Peter "shaggy" Crouch

rapid_uphill
rapid_uphill Posts: 841
edited August 2010 in The bottom bracket
I can only presume hes not getting it at home. Can the relationship last this minor infidelity?

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  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190
    I love the way you've just got a picture of the girl with the caption "my bike" underneath.
    You're a lucky man apparently.

    Obviously the problem prem footballers have is the n=n+1 rule. Only they are talking about "bikes" of the other type.
  • rapid_uphill
    rapid_uphill Posts: 841
    If i had a bike like that i would treasure it ;)
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    SHAGGY? Looks more like Scooby Do to me.

    Tell his Scouse Mouse, that I'll take her...to Orgasmic Heaven and back!
  • Homer J
    Homer J Posts: 920
    rapid_uphill wrote:
    If i had a bike like that i would treasure it ;)

    I'd ride it more often
  • rapid_uphill
    rapid_uphill Posts: 841
    I would "oil" it regularly.
    Homer J wrote:

    I'd ride it more often
  • Gazzaputt
    Gazzaputt Posts: 3,227
    She knows what side the bread is buttered.

    He's a complete dickhead though.
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    why on earth would a bird like that want to shack up with a gormless, skeletal waste of space like Crouch..?
  • Bobbinogs
    Bobbinogs Posts: 4,841
    softlad wrote:
    why on earth would a bird like that want to shack up with a gormless, skeletal waste of space like Crouch..?

    You mean multi-millionaire, paid about £60 grand a week Peter Crouch? Yepp, can't understand why anyone who is attractive but talentless would be atracted to him...
  • Verbal
    Verbal Posts: 100
    When asked in an interview once what he'd be if he hadn't been a professional footballer, Crouch replied:

    "A virgin."
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    You are all just jealous of his bird pulling robot dance.
  • rapid_uphill
    rapid_uphill Posts: 841
    Jealous? bird pulling? he has to pay to get his end away.
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    You are all just jealous of his bird pulling robot dance.
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    rapid_uphill wrote:
    Jealous? he has to pay to get his end away.
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    You are all just jealous of his bird pulling robot dance.

    Has to or chose to? Am sure he was sick and tired of Clancey's accent. She isnt the brightest bulb either, perhaps he and the ho just talked. Did you consider that? No, of course you didnt, you just thought of what you would do and applied it to everyone else. :lol:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    rapid_uphill wrote:
    Jealous? he has to pay to get his end away.
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    You are all just jealous of his bird pulling robot dance.

    Has to or chose to? Am sure he was sick and tired of Clancey's accent. She isnt the brightest bulb either, perhaps he and the ho just talked. Did you consider that? No, of course you didnt, you just thought of what you would do and applied it to everyone else. :lol:


    Probably a tax scam picked up from Harry. Who, by the way Stewie Griffin, I used to find amusing until until his 'I haven't got a clue what's happening' stance over SP. He is now filed under 'Lying shitbag'. The sooner they bang him up the better.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • TwistedSpirit
    TwistedSpirit Posts: 79
    Bobbinogs wrote:
    You mean multi-millionaire, paid about £60 grand a week Peter Crouch? Yepp, can't understand why anyone who is attractive but talentless would be atracted to him...

    Reminds me of Mrs Merton

    So Debbie McGee, What first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    rapid_uphill wrote:
    Jealous? he has to pay to get his end away.
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    You are all just jealous of his bird pulling robot dance.

    Has to or chose to? Am sure he was sick and tired of Clancey's accent. She isnt the brightest bulb either, perhaps he and the ho just talked. Did you consider that? No, of course you didnt, you just thought of what you would do and applied it to everyone else. :lol:


    Probably a tax scam picked up from Harry. Who, by the way Stewie Griffin, I used to find amusing until until his 'I haven't got a clue what's happening' stance over SP. He is now filed under 'Lying shitbag'. The sooner they bang him up the better.

