Kelly Brook....

psymon
psymon Posts: 1,562
edited August 2010 in The Crudcatcher
(Slightly NSFW)
http://www.egotastic.com/




that is all!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Nice body but HOLY SWEET MARY MOTHER OF SATAN, lay off the bloody airbrush.
    She looks CGI!
  • Shes a fitten alright but just dont like her in general :/
  • Twonk
    Twonk Posts: 17
    I bet she sweats like a stuffed pig
  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    I'd bum that.
  • God I would spend eternity in the sack with that!!! :twisted:
  • stumpym4
    stumpym4 Posts: 216
    Mmmm Yes please
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Whoever pulled me out of that would be proclaimed King of England.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,694
    She's about as intelligent as a dead hamster.

    I'm sure she started in MBR/MBI doing clother modelling originally
    Anyone else remember her?

    Think she wore out poor old Danny Cipriani. So, if a young, Italian, fit, International rugby player can't handle her...what chance have we got?!

    Be nice to see her on all Sixes though.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,694
    She's about as intelligent as a dead hamster.

    I'm sure she started in MBR/MBI doing clother modelling originally
    Anyone else remember her?

    Think she wore out poor old Danny Cipriani. So, if a young, Italian, fit, International rugby player can't handle her...what chance have we got?!

    Be nice to see her on all Sixes though.
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    i dont care how thick or annoying she is, look at her!

    to quote an old friend.

    "i wouldnt mind spending the day at the back of that"
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Here's a fit bird who looks like she's had less airbrushing/processing done
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    has she had her boobs made smaller?

    she is the sister of a fellow engineer and she went to his passing out parade, it must be a nightmare not be able to pull yourself off over one of the best looking birds in the uk even though she sleeps under the same roof as you.
  • Bangin. That's the only thing I can say about that girl.
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    i think her boobs are smaller, put it down to LA life and weightloss. shame really
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    real shame, i genuinely love a fat set of swingers on a bird.
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    spaniels ears

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    as long as they can fill an pitcher im not fussed what condition they are in
  • fletch8928
    fletch8928 Posts: 756
    i would hurt myself on that.

    Or

    Let myself down quickly.
    fly like a mouse, run like a cushion be the small bookcase!
  • RockingDad
    RockingDad Posts: 239
    Kelly Brook was top of my acceptable list a few years ago (you know the list you and your wife have of free passes celebrity wise) but she's going down a slippery Jordan route.

    However.....

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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    as long as they can fill an pitcher im not fussed what condition they are in

    Surely you draw the line at slate layers nail bags?
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    nope, i dont mind as long as they are big.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    nope, i dont mind as long as they are big.

    Well my MiL are 48gg, but holy Carp I'd rather be a catholic priest
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    48gg?

    i would fucking lllove a go on those big old swingers.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    48gg?

    i would ******* lllove a go on those big old swingers.

    You're welcome they swing round the growler when unleahed. Not a nice thing to see walking out the shower.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,825
    Splottboy wrote:
    She's about as intelligent as a dead hamster.
    Who cares? That's good one-handed reading material :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    schwing!

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    Blurring the line between bravery and stupidity since 1986!
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    Nuff sed :wink:
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    It's all about proportion. For me gigantors on a thin woman doesn't do much for me (though Miss brook would feel the meat). On the other hand a fat burd with tattie scone tits is worse as you need big boobs on a fat girl to make up for being a tub. Giant saggy bongos though don't do much either.

    I am quite particular
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  • .blitz
    .blitz Posts: 6,197
    Splottboy wrote:
    I'm sure she started in MBR/MBI doing clother modelling originally
    Anyone else remember her?
    Wondered where I'd seen her before. Amazing what they can do with computers these days.