Feeling the urge to...

Willrideforcake

...kill the little a##eholes that decided it would be a good idea to try and steal my bike. Got down to the bike shed this lunchtime to go for a quick blast, only to find someone had tried to hack their way through my d-lock. Thankfully, they didn't get through, but the is now a car jack in the shed, which I suspect the little b##tards were going to use to try and pop the lock oopen. There's now a gouge in my chainstay too - will have to see if it's terminal once SOCOs have been.
I'd love to d-lock the thieving scumbags to within an inch of their miserable little lives if I should come across them, but I suspect some Guardoan-reading lentil-eating besandalled bleeding heart will bleat about criminals having rights too.
Rant over... and breathe...

.blitz

Willrideforcake wrote:

I'd love to d-lock the thieving scumbags to within an inch of their miserable little lives

Why stop there?

Some scrotes once nicked my car. A mate lived nearby and was a meter-reader and new all the dodgy areas so we got together with a few more mates and (after informing the police of course) had a bit of a drive round.

Surprise surprise we saw aforementioned scrotes driving my f*cking car along in a responsible manner and not wishing to alert them we turned around quietly and followed them at a respectable distance. They had to stop at a junction, so we got out sharpish like, dragged them out of my car and kicked/baseball-batted the sh*t out of them.

Very theraputic, I can heartily recommend it. Good luck I hope you find the f*ckers.

chedabob

Should have lay in wait and then used the jack to dish out a good beating.

ride_whenever

nah, use the jack to expand a few of their orifices...