    Who is SP then Pontius?
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    rapid_uphill wrote:
    Jealous? he has to pay to get his end away.
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    You are all just jealous of his bird pulling robot dance.

    Has to or chose to? Am sure he was sick and tired of Clancey's accent. She isnt the brightest bulb either, perhaps he and the ho just talked. Did you consider that? No, of course you didnt, you just thought of what you would do and applied it to everyone else. :lol:


    Probably a tax scam picked up from Harry. Who, by the way Stewie Griffin, I used to find amusing until until his 'I haven't got a clue what's happening' stance over SP. He is now filed under 'Lying shitbag'. The sooner they bang him up the better.

    Who is SP then Pontius?[/quote]

    Scott Parker, as if you didn't know. Or are you really Harry 'Lying shitbag' Redknapp?
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    rapid_uphill wrote:
    Jealous? he has to pay to get his end away.
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    You are all just jealous of his bird pulling robot dance.

    Has to or chose to? Am sure he was sick and tired of Clancey's accent. She isnt the brightest bulb either, perhaps he and the ho just talked. Did you consider that? No, of course you didnt, you just thought of what you would do and applied it to everyone else. :lol:


    Probably a tax scam picked up from Harry. Who, by the way Stewie Griffin, I used to find amusing until until his 'I haven't got a clue what's happening' stance over SP. He is now filed under 'Lying shitbag'. The sooner they bang him up the better.

    Who is SP then Pontius?[/quote]


    Scott Parker, as if you didn't know. Or are you really Harry 'Lying shitbag' Redknapp?

    I honestly didn't realise who you meant. We put a bid in for your player which was turned down, which is fair enough. Your new owners who are more used to selling rubber Cocks than footballers went running to the press to tell everyone. If you have something I want, I can try to buy it off you. If you don't want to sell it fair enough. But why tell everyone about it?
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    It's not the offer, it's the fact he denied all knowledge and claimed it was all down to your Chairman. Of course it was, he's just the manager. Who'd ask him who he'd like playing for his team at the club!!?
    Anyway, enough said. I'll let our football and SP do the talking. Look forward to posting on 25th Sept and 19th March. :lol:
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Aggieboy wrote:
    It's not the offer, it's the fact he denied all knowledge and claimed it was all down to your Chairman. Of course it was, he's just the manager. Who'd ask him who he'd like playing for his team at the club!!?
    Anyway, enough said. I'll let our football and SP do the talking. Look forward to posting on 25th Sept and 19th March. :lol:

    He would come to us at the drop of last months razzle. Wet Spam are our feeder club :lol:

    The CL might blunt our League plans a tad this year but Maggieboy (predictive text said that not me) I'm looking forward to those dates (and the points) too. Never poor games & I have been to a few. Was a bit miffed when you got Grant, good coach. Was hoping for Ericsson :twisted:
  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    It's not the offer, it's the fact he denied all knowledge and claimed it was all down to your Chairman. Of course it was, he's just the manager. Who'd ask him who he'd like playing for his team at the club!!?
    Anyway, enough said. I'll let our football and SP do the talking. Look forward to posting on 25th Sept and 19th March. :lol:

    He would come to us at the drop of last months razzle. Wet Spam are our feeder club :lol:

    The CL might blunt our League plans a tad this year but Maggieboy (predictive text said that not me) I'm looking forward to those dates (and the points) too. Never poor games & I have been to a few. Was a bit miffed when you got Grant, good coach. Was hoping for Ericsson :twisted:
    You'll have Ericsson when 'arry gets banged up for tax evasion :)
  • thinbo
    thinbo Posts: 93
    A famous quote from Peter Crouch:

    Interviewer; "what would you be if you weren't a footballer"
    Crouchy: "a virgin"


    remarkable insight
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    Giant Defy 2 '09
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    Thinbo wrote:
    A famous quote from Peter Crouch:

