The FUNNIEST thing I've seen...on a bike.
Splottboy
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We went to a school to test kids for cycling fitness.
They went off to lunch, AND were told NOT to eat/drink too much.
Got them sorted, bike and helmet wise, and off they go around the field, full pelt.
As they came past the timing point for the last time, we heard that deep, guteral sound, followed by throaty heaving.
One of the boys then started with full-on PROJECTILE "Exorcist" vomit...bright pink.
Problem was, he was wearing a full face helmet, mine!
The vomit hit the chin protector, then his eys, then the chin protector, then...
He couldn't see where he was going, and crashed. But he was fine, just shaken up.
Reason it was pink? One of those huge strawberry milkshakes...
I had to hose the helmet out later on.
YUK!!!
They went off to lunch, AND were told NOT to eat/drink too much.
Got them sorted, bike and helmet wise, and off they go around the field, full pelt.
As they came past the timing point for the last time, we heard that deep, guteral sound, followed by throaty heaving.
One of the boys then started with full-on PROJECTILE "Exorcist" vomit...bright pink.
Problem was, he was wearing a full face helmet, mine!
The vomit hit the chin protector, then his eys, then the chin protector, then...
He couldn't see where he was going, and crashed. But he was fine, just shaken up.
Reason it was pink? One of those huge strawberry milkshakes...
I had to hose the helmet out later on.
YUK!!!
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Why in god's name was he wearing your helmet?
A chef I knew once called in sick to work, because he's just had explosive diarrhoea whilst riding his motorcycle to work along the A55. In a pair of borrowed biking leathers 0 -
These were young teens in Doll' and his head was big!
As I had the helmet in the car anyway, it was the only one that fit.
He was leading the "race" to until...Splatt on Splotts helmet.
( That sounds like a Bruno scene.)0
