aparently i died on 7 sept 2006

bexley5200

acording to death clock,you put your details in and they give you the time of your death.(am i bothered)

bompington

I'm very sorry to hear it, my condolences

deptfordmarmoset

But is it accurate, bexley5200?

Radioactiveman

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Thursday, August 21, 2070
Seconds left to live...
1,894,446,938

itchieritchie

Wednesday, Sep 7, 2050

Seconds left to live.....1,264,763,124

Mmmm, I can't really afford to hang about here....

Cleat Eastwood

Just move to RHYL, no one'll notice.

Bunneh

I plan to live to 100 then drop dead when the Queen/King gives me the happy 100th card. That'll get me in the papers!

'Why thank you your Magest....ack....

Scrumple

bothered enough to waste my time with such cack

STEFANOS4784

If you're dead then kindly shut up.

NWLondoner

I want to die while making love to a beautiful women 8)



Fcuk I'm immortal :shock:

STEFANOS4784

NWLondoner wrote:

I want to die while making love to a beautiful women 8)



Fcuk I'm immortal :shock:

Homer J

NWLondoner wrote:

I want to die while making love to a beautiful women 8)



Fcuk I'm immortal :shock:

No, you want to die when you just finished making love to a beautiful woman

Hooligan Bill

bexley5200 wrote:

acording to death clock,you put your details in and they give you the time of your death.(am i bothered)

Have you told the Taxman? You could be entitled to a rebate.

Ollieda

Scrumple wrote:

bothered enough to waste my time with such cack

but you do waste your time telling us you don't want to waste your time......

Anonymous

Angel "Right then NapD, you can have one wish!"
Me "Erm, eternal life, ta."
Angel "I can't do that one I'm afraid, that's the one HE says we can't grant."
Me "Damn. Ok then, I'll live until the day we have a British Tour de France winner"
Angel "You crafty ba5tard!"

Splottboy

My Mrs say's I've been "Dead-from-the-neck-up" from Sat. 13th. Oct. 1984, since about 1hr after the wedding reception...

Aggieboy

Splottboy wrote:

My Mrs say's I've been "Dead-from-the-neck-up" from Sat. 13th. Oct. 1984, since about 1hr after the wedding reception...

At least she's not complaining that you're dead from 'the waist down' since the wedding. Some women never stop moaning.

mroli

NapoleonD wrote:

Angel "Right then NapD, you can have one wish!"
Me "Erm, eternal life, ta."
Angel "I can't do that one I'm afraid, that's the one HE says we can't grant."
Me "Damn. Ok then, I'll live until the day we have a British Tour de France winner"
Angel "You crafty ba5tard!"

4 yrs to go then according to Dave Brailsford... :twisted:

Mike Healey

NWLondoner wrote:

I want to die while making love to a beautiful women 8)
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At the age of 95, shot in the back by a jealous husband

Sirius631

Nine days short of my 98th birthday, dam it!

bexley5200

i was wondering why nobody talked to me in the chaingang