    Interviewer; "what would you be if you weren't a footballer"
    Crouchy: "a virgin"


    remarkable insight

    it was funnier the first time....
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Smokin Joe wrote:
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    It's not the offer, it's the fact he denied all knowledge and claimed it was all down to your Chairman. Of course it was, he's just the manager. Who'd ask him who he'd like playing for his team at the club!!?
    Anyway, enough said. I'll let our football and SP do the talking. Look forward to posting on 25th Sept and 19th March. :lol:

    He would come to us at the drop of last months razzle. Wet Spam are our feeder club :lol:

    The CL might blunt our League plans a tad this year but Maggieboy (predictive text said that not me) I'm looking forward to those dates (and the points) too. Never poor games & I have been to a few. Was a bit miffed when you got Grant, good coach. Was hoping for Ericsson :twisted:
    You'll have Ericsson when 'arry gets banged up for tax evasion :)

    If due to some some incredible miscarriage of justice he is found guilty of this preposterous charge & heaven forbid sentenced to a period of internment, Ericsson will die at my hand the very next day. There is no chance on Gods green Earth that that he will ever manage my club :evil:
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    I wouldn't wish Sven on my club (Coventry), let alone a club with hopes of champions league progression. I'd be happy if he took over at Arsenal though..... no idea why I hate Arsenal so much.

    As for Peter Crouch, who gives a stuff? The bloke has a vast mountain of cash and has a girlfriend who looks great but probably isn't the best conversationalist. That's his fault for choosing a profession that means he gets women who hunt that sort and falling prey to the trappings.
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  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Smokin Joe wrote:
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    It's not the offer, it's the fact he denied all knowledge and claimed it was all down to your Chairman. Of course it was, he's just the manager. Who'd ask him who he'd like playing for his team at the club!!?
    Anyway, enough said. I'll let our football and SP do the talking. Look forward to posting on 25th Sept and 19th March. :lol:

    He would come to us at the drop of last months razzle. Wet Spam are our feeder club :lol:

    The CL might blunt our League plans a tad this year but Maggieboy (predictive text said that not me) I'm looking forward to those dates (and the points) too. Never poor games & I have been to a few. Was a bit miffed when you got Grant, good coach. Was hoping for Ericsson :twisted:
    You'll have Ericsson when 'arry gets banged up for tax evasion :)

    If due to some some incredible miscarriage of justice he is found guilty of this preposterous charge & heaven forbid sentenced to a period of internment, Ericsson will die at my hand the very next day. There is no chance on Gods green Earth that that he will ever manage my club :evil:
    Ok then, Sam Allardyce :)
  • Captain Fagor
    Captain Fagor Posts: 739
    Q: Will they split?

    A: In my view, it depends what Crouch wants to or not. She wants the lifestyle that goes with being his girlfriend, and no doubt can't wait to get a ring on his finger. She can huff and puff all she wants, but it's just brinksmanship. Where else is she going to find someone who earns what Peter Crouch does?
  • stock
    stock Posts: 56
    Did I read a while back that she'd been caught with her ex? What's good for the goose...
  • thinbo
    thinbo Posts: 93
    softlad wrote:
    Thinbo wrote:
    A famous quote from Peter Crouch:

    Interviewer; "what would you be if you weren't a footballer"
    Crouchy: "a virgin"


    remarkable insight

    it was funnier the first time....

    :oops: thought it was strange that it hadn't been mentioned, now I see it had been, sorry :oops:
    CUBE Agree GTC Pro '10
    Giant Defy 2 '09
  • ilm_zero7
    ilm_zero7 Posts: 2,213
    softlad wrote:
    why on earth would a bird like that want to shack up with a gormless, skeletal waste of space like Crouch..?
    premiership footballer's wages! simples
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  • rapid_uphill
    rapid_uphill Posts: 841
    She could probably find another footballer just go drinking were footballers do, someone like Jemain Dafoe he puts it about a bit or maybe even Ashley Cole.

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