who made up this stupid rule?(16+) may contain naughty stuff

projectsome
projectsome Posts: 4,010
edited August 2010 in The Crudcatcher
If I do the deed with one girl, why can't I do the deed with her friend? men don't have such a rule (some will even share*)


*except me, I'm a stingy cnut
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Who says you can't? :roll:
    I've done two sisters before now.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    you can, the rules actually say you should.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    The friend needs to ask for permission out of respect so they so, nothing to do with you.
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Rhyl
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Kitty wrote:
    The friend needs to ask for permission out of respect so they so, nothing to do with you.

    i'm friends with both.

    i intend to break the rules, regardless. I'm just curious as to why women have such a crazy rule.


    the latter tells me she's better at eating 'ice cream' :wink::lol:
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Who says you can't? :roll:
    I've done two sisters before now.

    This is true. They were my sisters and he was kind enough to let me film it, I did try to sneak in my brother in a dress but yeeha was wise to that one. I love pimping, such an easy job.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Rhyl

    mum.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    projectsome wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    The friend needs to ask for permission out of respect so they so, nothing to do with you.
    I'm just curious as to why women have such a crazy rule.

    Like I said, it's respectful. If the other girl still likes you it would hurt her for her friend to have a go also.
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Rhyl

    mum.

    like to have a go on
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  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Rhyl

    mum.

    like to have a go on

    join the queue
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Kitty wrote:
    projectsome wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    The friend needs to ask for permission out of respect so they so, nothing to do with you.
    I'm just curious as to why women have such a crazy rule.

    Like I said, it's respectful. If the other girl still likes you it would hurt her for her friend to have a go also.

    these women sound gay, id like to have a go on them.
  • *AL*
    *AL* Posts: 1,114
    projectsome wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    The friend needs to ask for permission out of respect so they so, nothing to do with you.

    I'm just curious as to why women have such a crazy rule.

    Just because :roll:
  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    Perhaps you could manage the jealousy by doing them both at the same time. Literally this could be difficult though.
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    sandy hill wrote:
    Perhaps you could manage the jealousy by doing them both at the same time. Literally this could be difficult though.
    This sounds like a job for... OCTOCOCK!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    The trouble with women's "rules" is that it's one rule for them, and a different rule for us. So, as a man, just ignore their biased rules.
    sandy hill wrote:
    Perhaps you could manage the jealousy by doing them both at the same time. Literally this could be difficult though.
    Difficult? I take it you've never done the crucifix then? (I think that's the proper name for it)
  • popstar
    popstar Posts: 1,392
    Do you do crucifix with hands, or legs? Never thought of that one.
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    I'll choose not put too much stake into someone's opinion who is admittingly terrible though
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Both hands, and the general groin area. I'm sure you get the drift. If you're a gangsta rapper, you could probably manage the face too.
  • R0B75
    R0B75 Posts: 376
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Who says you can't? :roll:
    I've done two sisters before now.

    Me too and the third sister wants a go on me too.
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  • sandy hill
    sandy hill Posts: 390
    R0B75 wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Who says you can't? :roll:
    I've done two sisters before now.

    Me too and the third sister wants a go on me too.

    Nuns these days!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Not nuns. Nurses.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Nurses.

    im married to one of them
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Nurses.

    im married to one of them

    I'd have a go on her.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I'd have an obvious on the necessary.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I'd have an obvious on the necessary.

    nooow you're making sense :D
  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    projectsome wrote:
    If I do the deed with one girl, why can't I do the deed with her friend?
    Pics?
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 2,086
    FFS. Friends of your ex are fine, in fact, your ex doesn't even need to be ex yet.

    It's when you go hunting after *your* friends exes/siblings that you're breaking the rules.
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  • bannedbiker
    bannedbiker Posts: 382
    Alex wrote:
    FFS. Friends of your ex are fine, in fact, your ex doesn't even need to be ex yet.

    It's when you go hunting after *your* friends exes/siblings that you're breaking the rules.

    What's wrong with your friends ex's/siblings?
    That used to be a great thing about being in a band, I had loads of "mates" that I actually really didn't like! (mostly drummers for some reason!) That meant no guilt when they're mrs's decied I was more fun than them... :wink:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    you were in a band with lots of drummers? What were you guys called? Stomp? :?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    i wouldnt fuck my mates birds if im honest, it seems a bit ropey, i think anyone who does someting like that is the kind of man who drives a honda.
  • bannedbiker
    bannedbiker Posts: 382
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    you were in a band with lots of drummers? What were you guys called? Stomp? :?

    Never more than one at a time, sorry to disapoint dude! :wink:

    sheepsteeth wrote:
    i wouldnt fark my mates birds if im honest, it seems a bit ropey, i think anyone who does someting like that is the kind of man who drives a honda.

    Nope, I drive an Audi! :shock:

    Like I said though, they weren't really my mates...
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