y'know naomi campbell......

Anonymous
Anonymous Posts: 79,666
edited August 2010 in The Crudcatcher
claims she was given a bag containing dirty stones a few years ago and that she didint recognise them, could they have been a set of used lime-on-strings?

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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    I'd like to have a go on her
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  • Tolk
    Tolk Posts: 775
    I'd like to know if she said "What's the point in these dirty fecking stones" when given them. Unless of course they were actually limes. In which case I'm sure she knew what to do with them.
  • trekhead
    trekhead Posts: 626
    I`ve missed this story.
    Were they dirty limes?
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  • Tolk
    Tolk Posts: 775
    trekhead wrote:
    I`ve missed this story.
    Were they dirty limes?

    If they were, this war crime tribunal is a bit much!
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    Blood limes man, that's bad stuff. Someone tell Leonardo Dicaprio.
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  • Tolk
    Tolk Posts: 775
    Northwind wrote:
    Blood limes man, that's bad stuff. Someone tell Leonardo Dicaprio.

    :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    if they have blood on them then something has gone excptionally wrong.
  • Mynameisdann
    Mynameisdann Posts: 665
    Well depends how long the string had to be.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,694
    Essex girl doesn't recognise blood diamonds...til they are in a gold ring and surrounded by sapphires, type of deal thing?

    "This is very incovenient for me" she commented,at the trial.



    I don't get outta bed for less that £10,000, was allegedly one of her throw-away lines.
    ( Think it was her? )

    "Strange little girl," by The Stranglers, seems to sum her up, methinks.
  • popstar
    popstar Posts: 1,392
    She pretends to be dumb. It's obvious that most probably she went to bed with that mister who gave her dirty stones after. Seems as if, it was a bargain.
    What could have been (Video)

    I'll choose not put too much stake into someone's opinion who is admittingly terrible though
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,694
    What, sloppy Essex sevenths?

    YUK!
  • popstar
    popstar Posts: 1,392
    Man, that woman would blow your head off. One way or the other.
    What could have been (Video)

    I'll choose not put too much stake into someone's opinion who is admittingly terrible though
  • Where are my stabilisers?
    Where are my stabilisers? Posts: 979
    I like the way she said she didn't look into the bag until the morning... Someone wakes me up in the middle of the night and hands me a bag, I'm gonna have a little peek at the very least :lol:
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  • popstar
    popstar Posts: 1,392
    Must have been very busy night for her, wonder where is the army of -I would like to have a go on her- ?
    What could have been (Video)

    I'll choose not put too much stake into someone's opinion who is admittingly terrible though
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Where are my stabilisers? wrote:
    I like the way she said she didn't look into the bag until the morning... Someone wakes me up in the middle of the night and hands me a bag, I'm gonna have a little peek at the very least :lol:
    She probably thought someone was delivering her drugs for her, and left it.
    She was also I'd imagine quite upset when she realised that the rocks she'd been given couldn't be smoked.

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