Dates - A delicious form of gambling
whyamihere
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Dates taste awesome. I could happing eat them all day. Unfortunately, if I did that, I'd end up with a violent case of the trots. So, each extra date is a bet with my digestive system. I can't wait to see who wins...
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I got given a massive 5KG pack of dates at work. I went a bit mad, and ended up on the toilet for a while, and I'd still barely made any dent in the dates
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Never tried them, not even sure ive seen them in my local tesco, might avoid them if they have laxative effects
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figs and dates are just ace
get two dates sandwiched in between two figs and see how many you can go through before they go through you.
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Oh Dates. thought you meant Dates."Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
Parktools :?:SheldonBrown0 -
Pah. Anyone who's sampled my dating technique will tell you, it's not gambling, it's perfection.nicklouse wrote:Oh Dates. thought you meant Dates.0 -
My dating technique is more of a ritual of self humiliation.0
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Anti biotics are more gutting cleaning method of choice at the moment. Explosive start to every day.0
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I had a similar experience with apricots...
*rumble*
*rumble*
*rumblerumble*
*rumblerumblerumblerumblerumblerumblerumblerumblerumblerumble*
<sprints to the toilet>
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Fig rolls do it for me!0
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whyamihere wrote:
Pah. Anyone who's sampled my dating technique will tell you, it's not gambling, it's rape.nicklouse wrote:Oh Dates. thought you meant Dates.
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