Saw a stunning girl ona run yesterday.
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Several years ago I was just cycling along when noticed a caricature of a woman on the trial ahead. Blonde, huge t*ts, strappy top, shorts like a belt, high heels and walking a spawn-of-Satan Husky/Rottweiler/Doberman/Irish Wolfhound cross breed. On Cannock Chase.
I though no more about until sometime later when I was in the lbs and the owner was talking to another customer about the increasing number of porn films that were being shot on the Chase :shock:0 -
whyamihere wrote:
Wait, girls can be talked to? As if they're people too?GiantMike wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:She was running along a forest track, and has a MASSIVE pair of knockers. They were bouncing around all jiggly like.
So, basically, you saw somebody. Did you talk to her? Woo her with your charm? Dazzle her with your wit? Chase her with your c0ck out shouting 'I'm Yee Haa McGee, google me you b1tch!!!'?
Next time, man-up and chat to her so you can provide a suitably robust account of great success or humiliating failure.
What an insane notion.
No, that's the whole point. Had Yee Haa McGee taken time to chat to her, he could now be nestilng into those soft pink warm naked knockers. Having a soapy shower with them and drying them afterwards. Taking them to the pub and behind the bike sheds. He could be going to sleep next to them, waking up next to them and telling us all about it.0 -
I was at a race yesterday, watching lovely young lady who didn't realise quite how provocativly (how the hell do you spell that?!) she was sucking on her lollipop.
Didn't go and speak to her though as I was on the phone to the mrs at the time and her boyfriend was giving me some pretty dirty looks as I was staring at her anyway!
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bannedbiker wrote:I was at a race yesterday, watching lovely young lady who didn't realise quite how provocativly (how the hell do you spell that?!) she was sucking on her lollipop.
Didn't go and speak to her though as I was on the phone to the mrs at the time and her boyfriend was giving me some pretty dirty looks as I was staring at her anyway! :P
lolipops should be eaten with a knife and fork in public, its th eonly way unless she wants to end up ina ditch.0 -
Nonsense! Women always know exactly what they look like and the effect it has on men.bannedbiker wrote:who didn't realise quite how provocatively (spelt like that) she was sucking on her lollipop.
They have a seventh sense, known amongst scientists as sense seven (probably).Canyon XC 8.0 '11
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To be honest I dont care if she knew or not, I was enjoying the show! Giant Reign - now sold :-(
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If you want to supply pictures for fair judgment, feel free to post here/send me themKitty wrote:Surely boobs eventually get to big to be handled lol (or I may just be jealous)
I like boobs of all sizes. That is all.It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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Quite difficult striking up a conversation when I'm struggling to breathe, and have to keep moving in case I drown in the pool of my own sweat.GiantMike wrote:Next time, man-up and chat to her so you can provide a suitably robust account of great success or humiliating failure.
Even more difficult, is trying to look suave and sophisticated at the same time.
But, i see you've somehow missed the point of this thread, which is about anodising.0 -
bannedbiker wrote:I was at a race yesterday, watching lovely young lady who didn't realise quite how provocativly (how the hell do you spell that?!) she was sucking on her lollipop.
Had similar happen to me but it was in the local chippy and the girl ordered a saveloy whilst waiting for her chinese to be made, Linda Lovelace had nothing on her :oops:
When looking at ladies walking the same way as which you're going, why do they always look round as you're admiring their fine figure??I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:But, i see you've somehow missed the point of this thread, which is about anodising.
Sorry. Here's one I anodised earlier.....
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Ooh, nice work. Very bling.0
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Why gold though?! Surely purple is the correct colour for all anodizing?Giant Reign - now sold :-(
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Oh MAAAAAN! i wish I had photoshop at work!0
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sheepsteeth wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:
What, ladyboys? Hmm, I guess that's understandable. Big and miserable would be a complete put off.Mynameisdann wrote:i prefer them small and perky
i like mine like i like my coffee:
hot, black and well hung.
what, you've never had well hung coffee?
...or ground up and in a jar!!!i spent all me money on whisky and beer!!!0 -
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here we go. Did this in Gimp, which is a lot harder than PS, so it's a bit simpler. Anwyay, here's PURPLEFINGER
Because every evil genius worth his salt would anodise his girls purple, not gold.0 -
But what would BROWNFINGER do?0
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Whatever floats your boat, princess!0
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not enough mention of nipple flaps in this thread0
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sheepsteeth wrote:GiantMike wrote:Whatever floats your boat, princess!
i'll float your boat in a minute.
Is that another sexual innuendo? Sounds like you need to take your frustrations out on the 'Girls in Lycra' thread. Or should I start a 'Guys in Lycra' thread for you, Brownfinger?0 -
i think a guys in lycra thread would be fair, its about time we made this place more female friendly.0
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blister pus wrote:not enough mention of nipple flaps in this thread
Nipple, flap, nipple. flap, flap, nipple, nipple, nipple. flap, nipple. nipple. nipple, flap, flap.
It's a kind of rude morse code0
