Sauna FAIL

MissBint37

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10904691

Gazlar

I read this the other day, when you asked for hot men to add you, i was going to suggest these guys, but felt it inappropriate. I hate saunas at the best of times I cant imagine anything worse than being slow roasted to death

MissBint37

110 degrees, are these people mad?!

I can stand about 5 min in a normal sauna and I'm done in....I much prefer the steam room

nicklouse

110 is not that bad.

MissBint37

110 C not bad :?

So how hot do you make your sauna???

Tartanyak

He lives in Swedishland now. The entrance hall to his work is probably a sauna set on 200 degrees so people coming in will just get a swift refresher before their salted fish snack at their desk.

Gazlar

then they get to sit on his Cnut (sofa)and drink lingonberry squash from his penus (beakers)
before putting it down on his bawls (coaster)

Tartanyak

Ah, the fun those scandinavians must have! With their salty liquorice and furniture designed to befuddle and amuse.

Gazlar

and their beer at £7 a pint, to confuse and frustrate

Tartanyak

I was in an Irish pub in the <clears throat> Groningen in the north of the Netherlands and they sold Kilkenny red. Which I drank all night. At a fiver a pint. Not even a proper pint. A half litre.

Tartanyak

HEATHEN! You've been away too long man.

A pint is 562ml. Without the traditional Dutch billion miles of head on the top.

nicklouse

what you talking about?

and at my local a pint is 5.20 had about 7 last Friday.

Tartanyak

Oooh, you cheater! You can't alter the past man! The truth will get out!

£5.20 a pint is still harsh

MissBint37

IKEA speak ftw.

A pint in a lot of europe is well over a fiver, like in a lot of ski resorts, average is €6 a pint :? This is why I go to places like Slovakia and Bulgaria!!!

Tartanyak

I've found, if I go anywhere biking and things, it doesn't really matter the price of a pint. After one (that I usually can barely lift) I'm so knackered I fall asleep in the pub. I am so hardcore it's scary.

Alex

Everyone is on VAT out there though and very little on income tax.

compo

Sack pints, Its all about the 2litres in Germany

Tartanyak

Sod that. After biking, I'd need a straw and a pillow to get through that.

Tartanyak

I've had enough German for now anyway. Fitting a cylinder head with the help of my dad involved lots of 'NO! Toward the auspuff not the einlass!' and stuff.

MissBint37

Actually...............quite randomly, there is a corridor at my work that smells like a sauna for no apparent reason, tis weird.

Tartanyak

Probably find someone's misappropriated a cupboard for afternoon sauna-skives.

MissBint37

I don't think I'd like to see the people I work with in a sauna :?

I would however like a steam room and a hot tub at home....anyone want to buy me one?

VWsurfbum

compo wrote:

Sack pints, Its all about the 2litres in Germany

Hangover A-Hoy
Hoeeeeegarden the only beer to give a headache worse than red wine. (i still love it though)

Tartanyak

I love it too. It's easier to order in this country than Holland though.

Een Hoo-<clear throat> aaa (rolled r like a scotsman) de' alstublieft.
compared with
Ho garden please.

MissBint37

Urgh wine headache :evil:

compo

Thats nothing until you've had 3 of those Hoegardens in an hour. THAT is a hangover

RupertCommunicator

Three of those big glasses in an hour?! I think you might just be a little bit annihilated...

compo

Yes, I was.

I did win a £40 bet however

Kitty

Our sauna and steam room at work is due for a upgrade, particularly now after some one got stuck in the steam room because of the broken door. Obviously they got out after a while and were fine other than being rather miffed.