Holy short dress batman.
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So I was just headed out for a bit, and a girl walked past with the world's shortest dress. I mean, REALLY short. Her arse cheeks were on complete display (although she was wearing tights), and mighty fine they were too.
Thing is, usually girls look really slutty dressed like that, but she managed to just look stunningly sexy, even borderline classy.
And, no, sadly, I don't have any pics. Never been so gutted
Thing is, usually girls look really slutty dressed like that, but she managed to just look stunningly sexy, even borderline classy.
And, no, sadly, I don't have any pics. Never been so gutted
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not as gutted as me for clicking on this thread pal
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hah two weeks ago two girls walking through tescos were being abit ditzy, theres me and my mate muttering and laughing at them as they walked in front of us, moments later one of them lifts the others skirt all the way up only to reveal the sleekest thong ever, that brightened up my day 0
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Hell, I'd definitely be a lesbian for her.
I'm contemplating walking around with my camera, pretending to take, er... night time shots, in case she re-appears 0 -
I had this the other way round once, really.
I was shopping in Chelmsford with the Mrs, and two women were "stalking" me.
I was a bit perplexed, but turns out they were my mates - who was a copper - Mrs and her sister/his sister-in-law.
Apparently, they nearly died with shame when he spoke to me, to prove he knew me.
They fancied my BUM according to my copper mate.
Mind you, I was in great shape at the time.
SEXIST Bee-atches!!!
( Photos of said Butt/Tights would have been very nice! )0 -
splotboy, I always find it dificult to read your posts. What the hell was who? The two girls were your mates? who's sister in law?
Ah, nevermind.
Anyway, yeah, this girl had a rather nice thong on too, plainly visible.
But she hadn't hoiked her dress up or anything, her dress was just that short. I've seen longer T-shirts.
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Heh yeh i think it was a desperate bid for me to buy her shopping for her more than anything
And yeh ive seen a few like the one you described, sometimes i point it out to them just to see their (over)reaction0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:a girl
I'd like a go on her0 -
So I was just headed out for a bit in me short skirt, you know the short one so you could see me arse cheeks (even though I was wearing tights,makes me look borderline classy), and this guy kept staring at me so hard I thought his eyes had been surgically attached to me butt cheeks. I thought he'd take some photos of me, but ne never. Gutted I was.
So i'm off to Rhyl.The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.0 -
ME - Stalkee. ( Nervous, twitchy.)
My Mrs - Witness. ( Thought it was dead funny.)
Mate - Copper, City of London Police. ( Firearms Unit.)
Mate's Mrs - Stalker No 1. ( Not bad looking. )
Mate's Mrs younger sister - ( Very nice looking, indeed. )
Venue - Supermarket, Chelmsford.
( Phew, I feel like a screenwriter now...)0 -
(erm, at Cleat Eastwood's post. Still deciphering Splotboy's) 0
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not a single pic to back up this short skirt topic.
slack , very slack.0 -
I know! I'm killing myself about it. I would have looked rather suspect though 0
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not just your tale yeehaa ,
but any pic of tasty bird in short skirt , connected or not to any post will do.
in fact there's been hardly any bird pics / topics on here this week.0 -
you'll have to make do with brit from the other day
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Nope, it was far, far shorter than that.0
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Ok, well, I've just had a nice evening looking through google images with safesearch off, and I can;t actually find anything that represented the epicness of what I saw.
This is probably the closest, although her dress was actually even shorter!
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Now how am i meant to get to sleep o.00
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A skirt that short is known as a greyhound due to it being one inch behind the hair.
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Crack one off first
Oh, and in Sheep's absence
Lime
String
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heh now that would end up being an embarrassing trip upto a&e0
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Just read your first bit again: "Borderline classy" ...in Caernarfon?
WOW! Gotta be a first!
Mind you, the Wife's neice...( can't give a name, Yee might know her )... is Top Totty.
Think she's 23 now, Bout 5ft 6ins, Blonde, blue eyes, very chesty, lean/fit from the gym, huge pouty lips, tanned.
Bit like Scarlett Johannsen, but without that "Fish Lips" looks.0 -
i'll be doing just thatyeehaamcgee wrote:Crack one off first
Oh, and in Sheep's absence
Lime
String
Cross your legs.0 -
Splottboy wrote:Just read your first bit again: "Borderline classy" ...in Caernarfon?
WOW! Gotta be a first!
Mind you, the Wife's neice...( can't give a name, Yee might know her )... is Top Totty.
Think she's 23 now, Bout 5ft 6ins, Blonde, blue eyes, very chesty, lean/fit from the gym, huge pouty lips, tanned.
Bit like Scarlett Johannsen, but without that "Fish Lips" looks.
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It's more hit than miss.
Was on holiday with friends this summer, all of us laying on a field. knowing she was wearing a short skirt decided to glance up :twisted: needless to say, I wasn't impressed. I'm thinking ffs woman, you go to the gym like 3 times a week and you've still got a flabby ass
young tourist taking photos, decided to lean over the railings. I think she was doing it on purpose :shock: I for one couldn't see any underwear.
doing my evening collection of post (boring job) see a girl at work bent over sorting files in a cupboard. Almost put the trolley through a glass balcony :oops:0
