Miss Campbell...

Splottboy
Splottboy Posts: 3,695
edited August 2010 in The bottom bracket
Is really just a loveable "Rough Diamond", ( Sorry, dirty little stones ), given to her in a pouch, by persons unknown, from another person unknown, as well.
In the middle of the night, for no reason except that she is just...So Loveable darhling...

"Liar, Liar pants on fire!"... is one of my favourite sayings.

Can you smell/spell "burning", Naomi???

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  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Another Naomi hating thread.

    Poor cow.

    This is nothing but a witch hunt. Jesus, what are a few blood diamonds between friends/strangers anyway.

    Invitation's still there Naomi. Pm me.
  • brakelever
    brakelever Posts: 158
    naomi cambell and mia farrow on the same gig , both as mad as badgers , :lol: surprised they both know what day of the week it is .
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Google 'blood diamond' party. Would post a link but don't know how from my I pod. Looks like a good party though, if you like models and cigarettes.

    And if you don't like Miss Campbell. Most people here would probably be welcome.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Just watched the News again.

    "Mad as badgers" seems a good description!
  • 1footedninja
    1footedninja Posts: 269
    Naomi Campbell - YAAAAAAAAAWN!!!!!!
    'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
    Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H.
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    1footedninja wrote:
    Naomi Campbell - YAAAAAAAAAWN!!!!!!


    Jesus, what, is genocide and war crimes against thousands just not interesting enough for you?

    There's Naomi busting a gut to give these issues some of the airtime and headline inches they deserve and potentially even doing some 'bird' for the cause.

    And you're bored.

    Thankless task being a supermodel.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    I did apply for the post of Supermodel Bikini Wax Applier.

    But some dickhead called "Bruno" got it.

    Bet he won't even appreciate it!
  • giant_man
    giant_man Posts: 6,878
    jim453 wrote:
    Another Naomi hating thread.

    Poor cow.

    This is nothing but a witch hunt. Jesus, what are a few blood diamonds between friends/strangers anyway.

    Invitation's still there Naomi. Pm me.
    oh dear oh dear, pass sick bucket mate ......
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    You know if we just had a simple witch burnin' like in the old days, this crap would be over with by now.
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Eurobunneh - My Youtube channel.
  • Mr_Cellophane
    Mr_Cellophane Posts: 690
    Why has no one asked why Mandella invited this mass murderer to his party in the first place. Mandella (and his wife) were not nice people before he was arrested so perhaps we shouldn't be surprised.
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    ...because if anyone says anything against Mandela they're probably branded racist :P
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Eurobunneh - My Youtube channel.
  • mrushton
    mrushton Posts: 5,182
    And you run the risk of U2 playing a 'We Love Mandela' enormo-gig
    M.Rushton
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    giant mancp wrote:
    jim453 wrote:
    Another Naomi hating thread.

    Poor cow.

    This is nothing but a witch hunt. Jesus, what are a few blood diamonds between friends/strangers anyway.

    Invitation's still there Naomi. Pm me.
    oh dear oh dear, pass sick bucket mate ......

    Either,

    You have some kind of illness for which nausea is a symptom.

    Or

    You believe I made a genuine attempt to contact one of the worlds most famous supermodels via a speculative message on this very forum.

    Whichever, you probably need to seek the advice of some type of professional.
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    mrushton wrote:
    And you run the risk of U2 playing a 'We Love Mandela' enormo-gig

    Nah, Bono would suffer a strained vocal chord or something.

    The fact that Miss Campbell asked for more privacy than was ever granted to people who faced the death of their families testifying in real war crime tribunals purely because she is famous makes me realise what a pathetic piece of trash she really is. She honestly believed she was entitled to anonymous testimony because of her fame...... proper spoilt bitch!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/guilliano/
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Oi! That's an Essex Girl you're talking about...

    and I agree.
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Looks like everyone was right after all.


    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/inte ... 008102989/
  • Mr_Cellophane
    Mr_Cellophane Posts: 690
    Splottboy wrote:
    Oi! That's an Essex Girl you're talking about...

    and I agree.

    She was born in Streatham, not even the right side of the river !

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