Your dreams are over when...

Mr Smooth
Mr Smooth Posts: 70
edited August 2010 in The bottom bracket
you are older than...

The members of your favourite band
The members of the England football/rugby/cricket team
Most policemen
Your Doctor
The Prime Minister
The Monarch - the only one that doesn't apply yet!

Any more?

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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    You wake up.
    _
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    You wake up in Rhyl
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    You wake up in Rhyl
    lol :lol: :shock: :evil:
    Coveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
    north west of england.
  • gupta-patel
    gupta-patel Posts: 81
    You find DonDaddyD's posts interesting and informative.
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    gupta-patel wrote:
    You find DonDaddyD's posts interesting and informative.

    You go looking in the Commuter section :lol:
  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    Mr Smooth wrote:
    The members of the England football/rugby/cricket team

    What about members of the German football team?

    Thomas Mueller is 20, and he scored 5 goals in his first World Cup. 20. 20!!!!!!

    The jammy bastard.
    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

    PTP Runner Up 2015
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Your dreams aren't over they just change to things involving antiques, the seaside and cake.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    When asked to enter your year of birth for your credit card, you have to scroll down to the second page.
  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    ... nobody post pictures to the Girls In Lycra Shorts thread anymore. :lol:
    To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.
  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    You wake up in Rhyl

    You fail to wake up in Rhyl.
    To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.
  • rapid_uphill
    rapid_uphill Posts: 841
    Wot is all the fuss, Rhyl is brill.
  • mattbass789
    mattbass789 Posts: 355
    when you wake up with a headache after only 15 drinks.
    “If you worried about falling off the bike, you’d never get on.”

    @mattbeedham
  • rapid_uphill
    rapid_uphill Posts: 841
    When you girlfriend starts asking "can we go look at rings?"
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    They find you hanging from a tree.
    winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
    Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg
  • night_porter
    night_porter Posts: 888
    rapid_uphill wrote:
    When you girlfriend starts asking "can we go look at rings?"

    And you think (hope) she means Chainrings....
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    When your girlfriend suggests trying some bumfun and pulls out a strap-on........ :shock:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    dmclite wrote:
    When your girlfriend suggests trying some bumfun and pulls out a strap-on........ :shock:

    There's a whole new thread - 'When your dreams become nightmares'
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Radioactiveman
    Radioactiveman Posts: 964
    When you decide to give up MTB until your house is complete and on the market
    £1.25 for sign up http://www.quidco.com/user/491172/42301

    Cashback on wiggle,CRC,evans follow the link
    http://www.topcashback.co.uk/ref/MTBkarl
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Someone buys you a SPurs season ticket. :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Bunneh
    Bunneh Posts: 1,329
    ...when you realise that you'll probably have to work until you're 75 and then live in abject poverty because the money institutes lost all your cash you had for a pension...

    Sod it, I'm doing a Ken Dodd.
    http://www.youtube.com/user/Eurobunneh - My Youtube channel.
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    Mr Smooth wrote:
    you are older than...

    .......
    Most policemen
    ......

    I'm only 22 and that almost applies to me round here!!!
  • anto164
    anto164 Posts: 3,500
    Not surprised! The complexity of the application forms for the force is enough to put anyone off apart from the youngsters who have nothing to do! (I should know, i'm in the middle of doing one atm)

    But back on topic..

    ... when you realise you can't afford a pint down the local any more!
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Someone buys you a SPurs season ticket. :D

    Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha :roll:

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