea wet" which is essentialy the waste water from mushy peas.
    yes wigan is that disgusting.
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    haha how many carbs?! Pastry, bread AND potato!!!

    i'd only get one mouthful down and be full up :?

    I can only eat half a portion of chip shop chips at the best of times! Never mind a pie, in bread!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Pork Pie?? Genuine pie or imposter?
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    Genuine pie, of course.
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    I have been to Fray Bentos. Beat that suckas!!!
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  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    Neither, heathen. Find a proper pie.
  • Kiblams
    Kiblams Posts: 2,423
    I am a fan of both short crust pies myself
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    MissBint37 wrote:
    i'd only get one mouthful down and be full up
    :shock:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    we have military pies which are puff pastry with mince and onion inside but they also have a rich vein of mushy peas running through the middle. ive never seen such deliciousness elswhere.

    best pie is a balti pie from either morrisons or if i am at home, the britannia stadium.
  • And missbint did you ever post a Gotd?
  • When i read that MissBint likes PIE i thought of other things. :shock:

    Waste of a good thread title IMO
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    When i read that MissBint likes PIE i thought of other things. :shock:

    Waste of a good thread title IMO

    read her posts and imagine she means the same thing as you(and i) and the thread could easily get derailled.
  • MissBint37 wrote:
    though I do like the odd bit of cherry pie.
    ....must..... resist....... :twisted:

    MissBint:

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    MissBint37 wrote:
    though I do like the odd bit of cherry pie.
    ....must..... resist....... :twisted:

    MissBint:

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    thats the quote i was oging to be childish about but decided to behave with.
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    And missbint did you ever post a Gotd?

    Yep, I posted a hot bird, go have a look.
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    I LOVE PIES!

    I regularly eat a couple of Morrison's pies after walking the hound. If you nip into Morrison's half an hour before closing, they are all reduced in price, which means more pie for your £... 4 pie pix 'n' mix for 99p!

    Favourite Morrison's pie is the Meat and Potato, closely followed by the Snake & Pigmy ones. Thier Balti Pies are pretty awesome as well, but IMO, you need to get these warm, just after they've been baked rather than last thing in the day.

    My all time favourite pie would be Mrs C's home made mince & onion pie.

    *Banishes Mrs C to the kitchen to bake pie*

    Pork pies also make an excellent 2nd breakfast after riding to work. Crust needs to be hard/crispy though - Ginster's Melton Mowbry would be my favourite here, closely followed by M&S snack ones.

    :D
  • MissBint37 wrote:
    And missbint did you ever post a Gotd?

    Yep, I posted a hot bird, go have a look.

    Now that is cruel :cry:
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    My home made steak and sausage pie is a monster!
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  • Penylope
    Penylope Posts: 320
    Hmmmm, short crust or 'Flakey' pastry :?:

    I would have to say that i enjoy all pie iIndiscriminately, although i do have an unhealthy obsesion for Pork, turkey, ham & stuffing pie from the deli in the local tesco's, Mmmm, nom nomnom
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I never said Cottage 'Pie' wasn't tasty.....I just prefer to call it Cottage BAKE

    Cake pie? Do explain...
    Ah, fair enough, yes. Fish bake and cottage bake does make sense.
    Just to throw a curveball in though, what do you think of those pies (I can't remember what they're called) that have a pastry bottom half, but a layer of mash instead of a pastry lid?


    Oh, and cake pie...
    YES!
    It's cake, of your choice, lovingly embraced by a layer of pastry, and possibly cream. :D
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I never said Cottage 'Pie' wasn't tasty.....I just prefer to call it Cottage BAKE

    Cake pie? Do explain...
    Ah, fair enough, yes. Fish bake and cottage bake does make sense.
    Just to throw a curveball in though, what do you think of those pies (I can't remember what they're called) that have a pastry bottom half, but a layer of mash instead of a pastry lid?


    Oh, and cake pie...
    YES!
    It's cake, of your choice, lovingly embraced by a layer of pastry, and possibly cream. :D

    maaaaan, i cant wait to try one of those
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    I love Pie.

    But most of you are talking about pre processed gack pie's.. fray bentos + morrisons and that muck.

    Make a pie fresh, or get it from a real pie shop (and yes they do exist, one of the best i know is in Reading).

    And one of my personal favourite pie's i have ever had was a xmas game Pie venison/Pheasent and a few others with cranberry's. Totally awesomeness